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Learn Germin here......

  • 16-10-2008 5:24pm
    #1
    Raiser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭


    Have you ever wanted to learn a really useful foreign language instead of the crap ones they push in schools? How about one that you can speak straight away that isn't weighed down by the annoying conventions that plague many of the Planets spoken languages, such as spelling and em grammar.

    Germin is a language that can be learnt almost instantly by anyone, as a matter of fact if you were to practice for 5 minutes a day for 6 days you will soon be fluent and become an actual Germun. Studies have shown that people who are multi-lingual are typically wealthier, happier and have more casual sex.

    There are no real rules - just suppress your sense of humour, bring your arrogance and indignation to the fore and try and talk like the bad guy in a movie.
    Germun wrote:
    Zis ist an out-rrrage, you Irish nincompoop make mockery of arr hool culture and auf our pee-pool

    - Try it, post here and I'll do my best to offer advice and some constructive criticism to help you in any way I can.
    Tagged:


Comments

  • #2
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Swastika fail :D


  • #3
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    vinylmesh wrote: »
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    fail!!

    wrap [code ] [/code ] around it ;) (no space after e)


  • #4
    Aodan83
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,110 ✭✭✭Aodan83


    vinylmesh wrote: »
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    Um, its pretty and all, but wat does it mean?


  • #5
    Raiser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    vinylmesh wrote: »
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    Vot ist de meening auf dis :confused:

    /Germin Lol at the post removal - ya couldn't see a Swastika there without the help of a bottle of whiskey, a Tesco bag of magic mushrooms and a kaleidoscope !!!!!


  • #6
    shenanigans1982
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭shenanigans1982


    Can you teach me Garmin to interact with my Sat Nav?


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  • #7
    Prof.Badass
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,931 ✭✭✭Prof.Badass


    wait... i thought i deleted it, coz it didn't come out right. damn!


    :o:o:o:o:o why does this only happen to me :o:o:o:o:o:o


  • #8
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    vinylmesh wrote: »
    wait... i thought i deleted it, coz it didn't come out right. damn!


    :o:o:o:o:o why does this only happen to me :o:o:o:o:o:o


    Once captured for posterity in a quote you can never escape. ;)


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I think it'll be another 740 years before the nazi era is not the first thing people associate with germins. :rolleyes:


  • #10
    Stercus Accidit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,758 ✭✭✭Stercus Accidit


    Ya bold, ve like ze chocolate, ve come from ze land of chocolate


  • #11
    Raiser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I think it'll be another 740 years before the nazi era is not the first thing people associate with germAns. :rolleyes:

    FTFY

    FFS

    Zis ist fully un-bee-lief-abble!!! Ze germin speeking Germun peeple haff not yet had ze holocaust :mad:


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  • #12
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    In and out before ze Fokker's descend.


  • #13
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    What a load of old Scheiße.


  • #14
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Wir sind unter die unlaut!


  • #15
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Chinese and Russian for the win, Why would i want to speak English? :confused:


  • #16
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    Fok it, ze ruin is failing and ze poodles zay are very zeep.


  • #17
    Raiser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    Ross_Mahon wrote: »
    Chinese and Russian for the win, Why would i want to speak English? :confused:

    往昔母親!*

    Мать старого времени!

    *Needs traditional Chinese font installed


  • #18
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Well I prefer ogham


  • #19
    knird evol
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,007 ✭✭✭knird evol


    Ve Germens are not all smiles und kandy you know. etc.


  • #20
    Raiser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Well I prefer ogham

    Vell Dulan-Bekker, eef I tuh leeved in Athlone mebbie I to vood haff nutting bot ze Ogham vur mine seek seek trills.......


  • #21
    Ross_Mahon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,283 ✭✭✭Ross_Mahon


    Raiser wrote: »
    往昔母親!*

    Мать старого времени!

    *Needs traditional Chinese font installed

    Thank god for free online translators! That could have been anything being said...:D


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  • #22
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    01010111 00000111 01110000 01010111 11101110.
    1011010110110110110110101.


  • #23
    4zn76tysfajdxp
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    "When ze seagulls follow the trawlers...

    ...

    *sips water*

    ...

    ...it iz because zey think sardinez will be thrown into the sea."

    German people and French people are the same, I don't care what you say.


  • #24
    Karoma
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    vinylmesh: ... :facepalm: I cannot find it in my heart to even infract you. Do not post in this thread again.


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    tCN ist zat way..

    >


  • #26
    Raiser
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,929 ✭✭✭Raiser


    Karoma wrote: »
    vinylmesh: ... :facepalm: I cannot find it in my heart to even infract you. Do not post in this thread again.


    F-

    Needs some work to be honest, authority was well asserted but the Germin feeling just wasn't there :(


  • #27
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,945 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Raiser wrote: »
    F-

    Needs some work to be honest, authority was well asserted but the Germin feeling just wasn't there :(

    He zid not just zay zat zid he?
    Qvestioning Authority?
    Ze nail zat sticks ut gets hammered herr Raiser.


  • #28
    Agamemnon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Vot iz diz fugging tie bizness?
    Let of sum steem.
    If it bleedz, ve kan kill it.

    I speek de Ahnuld dialekt of Germin.


  • #29
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    Du bist alle Clowns :rolleyes:


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