Underwire bras....

Scawgeen

A few years ago I accidently punctured my breast with an underwire bra, the galvanized steel wire snapped in two and had begun to rust. I thought I was alone in this freak accident but chatting one night to a group of friends, one of them encountered a similar problem, she had scraped the side of her neck with the sharp steel. The topic started this morning re: maggots in the breast brought this to mind. How many male members on the boards would feel safe wearing an underwired jockstrap ? I believe that most bras nowadays have plastic stripes for the underwiring but the odd steel one can be found.

chin_grin

Tsk tsk tsk, fake underwire. Doesn't look or feel as good as real underwire.....(<sigh>)

Trojan911

Scawgeen wrote: »

How many male members on the boards would feel safe wearing an underwired jockstrap ?

Commando babe....... :cool:

Roadend

Underwire jocks? Think of the chafage...

stovelid

pfft, amateurs...

themadchef

Underwire for support and lift perhaps?

Are we therefore making the very big assumption that the "men" of AH have packages large enough to require scaffolding?

Huge market no doubt it's on Calvin Kleins "to do list".

Wiil they do for men what wonder bras did for women? If so i feel there's going to be alot of very "oh my God youre kidding me" bedroom moments ahead for the single, female population of the world

Turd Ferguson

I use a Prigles pipe as my jockstrap, its the only thing that fits comfortably.

Oryx

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I use a Prigles pipe as my jockstrap, its the only thing that fits comfortably.

You're not meant to wear it there, dear. If people have called you a d*ckhead they only mean it figuratively.

Silenceisbliss

but wait wait wait now....you PUNCTURED ur boob?....
PICTURES or it did'nt happen!

Oryx

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

but wait wait wait now....you PUNCTURED ur boob?....
PICTURES or it did'nt happen!

You might be very, very sorry you asked that.

Never punctured a boob with a wire, but got some nasty scrapes. And practically every woman has had that moment in a public place when they have to inconspicuously remove a protruding wire from an underwire bra while making it look like they're actually scratching their shoulder....

Id like to see underwired jockstraps. Would that be called cheese wire?

Turd Ferguson

Oryx wrote: »

Id like to see underwired jockstraps. Would that be called cheese wire?

It'd be more of a sausage cutter to be honest, but I like the way you think

Roadend

Rusty sheriff's badge and now rusty wire, better get pants coted in hammerite

Curlypinkie

Scawgeen wrote: »

A few years ago I accidently punctured my breast with an underwire bra, the galvanized steel wire snapped in two and had begun to rust. I thought I was alone in this freak accident but chatting one night to a group of friends, one of them encountered a similar problem, she had scraped the side of her neck with the sharp steel. The topic started this morning re: maggots in the breast brought this to mind. How many male members on the boards would feel safe wearing an underwired jockstrap ? I believe that most bras nowadays have plastic stripes for the underwiring but the odd steel one can be found.

wtf
You sure it wasn't something else that caused it? Like.. a cat..? Youre ma?
Because from the boob to the neck there is quite a distance now?? And the way I remove my bra would be
1. Undo in the back
2. Take off in a forward/downward motion
3. Put down

Unless she's one of those enviable women that can throw her boob over the sholder:D and it was just a party trick gone wrong.

Scawgeen

Curlypinkie wrote: »

wtf
You sure it wasn't something else that caused it? Like.. a cat..? Youre ma?
Because from the boob to the neck there is quite a distance now?? And the way I remove my bra would be
1. Undo in the back
2. Take off in a forward/downward motion
3. Put down

Unless she's one of those enviable women that can throw her boob over the sholder:D and it was just a party trick gone wrong.

In my case it was a freak accident and it was definately the broken steel underwire as it had torn it's way out through the fabric, in my friends case she was putting on her bra over her head if I remember rightly.

FlutterinBantam

Over her head!!!! serves her right.

|Now for the nads... pack a good wodge of Kittensoft or other high quality paper round the cluster and pull up the jockeys good and tight!!


Fcukers won't budge,won't move an inch.

Oryx

Scawgeen wrote: »

In my case it was a freak accident and it was definately the broken steel underwire as it had torn it's way out through the fabric, in my friends case she was putting on her bra over her head if I remember rightly.

Who puts a bra on over their head

*you step into them. Everyone knows that. Easier to catch the beggars.;)

Big Knox

Scawgeen wrote: »

A few years ago I accidently punctured my breast with an underwire bra, the galvanized steel wire snapped in two and had begun to rust. I thought I was alone in this freak accident but chatting one night to a group of friends, one of them encountered a similar problem, she had scraped the side of her neck with the sharp steel. The topic started this morning re: maggots in the breast brought this to mind. How many male members on the boards would feel safe wearing an underwired jockstrap ? I believe that most bras nowadays have plastic stripes for the underwiring but the odd steel one can be found.

Pics or GTFO!! :pac:

Scawgeen

Big Knox wrote: »

Pics or GTFO!! :pac:

No pics sorry, use your imagination.....