Futurama quotes

petes

Post your favourites. I'll get the ball rolling:
President Truman: I]Roswell, circa 1947[/I If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender.
Dr. Zoidberg:Both good. The important thing is, I'm meeting new people.
President Truman: Bushwah! Now what's your mission? Are you planning on making some kind of alien-human hybrid?
Dr. Zoidberg: Are you coming on to me?
President Truman: Hot crackers! I take exception to that.
Dr. Zoidberg: I]coyly[/I I'm not hearing a no...

Creamy Goodness

Fry: coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee, coffee.

kaimera

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch.
Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir.

Captain Zapp Brannigan: I am the man with no name, Zapp Brannigan!

Captain Zapp Brannigan: You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.

Lrrr: Surely you know McNeal. She is an unmarried human female struggling to succeed in a human male's world.
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent.

Captain Zapp Brannigan: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate

best.char. along with zoidberg

Waiter: What can I get you?
Dr. Zoidberg: Is bread free?
Waiter: Yes.
Dr. Zoidberg: We'll split an order

astrofool

I always thought Dr. Zoidberg's underwater house going on fire was great.

User45701

Zoidberg: Ah! A Boufet - If only i had my wallet
General US guy: Em.. Its Free
Zoidberg: BLaubadagh!

Cookie_Monster

kaimera wrote: »

Captain Zapp Brannigan: If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate

I love that one, its brilliant

Zoidberg: WoooWoooWooWowowowowoooWowo
(or similar)

Bender: Who are you, and why should I care?

monkeyfudge

Horse race anouncer: It's a quantum finish! And the winner is-(Man holds up a board with the winning horse on it)

Horse race announcer: Harry Trotter!

Professor Farnsworth: No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

miles teg

Captain Zapp Brannigan: She's built like a steakhouse but handles like a bistro

victoriaa

the legendary "bite my shiny metal ass"

Crow71

Zapp Brannigan to Fry and Bender: Just a couple of schmos working for the man even if she is a hot, sexy, female man

Fry on snu-snu: I never thought id die like this althought i always hoped

PurpleBerry

Cuebert I've heard drinking beer makes you stupid.
Fry No I'm, doesn't.


Fry What do we want?
Crowd Fry's dog!
Fry When do we want it?
Crowd Fry's dog!


Fry I'll be whatever I wanna do!


Fry I've got an idea...
Leela I've got a better one.


Bender I win! Haha. Compare your lives to mine and then kill yourselves.


Gold Bender Bite my glorious golden áss!


Amy Someone you know must've died
Bender I hope it was one of my enemies, those guys suck.


Captain Zapp Brannigan Spare me your techno-babble, Attila The Hun.


Leela(regarding Zapp) We kinda, crossed paths.
Bender Was that before or after you slept with him?

Robot Devil You can't just have your characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!

gimmick

Bender: I'm gonna build my own lunar lander..with black jack....and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack and the lunar lander......bah screw the whole thing.

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Zapp: Private Lee Lemon may well be the finest recruit I've seen in all my years of service. That young man fills me with hope. And some other emotions that are weird and deeply confusing

Busi_Girl08

Bender- "Who ever's directing this is a master of suspense!!!!!"

Hypnotoad-DNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRVVVVVVVVVVVVRRRRRVVVRRVV

harmarsuperlar

Calculon (To Bender): That was so bad I think you gave me cancer

XboxHero

harmarsuperlar wrote: »

Calculon (To Bender): That was so bad I think you gave me cancer

That has to be the funniest line ever:D The way he delivers it and slams his fist down.. Brilliance:D

Anything random said on The Scary Door:cool:

From 'Beast with A Billion Backs':

Anchorwoman: (Frantic) They're coming!! Those horrible, horrible things are coming!!!! (Suddenly calm) Morbo:)

population

Yup we call them Land Sea-lions

I tame them

Indie18

Fry: Man, I thought Ultimate Robot Fighting was real, like pro wrestling, but it turns out it's fixed, like boxing.