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Billy Bob

  • 30-09-2008 3:29pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭


    In a small town in Tennessee, Big Bubba decides it's time for his son, 14 year old Billy Bob, to learn the facts of life.

    He takes him to the local house of ill repute, which is fronted by a beauty parlour.

    Bubba introduces Billy Bob to the madam, and explains that it's time for his indoctrination to sex."

    The madam says,

    "Bubba you've been such a good customer over the years, I'm going to see to this personally."

    So the madam takes Billy Bob by the hand and leads him upstairs, where she completes his deflowering.

    Later, as they are walking downstairs the madam says,

    "Since this is your first time, I'm going to see that you get the full treatment before you leave, I'm going to give you a manicure."

    Two weeks later Bubba and Billy Bob run into the madam on the main street.

    Billy Bob is acting a little shy.

    So the madam smiles and says,

    "Well, Billy Bob, don't you remember me?"

    "Yes ma'am the boy stammers,

    "You're the lady that gave me the crabs and then cut off my fingernails so I couldn't scratch 'em."


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,602 ✭✭✭patmac


    Another classic Rocky keep them coming(the jokes that is not the crabs)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 220 ✭✭skinner2x


    Eeeh heh heh:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    :D:D:D Rocky - your unbelievable - where do you get them ?.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    dh0661 wrote: »
    :D:D:D Rocky - your unbelievable - where do you get them ?.


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    Giggity Giggity Donna ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    Still laughing here, top stuff.:cool::D


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