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Expressions that sound funny.....

  • 13-10-2008 10:04pm
    #1
    steo87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭


    Ya know those sayings....they have a tinge of innuendo attached to them...when your granny says them you go redder than a ginger molested by gary glitter.......

    Here goes:

    "Blowing your own horn"

    Your turn!...........Go!


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  • #2
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    He thinks he's cock of the walk.


  • #3
    Darragh29
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    Go fu*k yourself...

    Mentally desirable, physcially impossible!


  • #4
    Indie18
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 799 ✭✭✭Indie18


    steo87 wrote: »
    Ya know those sayings....they have a tinge of innuendo attached to them.

    in your endo


  • #5
    DemocAnarchis
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 404 ✭✭DemocAnarchis


    He knows the square root of **** all about that

    Hes a gas ticket


  • #6
    Wurly
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,095 ✭✭✭Wurly


    My dad used to say when startled 'Jesus, you nearly took the sh1te out of me hole there'.

    Classic!:D


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  • #7
    CDfm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,649 ✭✭✭✭CDfm


    My mother used to say -odd and queer-


  • #8
    emeraldstar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,383 ✭✭✭emeraldstar


    My granny: "Whatever turns you on, duckie."

    And, not so much an expression, but when she wanders around the yard calling "Pussy! Pussy!" when looking for the cat it does sound funny...


  • #9
    Pompey Magnus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    I always think the phrase "Anything tickle your fancy?" sounds like it should be rude but it isn't apparently. Tickle your fancy? What does that even mean?


  • #10
    danger mouse
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 559 ✭✭✭danger mouse


    Fu.ck me pink in the blue room.... (some oul lad i knew used to say that all the time.


  • #11
    walrusgumble
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,062 ✭✭✭walrusgumble


    "if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle"


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  • #12
    towel401
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,917 ✭✭✭towel401


    I bought a USB humping dog on eBay and it never came.

    true story


  • #13
    Sharpshooter
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 31,859 ✭✭✭✭Sharpshooter


    lrish mammies everywhere: Don'T you dare answer me back.
    Do you hear me ?
    Well do you?
    Answer me.
    Don'T ignore your mother when she is talking to you. :confused:;)


  • #14
    Mimikyu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,960 ✭✭✭✭Mimikyu


    This post has been deleted.


  • #15
    Galvasean
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    "How's she cuttin?" (it means "How are you?")
    To which the answer is apparently,
    "Cuttin fine!"

    Or when someone gives you 'a bollockin!',
    which I'm told is verbal abuse as opposed to the licking of ones scrotum.


  • #16
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Long live culchies. :)

    Man 1: Any schtir?
    Man 2: Divel(?) the bit... *shakes head* divel the bit.


  • #17
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    Ya don't have any of them no?


  • #18
    ART6
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,632 ✭✭✭ART6


    steo87 wrote: »
    Ya know those sayings....they have a tinge of innuendo attached to them...when your granny says them you go redder than a ginger molested by gary glitter.......


    Quote:

    "Innuendo is an Italian suppository"

    Terry Wogan


  • #19
    0utpost31
    Closed Accounts Posts: 469 ✭✭0utpost31


    Ruu wrote: »
    Long live culchies. :)

    Man 1: Any schtir?
    Man 2: Divel(?) the bit... *shakes head* divel the bit.

    It's divil A bit, not divil the bit.

    "Divil a bit paddy I tell ya."


  • #20
    Silenceisbliss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    not that this SOUNDS funny, more it IS funny....well I think so anyway....

    When we drink, we get drunk.
    When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
    When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
    When we commit no sin, we go to Heaven.
    So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven.


  • #21
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Get the fuck out of my garden

    I get that shouted at me alot and it always makes me giggle...


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  • #22
    Silenceisbliss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    Turd Ferguson wrote: »
    Get the fuck out of my garden

    I get that shouted at me alot and it always makes me giggle...

    Get the fuck out of my daughter

    it's confusing cause I have this medical condition where I can only hear the 3rd, the 6th, and 7th words in a seven word sentance.....


  • #23
    Bobalicious93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Bobalicious93


    Silenceisbliss wrote: »
    Get the fuck out of my daughter

    it's confusing cause I have this medical condition where I can only hear the 3rd, the 5th, and 6th words in a six word sentance.....

    wow I can imagine how confusing it must have been to hear people telling you to "fuck of my!" :D;)


  • #24
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Silenceisbliss wrote: »
    Get the fuck out of my daughter

    it's confusing cause I have this medical condition where I can only hear the 3rd, the 5th, and 6th words in a six word sentance.....

    **** of my:confused:


  • #25
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    wow I can imagine how confusing it must have been to hear people telling you to "**** of my!" :D;)
    damn your faster internet\typing:(


  • #26
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    walrusgumble wrote: »
    "if my aunt had balls she would be my uncle"


    Or ankle ;)

    My mam used to say to me 'heres me head, me arse is coming' when I didn't stand up straight.


  • #27
    Vain
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Stuff i heard on the street

    'Wake dog' Said by one guard to the next. Normally means you cant handle your drink

    'On my mothers bicycle' Means to swear your telling the truth Chavs talk


  • #28
    Silenceisbliss
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭Silenceisbliss


    Bobalicious93 wrote: »
    wow I can imagine how confusing it must have been to hear people telling you to "fuck of my!" :D;)
    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    **** of my:confused:

    ninja edit...:D


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