Yea but can she cook ...

MooseJam · 19-10-2008 5:30pm #1

Surely the most overlooked thing when it comes to relationships, sure you might score a perfect 10 but the sex is going to dry up and she's going to lose her looks and if she can't cook you're left eating slop every day , how bad is that, of course you can look after yourself but it's nice to have a nice meal cooked for you, and of course this works both ways, can he cook being just a big a question. Dinner can be the best part of the day and having lovely food can make a huge difference to quality of life, so maybe next time you are on the lookout for a relationship whatever about what she looks like find out can she cook ...

Biggins · 19-10-2008 5:34pm

I ain't touching this one with a barge pole, she would kill me! lol

MIN2511 · 19-10-2008 5:42pm

Can you cook?

phenomenon · 19-10-2008 5:44pm

I only date chefs.

rediguana · 19-10-2008 5:47pm

She can learn. My wife literally couldn't make scrambled eggs when I first met her. Now it's Moroccan Tagine (from scratch) one night, some other crazy stuff the next night. Thanks Rachel Allen and Jamie Oliver.

dr.bollocko · 19-10-2008 5:48pm

In the words of me. "Who gives a flying **** if those tits can cook?"

rediguana · 19-10-2008 5:50pm

Some women with great tits are also fantastic cooks. It's an ideal scenario and one that there is no harm in aspiring to.

dr.bollocko · 19-10-2008 5:52pm

rediguana wrote: »

Some women with great tits are also fantastic cooks. It's an ideal scenario and one that there is no harm in aspiring to.

And some tits with great women are also fantastic cooks.
Something to aspire to also, if you are a tit that is.

ejmaztec · 19-10-2008 5:53pm

rediguana wrote: »

Some women with great tits are also fantastic cooks. It's an ideal scenario and one that there is no harm in aspiring to.

Not when the tits are scraping the inside of the frying-pan. :eek:

rediguana · 19-10-2008 5:57pm

Look, if she can't cook, you're going to have to do it yourself. Don't you see the problem?

AlmightyCushion · 19-10-2008 5:59pm

rediguana wrote: »

Look, if she can't cook, you're going to have to do it yourself. Don't you see the problem?

Or eat her out.

Jimbo · 19-10-2008 6:02pm

rediguana wrote: »

Some women with great tits are also fantastic cooks. It's an ideal scenario and one that there is no harm in aspiring to.

Oh yea.

The perfect woman

19-10-2008 6:08pm

boys boys boys

This is bloody hilarious!

If I was a man, which, well, I'm not! I'd go for the looks over her performance in the kitchen (ahem) You could be dead tomorrow, would you rather people remember you being the lucky f*cker who got to sh*g that hot bird all the time, or that lucky f*cker who got great spaghetti bolognese every thursday!

dr.bollocko · 19-10-2008 6:12pm

Deleted User wrote: »

boys boys boys

This is bloody hilarious!

If I was a man, which, well, I'm not! I'd go for the looks over her performance in the kitchen (ahem) You could be dead tomorrow, would you rather people remember you being the lucky f*cker who got to sh*g that hot bird all the time, or that lucky f*cker who got great spaghetti bolognese every thursday!

:eek:
EVERY thursday?
Tough call.

if yore gheh.

Wurly · 19-10-2008 6:26pm

With all due respect (very little), cook your own f*ckin dinner!

themadchef · 19-10-2008 6:48pm

*Plans to print up tee shirts with "i am a chef, come home with me so i can cook for you"

And there was I thinking my more than ample bottom was the issue :eek:!

Thank you Jesus!!

It's all clear now!

ejmaztec · 19-10-2008 6:48pm

Some people can be such mothercookers.

taidghbaby · 19-10-2008 6:53pm

who cares if she can suck like a hoover

19-10-2008 6:55pm

themadchef wrote: »

*Plans to print up tee shirts with "i am a chef, come home with me so i can cook for you"

They'd go down a treat at a wet t-shirt competition

19-10-2008 7:03pm

Now ladies do me a favour and don't try to enlighten my pool of potential life providers.
Nothing motivates a DH to obey better than the threat of an empty stomach.
Did your Irish mammies teach you nothing!

pretty-in-pink · 19-10-2008 7:04pm

Nobody cooks in my kitchen but me.

If it comes to cooking for women, then it must come to diy and heavy lifting for men.

themadchef · 19-10-2008 7:12pm

taidghbaby wrote: »

who cares if she can suck like a hoover

So, seven nights a week, youve got a choice.

Walk in the door to the sweet aroma of .... hmm lets say tonight it's, STEAK

, Juicy 12oz fillet steak, slow cooked caramelised onions, Creamy mashed potatoes, florettes of crisp broccoli and butter basted baby carrots.

Youre telling me you'd pass that up for a blo job?

Im thinking you better be a hot shot woith the frying pan yourself or you will starve (mind you, you'd probably starve with a smile on your face

)

taidghbaby · 19-10-2008 7:14pm

themadchef wrote: »

So, seven nights a week, youve got a choice.

