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Dinner Party - Four Guests

  • 12-10-2008 3:49pm
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,796 ✭✭✭


    Sorry if this is a repeat but I was just wondering if you could invite four guests dead or alive to your house for dinner who and why?? What would you cook?


    Marilyn Monroe - One of the most beautiful women ever

    Hitler - Just to find out why

    Justin Timberlake - For Totty

    Monet - To ask why

    I'd cook

    cajun mushrooms (with fresh crusty bread)
    My chicken/ Chorizo bake ( Veggie Chili con carne for Adolf)
    Chocolate biscuit cake
    Post edited by Sephiroth_dude on


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,406 ✭✭✭Pompey Magnus


    I'd invite:

    Jesus - I'd ask him if Christianity today in any way resembles the teachings he gave and if he thinks it was really worth all the trouble of the last 2000 years.

    Julius Caesar - Just to see what he was like in person.

    Christopher Hitchens - For some lively debate and controversial opinions.

    Mark Twain - for some wit at the table.

    I'd don't have a clue what I'd cook but I'd let Jesus sort out the wine.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Gordon Ramsay - he can cook, then i can tell him to get the fúck out of my kitchen.

    Lauren Ambrose - cos she's hot

    Scarlett Johansson - cos she's hot

    Alison Stokke - cos she's hot


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    Chris Morris: For the lulz
    John Deacon: For the musicz
    Emily Dickinson: For the poemz I hated at school and still dislike.
    Santy: For the presentz.

    I would order Chinese since they'd probably be used to that due to their reclusives natures.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Mena


    I'd cook a roast lamb and forget to send out the invitations. Gorge time baby!


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    Jesus - obvious reasons

    Thomas Jefferson - to ask him what he thinks of modern day USA

    Richard Feynman - someone to go drinking with after dinner.

    My Granny - who died 6 years ago.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 40,972 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    Four guests? Not much of a 'party' tbh.....

    Anyway, I'd have Xavi, Lucy Pinder, Matt Bellamy and Mark Wahlberg

    Food wouldn't really matter. Something quick and easy so we could get down to business.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Bill Hicks - for the humour
    Stephen Fry - for all the wonderful facts we'd learn
    Bruce Springsteen - because I adore him
    Jeff Buckley - 'Cause I'd love to know what he was really like

    No idea what I'd cook, probablt get a take-away so I don't poison anyone.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    YORE MA


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,167 ✭✭✭Notorious


    Ian Curtis
    George Best
    Ghengis Kahn
    Chris Morris

    I'd get some Indian dishes made up!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,287 ✭✭✭ShagNastii


    Fr. Ted Crilly What a blast I would be
    Fr. Dougal Maguire See above
    Fr. Jack Hackett He might be a bit much (maybe early career Jack)
    Jessica Simpson Someone for me and Fr. Jack to spit roast when we get bored

    Just a nice cup of tea


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  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,658 ✭✭✭✭antodeco


    Stephen Hawkins and Stevie Wonder. It would freak him out.
    Dermot Morgan and Jesus. They'd be good for a laugh, plus cheap tap water = wine!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22,559 ✭✭✭✭AnonoBoy


    MJOR wrote: »
    Hitler - Just to find out why

    My chicken/ Chorizo bake

    Well Hitler won't be too happy with your famous chicken/chorizo bake since he was a veggie.

    I'd invite:

    All of The Beatles (except John Lennon)
    Mick Jagger.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,944 ✭✭✭✭4zn76tysfajdxp


    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    Well Hitler won't be too happy with your famous chicken/chorizo bake since he was a veggie.

    I'd invite:

    All of The Beatles (except John Lennon)
    Mick Jagger.

    Why not John Lennon?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 468 ✭✭MrJones


    I would invite:


    Einstein - coz he's a genius.
    Keira Knightley coz i think shes hot.
    Che Guevara. would be interesting guy to meet.
    Bob Dylan, interesting to meet too.

    I would cook steak with salad. Easy but also great.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    Oliver Reed
    Stephen Fry
    Jesus in his early 20's
    Mitch Hedberg

    I'd cook
    For Ollie: Lots of Gin and smokes
    For Fry: Elijah Wood and condoms
    For Jesus: Hot Cross buns and Easter eggs cos, y'know, he never got to try em.
    For Mitch: A great big bag of lovely heroin.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    I opened this thread and immediately thought 2 Girls 1 Cup: The Sequel


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 155 ✭✭Beechman


    Michael Collins
    Eamon De Valera
    Parnell
    Larkin

    Ask them what they think of modern Ireland

    give them a traditional Irish Dish -Mc Donalds :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,213 ✭✭✭SoWatchaWant


    Well, I wouldn't invite Micahel Phelps. That guy would try to eat the table after scoffing everyone else's food too.

    Alexa Chung... I have a crush on her

    Daniel Day-Lewis to coax him into another film or two

    Jack Nicholson simply to fawn over him, the guy's a god!

    John Belushi The man can party!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,097 ✭✭✭Darragh29


    (1) Lt. Dick Winters, OC Easy Company, 2nd battalion, 506 Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airbourne Division. WW2. A born leader.

    (2) Mark Knopfler. One cool dude.

    (3) Joseph of Arithemia. A witness.

    (4) Heinrich Himmler. Why?

    I'd cook and I'd HIRE (not invite as a guest!), Kylie Minogue & one mystery person known only to me, to help me with the washing up!


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