I want to whip my cock out in front of chav girls

Shmuck · 21-10-2008 2:18am #1

I want them to laugh and point saying "ain't his cock small" and "look at his tiny cock" I want them to call me names like "Tiny cock" and "small willy"... I then start to get hard from the taunting and they start laughing and screaming pointing more and looking right at it. Then hopefully a really dirty ugly member of the group... a right slapper gets dared to walk over and touch it... and I'll cum on cue as soon as her finger prods it and they will scream and run away or beat me up... either is fine.

brendansmith · 21-10-2008 2:20am

I hear that brother!!!

:D:D:D

ottostreet · 21-10-2008 2:21am

make it bob up and down while you stand facing them. they love that

Stercus Accidit · 21-10-2008 2:21am

Dude, lets hang out some time.

in front of chav girls

Xavi6 · 21-10-2008 2:24am

I have a new hero

dfx- · 21-10-2008 2:26am

So true, so true.

:pac:

Holsten · 21-10-2008 2:29am

Hahaha, brilliant!

Jesus Wept · 21-10-2008 2:30am

The heart wants what the heart wants.

hussey · 21-10-2008 2:40am

anyone want to take bets on when TLL will start a thread on this

Kintarō Hattori · 21-10-2008 2:44am

/// Hangs head and sighs for the future of todays youth...................

Jesus Wept · 21-10-2008 2:53am

He could be an old man.

Kintarō Hattori · 21-10-2008 2:54am

The-Rigger wrote: »

He could be an old man.

True but then I'd hope he'd know better to come on here and make an eejit out of himself. But who knows, who knows....

Elem · 21-10-2008 2:57am

I think i know that guy! Are you Bill Gates?

brendansmith · 21-10-2008 2:57am

Here lads, no post without thanks to the OP,

This is defo deservant of thread of the day, if not decade!!!:eek::eek:

Jesus Wept · 21-10-2008 2:59am

Coming on here is part of the thrill - probably the closest he will get to fulfilling this fantasy.
He is probably chaffing the knob off himself with a piece of rough sandpaper as we type.

brendansmith · 21-10-2008 5:08am

Ave it!
And chav it!!

boom boom boom!

Zillah · 21-10-2008 5:41am

At first I thought there was some After Hours in-joke I was missing. I still suspect this is a boardsie regular with an alternate account running some strange experiment.

brendansmith · 21-10-2008 5:53am

Zillah wrote: »

At first I thought there was some After Hours in-joke I was missing. I still suspect this is a boardsie regular with an alternate account running some strange experiment.

Hmmmm what the hell did you even post here for?
Give the OP some goddamn encouragement!!!:mad:

brendansmith · 21-10-2008 5:59am

OP bring the pain insane!!!!:eek::eek::eek:

brendansmith · 21-10-2008 6:03am

Dude you gots ta ballbag that bitch!!!

SimpleSam06 · 21-10-2008 7:09am

Ye Olde Trolle.

gurramok · 21-10-2008 7:50am

Now if he did it in front of Skanger girls in this country instead of chav's in England

vibe666 · 21-10-2008 8:10am

The-Rigger wrote: »

He is probably chaffing the knob off himself with a piece of rough sandpaper as we type.

i hope so, I wouldn't want to be the only one.

it's bad enough that I'm teh only one in the office doing it.

antodeco · 21-10-2008 8:27am

OP, if I put on a wig, will you allow me to entertain you?

Wreck · 21-10-2008 9:01am

Does no one else remember reading this fantasy, pretty much word for word, on boards before?

Mr. Incognito · 21-10-2008 9:05am

Yawn. How the stupid are easily amused. The word "cock" in particular seems to drum up some teenage excitement. Look at them with their little excitement wee dribble, jumping up and down, begging for more pointless irrelevant profanity, pushing the social borders. Bless.

Homer · 21-10-2008 9:20am

SetantaL wrote: »

Yawn. How the stupid are easily amused. The word "cock" in particular seems to drum up some teenage excitement. Look at them with their little excitement wee dribble, jumping up and down, begging for more pointless irrelevant profanity, pushing the social borders. Bless.

Yawn. How the stupid are easily wound up. Bless. :rolleyes: