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Ever done something fairly innocent that you feel guilty about??

TheBrig · 2008-09-30 13:04:20

Probably sounds a bit confusing but here's mine to help clarify what I mean: About 10 years ago, I was rushing through a packed Grafton Street in the lashings of rain, late getting back from lunch (as per!), was holding an umbrella and it got caught in this old woman's hair, and because I was really really late, I kinda…

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Probably sounds a bit confusing but here's mine to help clarify what I mean:

About 10 years ago, I was rushing through a packed Grafton Street in the lashings of rain, late getting back from lunch (as per!), was holding an umbrella and it got caught in this old woman's hair, and because I was really really late, I kinda just dragged the umbrella (quite roughly) out of her hair, she actually yelped and I ran off shouting apologies over my shoulder, when I looked back, she was still holding her head walking away...every single time I hold an umbrella now, I still feel guilty.....

I'm so sorry old woman.

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#2 30-09-2008 1:06pm

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How is pulling an elderly woman along by her hair and running off innocent?? I thought you were gona say you stepped on a snail or something..

PS.. LOL

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#3 30-09-2008 1:07pm

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I feel guilty after masturbation sometimes, if that's what you mean.

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#4 30-09-2008 1:07pm

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TheBrig wrote: »

Probably sounds a bit confusing but here's mine to help clarify what I mean:

About 10 years ago, I was rushing through a packed Grafton Street in the lashings of rain, late getting back from lunch (as per!), was holding an umbrella and it got caught in this old woman's hair, and because I was really really late, I kinda just dragged the umbrella (quite roughly) out of her hair, she actually yelped and I ran off shouting apologies over my shoulder, when I looked back, she was still holding her head walking away...every single time I hold an umbrella now, I still feel guilty.....

I'm so sorry old woman.

That was my Nan you bastard! :eek:

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#5 30-09-2008 1:08pm

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Darrell Plump Bag wrote: »

I feel guilty after masturbation sometimes, if that's what you mean.

Only if you did it after assaulting the elderly..

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#6 30-09-2008 1:08pm

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There was a tiny liitle field mouse in my house a few weeks ago. I caught him out in the open - poor little guy was terrified - and let him out into the back garden.

Ten seconds later a big magpie swooped down and took him away

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#7 30-09-2008 1:10pm

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xzanti wrote: »

Only if you did it after assaulting the elderly..

And if I did...?

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#8 30-09-2008 1:10pm

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dammit, i didnt read ur post properly xzanti

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#9 30-09-2008 1:14pm

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tribulus wrote: »

There was a tiny liitle field mouse in my house a few weeks ago. I caught him out in the open - poor little guy was terrified - and let him out into the back garden.

Ten seconds later a big magpie swooped down and took him away

Proper order.

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#10 30-09-2008 1:14pm

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"Ever done something fairly innocent that you feel guilty about??"

There's a paedo joke just waiting to be made. :eek:

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#11 30-09-2008 1:16pm

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javaboy wrote: »

"Ever done something fairly innocent that you feel guilty about??"

There's a paedo joke just waiting to be made. :eek:

I was just about to say that I was awaiting snypers arrival to the thread.

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#12 30-09-2008 1:24pm

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Some kid asked me directions from Rathmines to Stephens Green this morning. He was going in the complete wrong direction and I told him to go the other way and just keep going straight.....so off he went, a couple of feet in front of me......awkward.....then I realised that if he kept going straight he'd end up on Georges st and would probably be accosted by a man dressed as a women asking if he wanted to come in for milk and cookies. I felt really guilty so I kept up to him until I saw him looking at his map and then scared the living daylights out of him when I came up behind him and told him to go in the right direction.......
Lost him on Harcourt st thank god....guilt free

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#13 03-10-2008 7:37pm

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Betraying Jesus. The dosh was gone in no time.

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#14 03-10-2008 7:44pm

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Yore ma :pac:

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#15 03-10-2008 9:26pm

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R0ot wrote: »

Yore ma :pac:

I wouldn't call yore ma innocent.

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#16 03-10-2008 10:07pm

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i threw a rock at a skangermobile

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#17 03-10-2008 10:12pm

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I brought up a thread from 1999 that hadn't had a satisfactory response, and then I got threatened with a 4.5 year ban from AH.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=32

Not fair............

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#18 03-10-2008 11:08pm

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slumped wrote: »

I brought up a thread from 1999 that hadn't had a satisfactory response, and then I got threatened with a 4.5 year ban from AH.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=32

Not fair............

It was totally fair. It was a **** joke and pointless thread.

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#19 04-10-2008 9:43am

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slumped wrote: »

I brought up a thread from 1999 that hadn't had a satisfactory response, and then I got threatened with a 4.5 year ban from AH.

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=32

Not fair............

Wouldn't it have been a 9 year ban?

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#20 04-10-2008 3:23pm

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No, I find it pathetic how people feel guilty over the slightest thing. I don't feel guilty about anything and why the hell should I

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#21 04-10-2008 5:00pm

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CursedSkeptic wrote: »

No, I find it pathetic how people feel guilty over the slightest thing. I don't feel guilty about anything and why the hell should I

You should hook up with OJ. You'd get on really well.

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