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rocky25

Pick the month you were born.

1----i shot
2----i ate
3----i smacked
4----i sang to
5----i fell in love with
6----i murdered
7----i gave my number to
8----i love with
9----i choked on
10---i knocked out
11---i humped
12---i gave a lap dance to

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Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1

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A homeless guy
2

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a gangster
3

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a banana
4

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a fork
5

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a cheerleader
6

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your mom
7

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my brother
8

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an ipod
9

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my best friends boyfriend
10

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a goat
11

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my dog
12

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my dad
13

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the computer
14

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my science teacher
15

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my neighbor
16

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myself
17

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a blowup sheep
18

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a llama
19

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a football player
20

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a stuffed animal
21

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a permenant marker
22

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a policeman
23

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a ninja
24

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a baseball bat
25

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my pshyciatrist
26

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my brother
27

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my sister
28

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a pickle
29

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a dvd player
30

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a paperclip
31

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my cell phone

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Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White

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Because i was high.
Black

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Because I was drunk.
Pink

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Because im a mad.
Red

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Because the voices told me to.
Blue

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Because i cant control myself.
Green

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Because I hate myself.
Purple

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Because Im fool.
Gray

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Because my mind goes to hell.
Yellow

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Because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange----Because i hate my family.
Other

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Because that's how I roll.
none

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because im smart and i do what i want

NOW READ OUT THE RESULT AND POST IT....

mine was...
I gave a lap dance to a cheerleader because the voices told me to

Sabre0001

I sang to my neighbour because I was high


Strangely accurate

GAAman

I ate a cheerleader because i was high, but i dont even like fish


AND im still bleedin hungry!! :p

Homer

I ate a homeless guy, coz thats how I roll

chavezychavez

i gave my number to a stuffed animal Because im a mad.

gabigeist

Not many people have eaten a dvd player I take it...

Frisbee

I gave my number to a gangster because I hate my family.

The Hill Billy

Homer wrote: »

I ate a homeless guy, coz thats how I roll

Snap!

smk135

I choked on a ninja cause the voices told me to...

chickenhawk

I knocked out a football player because I can't control myself.

chin_grin

I ate the computer because I was drunk...........wait.....what?

0_o

molly(",)

i love with a permenant marker because i cant control myself

mixervilla

i murdered a llama because i was high

Mossin

I gave a lap dance to a baseball bat because the voices told me to.

What a way to have my 1000th post :pac:

Podge2k7

i love with my cell phone because the voices told me to.

lint316

I choked on a dvd player because I was high

ziedth

I choked on a homeless guy because i'm a fool.

Quality

rvd156

I choked on a paperclip because thats how I roll...:D

Whispered

I smacked a banana because i hate myself.

Insect Overlord

I love with my dog becaue I was drunk.

Grammar no work good

cl0ne

I shot a gangster Because that's how I roll.

ericl

I knocked out a policeman because i was high.

entropi

I shot a stuffed animal because my mind is going to hell.

:pac:

dh0661

I gave a lap dance to - a gangster - because the voices told me to :eek:

Havermeyer

I ate my brother because I was high.

Everything is food when you get the munchies.

Lambsbread

I murdered a cheerleader becuase i am a fool!

Fey!

I gave a lapdance to a policeman because I can't control myself!

Bligh

I shot a baseball bat because was high

mydogjack

i knocked out an ipod because i cant control myself.

slipss

An Fhile wrote: »

I fell in love with my dog because I was drunk.

Snap. Made you grammer gooder aswell. You don't happen to have a big surgical scar on the left side of your body by any chance?

Gary ITR

I shot a football player because i can't control myself