Walk in the door to the sweet aroma of .... hmm lets say tonight it's, STEAK , Juicy 12oz fillet steak, slow cooked caramelised onions, Creamy mashed potatoes, florettes of crisp broccoli and butter basted baby carrots.

Youre telling me you'd pass that up for a blo job?

Im thinking you better be a hot shot woith the frying pan yourself or you will starve (mind you, you'd probably starve with a smile on your face )

eh i can cook, but i cant give myself a bj

rediguana · 19-10-2008 7:16pm

taidghbaby wrote: »

eh i can cook, but i cant give myself a bj

Are you saying you have a small lad or what?

taidghbaby · 19-10-2008 7:17pm

rediguana wrote: »

Are you saying you have a small lad or what?

no, but my mouth isnt big enough

19-10-2008 7:18pm

taidghbaby wrote: »

eh i can cook, but i cant give myself a bj

well my husband just had creamy mashed potato with beef burgers cooked in onion gravy - and he might even get a bj too after fringe

Jealous much

rediguana · 19-10-2008 7:19pm

taidghbaby wrote: »

no, but my mouth isnt big enough

You're just not using enough lube.

Jimbo · 19-10-2008 7:20pm

Deleted User wrote: »

well my husband just had creamy mashed potato with beef burgers cooked in onion gravy - and he might even get a bj too after fringe

Jealous much

Don't tell me you look like Nigella Lawson aswell

taidghbaby · 19-10-2008 7:22pm

Deleted User wrote: »

well my husband just had creamy mashed potato with beef burgers cooked in onion gravy - and he might even get a bj too after fringe

Jealous much

pics or gtfo...........of the food that is

19-10-2008 7:22pm

jimbo78 wrote: »

Don't tell me you look like Nigella Lawson aswell

Ok - I won't!

taidghbaby wrote: »

pics or gtfo...........of the food that is

as if there would be even a smidgeon left to photograph!

Overheal · 19-10-2008 7:23pm

Sarah Palin can hunt, field dress, and stew a moose, but that does not make her electable. It does make her a MILF though.

javaboy · 19-10-2008 9:06pm

Deleted User wrote: »

well my husband just had creamy mashed potato with beef burgers cooked in onion gravy - and he might even get a bj too after fringe

Jealous much

You better have something extra special planned for March 14th so.

19-10-2008 10:11pm

javaboy wrote: »

You better have something extra special planned for March 14th so.

Hell yeah

Lasagna and Chips

taidghbaby · 19-10-2008 10:14pm

Deleted User wrote: »

Hell yeah

Lasagna and Chips

you shouldnt post with your mouth full.....its rude

pretty-in-pink · 19-10-2008 10:16pm

taidghbaby wrote: »

you shouldnt post with your mouth full.....its rude

I'd call it talented...........

taidghbaby · 19-10-2008 10:27pm

pretty-in-pink wrote: »

I'd call it talented...........

:pac: multi-taskable wimmins FTW

ejmaztec · 19-10-2008 10:34pm

taidghbaby wrote: »

:pac: multi-taskable wimmins FTW

A sausage in each hand, and one in the mouth?

pretty-in-pink · 19-10-2008 10:39pm

Well you know what they say...

a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

Overflow · 20-10-2008 12:42pm

I dont trust anyone in my kitchen except myself or Gorden Ramsay.

AnonoBoy · 20-10-2008 1:10pm

I'm a real man. I can cook.

So she just has to have nice tits really.

LouOB · 20-10-2008 2:07pm

A maid the sitting room
A cook in the kitchen and
A hoar in the bedroom and you will never loose your man

IMO any man who can resist a woman with all three qualities is either
1. caught the ghey
2. prone to madness
3. thinks there is better out there - when there isnt

dub_skav · 20-10-2008 2:29pm

themadchef wrote: »

So, seven nights a week, youve got a choice.

Walk in the door to the sweet aroma of .... hmm lets say tonight it's, STEAK , Juicy 12oz fillet steak, slow cooked caramelised onions, Creamy mashed potatoes, florettes of crisp broccoli and butter basted baby carrots.

Youre telling me you'd pass that up for a blo job?

Im thinking you better be a hot shot woith the frying pan yourself or you will starve (mind you, you'd probably starve with a smile on your face )

If the best your ideal cooking lady can come up with is meat and 2 veg you need to get out more

The Master · 20-10-2008 2:39pm

Any woman whos good at cooking sock is ok by me

Zangetsu · 20-10-2008 2:43pm

I've actually (for the first time since the great fire of 99') been given permission to enter the kitchen! (How the **** was I supposed to know steak was flammable?!?!)

CtrlSource · 20-10-2008 5:14pm

The more i read this thread, the more i feel my life force ebbing. As AH topics go, that's really saying something. It's 2 minutes of my life that i'll never get back.

And reading this post took 15 seconds of YOUR life that you'll never get back either ;P

Yea but can she cook ...

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