Sexy soap actors......who just aren't!

bettedavis · 21-10-2008 1:17pm #1

i hate soap characters who are considered 'sexy' or irrisistable to the opposite sex, but are so blatantly not sexy in the real world. My examples are;

Max branning; I mean seriously !

Phil Mitchell; same applies

liam connor; could never see it meself!

kylie fair city;; wha?

and i have to say again, max branning, i just can't stomach the thought!

sam34 · 21-10-2008 5:22pm

paul in fair city - hes the best of a bad lot, but still.....

Brian Capture · 21-10-2008 9:23pm

I'd ride Kylie in Fair City.

Pigletlover · 22-10-2008 9:45am

From Eastenders...

Sean

Tony

Christian - his arms are bigger than his head :eek: I hate the way he always looks like he's on a photo shoot too, stretching his neck and pulling poses. He reminds me of Zoolander, just he's not funny.

Ian - I know he isn't portayed as sexy, but how has he had so many wives? It's completely unbelievable, he's dog ugly and .

Suzy, I wish someone would tell her talking like she's having an asthma attack doesn't make her sexy.

Dawn - I know she won sexiest soap star or something, but her head annoys me, especially her hair.

On the other hand, I think Shabnam is gorgeous, but she isn't portrayed that way.

Corrie

Charlie Stubbs - I know he's not in it any more, but I could never understand why he was made out to be sexy.

Tupins · 23-10-2008 9:46am

That Asian woman in Corrie, Prem's wife, is supposed to be super sexy but she's just not. It's embarassing to watch her 'act' like a sexy siren - she's brutal.

Also agree with Max Branning and Phil Mitchell - both hideous.

Plus:

Roxy Mitchell - tacky
Dawn Swann - Chav

Mr E · 23-10-2008 9:54am

Liz McDonald?

Sherifu · 23-10-2008 9:55am

Reg Holdsworth.

Pigletlover · 23-10-2008 11:01am

Tupins wrote: »

That Asian woman in Corrie, Prem's wife, is supposed to be super sexy but she's just not. It's embarassing to watch her 'act' like a sexy siren - she's brutal.

Forgot about her, yeh she's terrible too.

Bijoux · 27-10-2008 8:44pm

I'm nuts about Bradley from Eastenders....my friends think I'm crazy!!!

I dont get the whole Phil / Grant Mitchell thing......no thanks!!! :cool:

Green Hornet · 27-10-2008 8:50pm

Tupins wrote: »

Roxy Mitchell - tacky

:eek: I think she's dead sexy, maybe it's because she's tacky though.......

K4t · 28-10-2008 12:42pm

Sherifu wrote: »

Reg Holdsworth.

Charasmatic

Green Hornet wrote: »

:eek: I think she's dead sexy, maybe it's because she's tacky though.......

And she wouldn't take any persuading. Yeah I definitely would.

And soap stars who just aren't sexy? - The entire female cast of Emmerdale (except Jo the tanned one).

dodgyme · 28-10-2008 1:57pm

Joe lynch in bracken - never got it?

JP Liz · 29-10-2008 3:00pm

http://www.nowmagazine.co.uk/gallery...awards-2008/1/

Sexiest Male

I cant see how Sean Slater is sexy

marti101 · 29-10-2008 3:17pm

Rick out of H&A it was his hair not all sexy,also Geoff for some reason even though hes goodlooking seems to be missing something.

fourfiveone · 05-11-2008 8:46pm

Pat from Eastenders has had Patrick, Roy and Fraaannkk all fighting for her - how is that possible? A couple of years ago Fraaannkk even left Peggy for Pat.