refund question

ats

this may belong in consumer issues so please feel free to move it

Right lads here's the thing was over in Riga a few weeks ago for a stag. one of the lads gets a private dance from a lap dancer (as one does) only part way through he notices that she has the painters in. not wanting to embarrass the professional dancer he lets her continue her performance and comes back out. he expresses his utter horror and of course we laugh. his question is, is he entitled to a refund or some form of compensation?

Robbo

All strippers have substantial professional liability insurance to cover this, you need to lodge a claim with the Office of the Lapdancer Ombudsman.

javaboy

That's normally extra. Your friend was lucky the stripper didn't notice.

Xavi6

Lol reminds me of 'Superbad' where your man's dancin with the bird at the house party....

Malteaser!

ats wrote: »

this may belong in consumer issues so please feel free to move it

Right lads here's the thing was over in Riga a few weeks ago for a stag. one of the lads gets a private dance from a lap dancer (as one does) only part way through he notices that she has the painters in. not wanting to embarrass the professional dancer he lets her continue her performance and comes back out. he expresses his utter horror and of course we laugh. his question is, is he entitled to a refund or some form of compensation?

What kind of lad lets himself get bled all over because he feels bad for the complete stranger who did it to him??

Heisenberg.

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Tarakiwa

ats wrote: »

is he entitled to a refund or some form of compensation?

Bleedin' right he is!!

Sorry - I guess somebody was going to say it ..................

ats

Malteaser! wrote: »

What kind of lad lets himself get bled all over because he feels bad for the complete stranger who did it to him??

well maybe it's his particular kink or maybe he's from Transylvania, but in his words "she was gyrating in front of me, she drops her knickers and just as I'm about to enjoy the money shot i notice that she has a little blue bungee cord for her crabs.

antodeco

He should'ev pulled on the string and see did her arms and legs shoot up like this

Gillo

You sure it wasn't complimentary dip for his fries.

Under the sales of goods and supplies act, she has to be fit for the purpose intended, merchantable quality and meet's the description on the tin. so afraid you're mate won't get a refund.

Turd Ferguson

Gillo wrote: »

meet's the description on the tin

Maybe it did...
Your friend didnt say "gimmie a bleedin stripper" did he?

Roadend

Is there any period of time for which these refunds are valid?

Turd Ferguson

Roadend wrote: »

Is there any period of time for which these refunds are valid?

lol, I bet his face was red!!!

this is bloody scandulous

antodeco

Next time ask for a "no strings attached" dance.

galwayrush

She could have at least demanded a TIP for the extras.:p

antodeco

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zh8qu7Z-NJ0

Silenceisbliss

Know your rights

Under the Sale of Goods and Supply of Services Act 1980, anything you buy from a retailer must be:

• of merchantable quality

• fit for its normal purpose, and reasonably durable

• as described, whether the description is part of the advertising or wrapping, on a label, or something said by the salesperson.

was she of merchantable qaulity?
was she reasonably durable???...thats the main question!
did she do what the wrapping or packaging said it would do????

The_Minister

Malteaser! wrote: »

What kind of lad lets himself get bled all over because he feels bad for the complete stranger who did it to him??

A gentleman.

/tips bowler and leaves.

Turd Ferguson

This reminds me of the time I...nevermind

Silenceisbliss

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

This reminds me of the time I gave my mate a lapdance and perioded all over his lap...(dont vote me for president)

fixed for ya turd

Turd Ferguson

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

i'm secretly in love with ya turd

Ditto...

Silenceisbliss

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

I AM TOO SILENCE!!

Darragh29

I'd completely lose the rag if that happened me OP...

Epic Tissue

Darragh29 wrote: »

I'd completely lose the rag if that happened me OP...

So would ya put your screwdriver in her or not?

Kurumba

Darragh29 wrote: »

I'd completely lose the rag if that happened me OP...

Yeh he should have just thrown the towel in!

Turd Ferguson

jessie1 wrote: »

Yeh he should have just thrown the towel in!

Hey, enough of these puns or I will be forced to plug you!!

Darragh29

Y'all are dragging this thread down into the toilet...

:D:D

Darragh29

OP, did ye not see red when this happened!?!?!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

Darragh29

Ok, these dodgy puns have to stop immediately, Period.

Gillo

Darragh29 wrote: »

Ok, these dodgy puns have to stop immediately, Period.

Relax man, just go with the flow

Fulton Crown

Gillo wrote: »

Relax man, just go with the flow

Apparently a lot of University Students do this work to supplement their grants - probably their Rag Week when you were there.:D