Very important business proposition

stehigg

Hello,

my acquaintance may come as a suprise to you but i asure that i have come by the faith of god and all his blessings. i hope to find you in good health and the blessings of the lord fall graciously on your family and goats. My name is Dr. Ikembe Muamba Noknobum. i come form the land of the flying lizard where terrible things have happened over the last weeks. A wretched clown has invaded our village and buggered us all up our bumholes. He has demanded that we give him our treasures and goats. However i cannot let this happen as my riches are too important to hand over to the bumhole buggering clown. I have made millions in my village by through the sale of fried bananas and linen suits. What i ask of you now is of the utmost importance and shall be blessed by the divine holy spirit and the tail of the Wind falcon. You must send me your bank details and a method through which i can transport my goats and four chickens. for the acquaintance and love of this service i will present to you a bumhole that has not been tattered by the ravages of the clown of doom. once the transaction has been completed i will wire you the most gracious bumhole via western union money transfer.

May the speed of the elk and the touch of the rapist be with you. I look forward to making the business with you.

Dr. Ikembe Muamba Noknobum

p.s i am also seeling nintendo ds if there is an interest from you made possible by the holy lord

Pompey Magnus

PM sent.

togster

I'll take one of those nintendo thingys and pay 2 bananas to see you buggered up your a-hole by that flying lizard clown.

Slow Motion

Snyper? That you?

4zn76tysfajdxp

I have a good feeling about this...

hobochris

whats the email address so I can send my bank details?

Caoimhín

stehigg wrote: »

Hello,

my acquaintance may come as a suprise to you but i asure that i have come by the faith of god and all his blessings. i hope to find you in good health and the blessings of the lord fall graciously on your family and goats. My name is Dr. Ikembe Muamba Noknobum. i come form the land of the flying lizard where terrible things have happened over the last weeks. A wretched clown has invaded our village and buggered us all up our bumholes. He has demanded that we give him our treasures and goats. However i cannot let this happen as my riches are too important to hand over to the bumhole buggering clown. I have made millions in my village by through the sale of fried bananas and linen suits. What i ask of you now is of the utmost importance and shall be blessed by the divine holy spirit and the tail of the Wind falcon. You must send me your bank details and a method through which i can transport my goats and four chickens. for the acquaintance and love of this service i will present to you a bumhole that has not been tattered by the ravages of the clown of doom. once the transaction has been completed i will wire you the most gracious bumhole via western union money transfer.

May the speed of the elk and the touch of the rapist be with you. I look forward to making the business with you.

Dr. Ikembe Muamba Noknobum

p.s i am also seeling nintendo ds if there is an interest from you made possible by the holy lord

Your the CEO of Anglo Irish Bank arent you?

Come on, own up...

Black Swan

Canned spam!

Caoimhín

Slow Motion wrote: »

Snyper? That you?

I believe Snyper to be the clown in question.

xzanti

I thought you had been assasinated to death?

thetyreman

stehigg wrote: »

Hello,

my acquaintance may come as a suprise to you but i asure that i have come by the faith of god and all his blessings. i hope to find you in good health and the blessings of the lord fall graciously on your family and goats. My name is Dr. Ikembe Muamba Noknobum. i come form the land of the flying lizard where terrible things have happened over the last weeks. A wretched clown has invaded our village and buggered us all up our bumholes. He has demanded that we give him our treasures and goats. However i cannot let this happen as my riches are too important to hand over to the bumhole buggering clown. I have made millions in my village by through the sale of fried bananas and linen suits. What i ask of you now is of the utmost importance and shall be blessed by the divine holy spirit and the tail of the Wind falcon. You must send me your bank details and a method through which i can transport my goats and four chickens. for the acquaintance and love of this service i will present to you a bumhole that has not been tattered by the ravages of the clown of doom. once the transaction has been completed i will wire you the most gracious bumhole via western union money transfer.

May the speed of the elk and the touch of the rapist be with you. I look forward to making the business with you.

Dr. Ikembe Muamba Noknobum

p.s i am also seeling nintendo ds if there is an interest from you made possible by the holy lord

Bank details PM to you,oh great one.
All hail the bumhole doctor,for he know what he does...

Fratton Fred

Dr Nok - No Bum.

No ones going to bugger him are they.

I suspect this may be a con, people inthe land of the flying lizard don;t eat fired banana skins.

togster

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Dr Nok - No Bum.

No ones going to bugger him are they.

I suspect this may be a con, people inthe land of the flying lizard don;t eat fired banana skins.

I'm with you on this one. The nintendo thing really gave it away.

stehigg

hobochris wrote: »

whats the email address so I can send my bank details?

homochris,

may the love and happiness of the sacred rat nibble gently at your genitals. i am happy you have come forward,as happened in the vision from the medicine man, to take on this task of woe. since our last conference the clown has lost his mind adn may be possesed by the spirit of the Nikawana tree. this Homochris is very bad. You must send me money to pacify the marauding clown or he may come to your village becuase he is aware of your cohoots with me. Send the money quickly as i hear him shouting your name 'homochris,homochris, im coming foe your bumhole'. Speed and money are of the utmost importance at this time.

Black Swan

xzanti wrote: »

I thought you had been assasinated to death?

Is there any other kind?;););)

Fratton Fred

stehigg wrote: »

homochris,

may the love and happiness of the sacred rat nibble gently at your genitals. i am happy you have come forward,as happened in the vision from the medicine man, to take on this task of woe. since our last conference the clown has lost his mind adn may be possesed by the spirit of the Nikawana tree. this Homochris is very bad. You must send me money to pacify the marauding clown or he may come to your village becuase he is aware of your cohoots with me. Send the money quickly as i hear him shouting your name 'homochris,homochris, im coming foe your bumhole'. Speed and money are of the utmost importance at this time.

Phew, at least I'm safe. After the ****ing huge Kebab with extra hot minty chilli sauce I had last night, no ****ers going to go near my bumhole.

Donna Kebab, protection againt arse buggering lizard clowns

togster

What is it fcuking national have a wink day

Dr. my offer stands. One clown (with lizard wings) some banana and your exposed a-hole. I will forward you money upon receipt of the videos.

thetyreman

Fratton Fred wrote: »

Dr Nok - No Bum.

No ones going to bugger him are they.

I suspect this may be a con, people inthe land of the flying lizard don;t eat fired banana skins.

Yea of little faith.may you drown in your own banana juice.

not yet

I'll see your goats and raise you a western union tranfer..........