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Sperm Bank

antodeco · 2008-10-08 07:57:18

A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. 'Open the f*****g safe!' he yells at the girl behind the counter. 'But we're not a real bank' replies the girl. 'This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money'. 'Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!' She obliges and opens the safe…

08-10-2008 7:57am

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antodeco

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A man wearing a balaclava bursts into a sperm bank with a shot gun. 'Open
the f*****g safe!' he yells at the girl behind the counter. 'But we're not
a real bank' replies the girl. 'This is a sperm bank, we don't hold money'.
'Don't argue just open the safe or I'll blow your f*****g head off!' She
obliges and opens the safe door.

'Take one of the bottles and drink it!'

'But it's full of sperm' the girl replies nervously.

'Don't argue, just drink it' he says. She prises off the cap and gulps it
down.

'Take out another one and drink it too!' he demands. The girl drinks
another one. Suddenly the guy pulls off the balaclava and to the girl's
amazement it's her husband.......

'Not that f*****g difficult is it?' he says

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#2 08-10-2008 11:10am

GAAman

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Class!!!!

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#3 08-10-2008 11:23am

coldfire1x

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wasnt difficult..... haa haa....

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#4 08-10-2008 7:27pm

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5 stars from me

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#5 09-10-2008 2:20pm

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Hilarious:D:D

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