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Best bit of Ass in prison?

  • 17-10-2008 9:46pm
    #1
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭


    http://www.rte.ie/news/2008/1017/egypt.html
    An Egyptian donkey has been jailed for stealing corn on the cob from a field belonging to an agricultural research institute in the Nile Delta.

    The ass and its owner were held at a police checkpoint that had been set up after the institute's director complained that someone was stealing his crops.

    The donkey was found in possession of the institute's corn and a local judge sentenced him to 24 hours in prison.

    AdvertisementHis owner escaped a jail sentence but was handed down a fine of 50 Egyptian pounds (€6.65)


Comments

  • #2
    slumped
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,946 ✭✭✭slumped


    the law is an ass!


  • #3
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Its a mad world LOL


  • #4
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Oh that the donkey should end up as OJs cellmate.
    24 hours should just about do it.


  • #5
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    sharpshooterH wrote: »
    Oh that the donkey should end up as OJs cellmate.
    24 hours should just about do it.

    I wouldn't put the two in the same cell.
    That would be cruelty to animals.
    Its one thing to be a bad ass - its another thing to be subjected to an even bigger black ass which you probably couldn't spot coming(!) at you at lights out time!

    ...O' the horror, ...the horror...


  • #6
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Biggins wrote: »
    I wouldn't put the two in the same cell.
    That would be cruelty to animals.
    Its one thing to be a bad ass - its another thing to be subjected to an even bigger black ass which you probably couldn't spot cumming(!) at you at lights out time!

    ...O' the horror, ...the horror...

    Oh , l agree.


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  • #7
    javaboy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,094 ✭✭✭✭javaboy


    He should have got the death penalty and been hung like a donkey!*











    Regular readers of my posts might notice I'm reusing one of my previous gags. Apologies but it's late and I'm very very tired.


  • #8
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,754 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I'm dissappointed in the thread title - I expected pics of Paris Hilton. Shame, OP.




    Regular readers of my posts might notice.... aw, who'm I kidding? Regular posters!!!.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #9
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,631 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Ikky Poo2 wrote: »
    I'm dissappointed in the thread title - I expected pics of Paris Hilton.
    If I said best tw@t, yup!


  • #10
    Zillah
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Heh, "ass". Terrible thread.


  • #11
    funky penguin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,352 ✭✭✭funky penguin


    I thought this was going to be about the Boards Prison.


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