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Jesus in a bar

  • 30-09-2008 12:39pm
    #1
    antodeco
    Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,630 ✭✭✭✭


    Jesus goes into a bar and sits at a table in the corner.

    An Australian, a German and a Tallaght man are in the bar. They're staring at the man sitting by himself, at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, and not recognising him is driving them mad.

    They stare and stare, until suddenly the Tallaght man twigs: 'My God, it's Jesus!' Sure enough, it is Jesus nursing a pint. Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of Becks. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another.

    After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the German and shakes it thanking him for the Becks. When he lets go, the German gives a cry of amazement: 'My God, the arthritis I've had for thirty years is gone. It's a miracle!'

    Jesus then shakes the hand of the Aussie, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth mate, the back pain I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle.' Jesus then approaches the Tallaght man, who knocks over a chair and a table in trying to get away from the Son of God.

    'What's wrong?' says Jesus. The Tallaght man shouts, f**k off, I'm on disability benefit!'


Comments

  • #2
    Enright
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 946 ✭✭✭Enright


    Appearently, after leaving that bar, he strolled into Jury's Inn, threw three nails up on reception counter and asked to be put up for the night!!


  • #3
    dh0661
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    Enright wrote: »
    Appearently, after leaving that bar, he strolled into Jury's Inn, threw three nails up on reception counter and asked to be put up for the night!!

    It would take more than three nails to keep a Tallagh man up for the night :D.


  • #4
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Enright wrote: »
    Appearently, after leaving that bar, he strolled into Jury's Inn, threw three nails up on reception counter and asked to be put up for the night!!
    Sorry no room at the Jury's Inn...


  • #5
    rocky25
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,521 ✭✭✭rocky25


    What do Jesus and Dracula have in common?


    They both hate crosses :rolleyes:






    *Get's Coat*
    *leaves*
    tuxout.gif


  • #6
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Should have stopped reading after the first post. :d


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