Do you feel safe on your toilet? Part 1

MagicMarker

Fact of the matter is, toilet drownings kills at least 1 peoples per year. Leaving thousands, yes thousands, of people in mourning at the loss of 1.

Should we introduce stricter laws on toilet abuse? Should we make toilets smaller? Should we replace toilet water with that orange water stuff from 'The Abyss' that you can breath in to prevent drownings in future? Should we increase prices on toilets to try and cut down on the sales of these death traps? Should we enforce a legal age to use the toilet? Like 16 for boys and 17 for girls?

People, I we need answers!!!

I for one am sick of being afraid of my toilet!! There are only so many corners to do the business in!

amacachi

I wouldn't mind gettin rid of my toilet. As long as I can shit on yore ma's face instead.

cHaTbOx

You don't have to do this everytime you get diahorea.
You really wont drown in the S**t that comes out your Arse.
Maybe your mouth
/shrugs
I'll worry then
I talk a loud of s**t

Spook_ie

Was going to go for a number 3, thats a number 1 and 2 combined. Then I realised that your poll was racist so I decided not to after all..Perhaps you should repent your racist ways and not paint all black people as potential rapists..

phasers

Only at 'that' time of the month when the missus isn't 'careful'

I have a fear or toilet snakes/alligators/eels/spiders

Jet Black

amacachi wrote: »

I wouldn't mind gettin rid of my toilet. As long as I can shit on yore ma's face instead.

Classy:rolleyes:

Monty - the one and only

poll edited for racism,

once again, read the charter

FlutterinBantam

No, i dream that it's going to eat me

I love my toilet,stands, nay, squats imposingly with that wide throated solid bulky look that almost says "Hiya Flutts,whatcha got for me today you cretin,you got solids?,meatloaf's daughter,the scutters?,your usual nutty slack?, the full peleton after the breakaway group drop thru? c'mon buddy ,I can take all ya got, and you got frikken plenty,plank your greasy ass down there lets get it on"

Very reassuring I have to say,takes away all the angst and worry about backin one out.

Black Swan

Well, I live on a boat, and they do not call it the toilet on a boat. In nautical terms they call it "the head" for some reason. So the last thing I am going to tell a guest, especially a female, is to go sit on the head!:D

FunkZ

No, i dream that it's going to eat me

amacachi wrote: »

I wouldn't mind gettin rid of my toilet. As long as I can shit on yore ma's face instead.

Thash dead snaaaeky.

No, i dream that it's going to eat me

I love my toilet. Safe, secure and comfortable

Tzetze

I don't mind our style toilets, but those damn Dutch toilets with ledges scare the crap outta me! :eek:

Ode to a Dutch bog.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I don't need a toilet. I'm on the seventeeth floor and have a balcony.

shenanigans1982

Yes but toilets on planes are another poll entirely.

lost marbles

Tzetze wrote: »

I don't mind our style toilets, but those damn Dutch toilets with ledges scare the crap outta me! :eek:

Ode to a Dutch bog.

see those dutch think of everything .
see the way you drop your load ,not into the water but on that kinda tray .heres why
so you can root around for your stash man
and you can tell what you,ve been eating for the last two days you cant remember "ah sweetcorn now where did i eat that "
very clever those dutch:D



this poster does not in any way endorse the storing of objects up ones rectum for safe keeping