Most inconsiderate thing you've done AS a flatmate?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Ok.

So, here I am with a cup of boil-in-the-mug re-dyrated masked potato. With bits of veg in it. In my flat-mate's most prized mug (pressie from a boyfriend on their first anniversary, nice disney one with donald duck on it). That she was warned me repeatedly not to use. In fact, I've never actually seen her use it before. but I don;t care, because it's massive

I have no excuse, she's done nothing to derserve this. It's just perfectly big for the mash. I've also chopped up a few frankfurter sausages and dunked them in as well. Even though she's a vegetarian.

I'm a bastard, amn't I? I don't even feel particularly bad about it.

So. What the's most shameless inconsiderate thing you've ever done to a roomie? Provoked or unproved, your call.

Yore Ma (just to get it out of the way before early)

tba

put all there clothes in the shower, (it was on)

krpc

Put milk in their curtain rail, let it go sour and stink out their room.

Heisenberg.

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Creature

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Ok.

So, here I am with a cup of boil-in-the-mug re-dyrated masked potato. With bits of veg in it. In my flat-mate's most prized mug (pressie from a boyfriend on their first anniversary, nice disney one with donald duck on it). That she was warned me repeatedly not to use. In fact, I've never actually seen her use it before. but I don;t care, because it's massive

I have no excuse, she's done nothing to derserve this. It's just perfectly big for the mash. I've also chopped up a few frankfurter sausages and dunked them in as well. Even though she's a vegetarian.

I'm a bastard, amn't I? I don't even feel particularly bad about it.

So. What the's most shameless inconsiderate thing you've ever done to a roomie? Provoked or unproved, your call.

Yore Ma (just to get it out of the way before early)

Wow :eek: worse than Hitler! Seriously though, whats the big deal? I mean assuming you're going to clean the mug when you're done?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Creature wrote: »

Wow :eek: worse than Hitler! Seriously though, whats the big deal? I mean assuming you're going to clean the mug when you're done?

You've never lived with a picky vegetarian!

I've just finished - was wondering what to do with the cup as we don't havea a dishwasher.

Creature

Well nope I haven't thankfully. Just lash some washing up liquid and hot water in there and dry it when you're done.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Creature wrote: »

Well nope I haven't thankfully. Just lash some washing up liquid and hot water in there and dry it when you're done.

Yes, I know HOW to do it, thank you!

Creature

Are you sure? Everyone says that before they end up with an eye full of stinging washing up liquid and hot water all over the floor.

Dudess

The Scientist wrote: »

I'm a complete Arsehole to live with.
I regularly eat my flatmates food, drink their beer, dont wash up after me, im consistently loud when arriving home late, never put out the rubbish & i rarely clean.

When they give out i always have the same reply; "Relaaax will ya, Its only a bit of [insert stolen item here] i'll get it back for you tommorrow."
I never do.

You and my mate would be a good match - she does exactly all that sh1t and her flatmates are constantly complaining to me about her. I used to live with her - never again.

whiskeyman

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

I've just finished - was wondering what to do with the cup as we don't havea a dishwasher.

Wash it in Bovril

Frisbee

Throw it out the window.
Then she'll never know you used it...

magick

drunk peed into the sink and forgot to mention it the next morning while the dishes were being washed, needless to say i got take out that night

shenanigans1982

Left pubes in the bath.

DaveyGem

shenanigans1982 wrote: »

Left pubes in the bath.

It happens,

shouted at a roomie for 15 mins about how difficult he was to live with, and called him a rancid c-unit. But he deserved it.

Clare Bear

The Scientist wrote: »

I'm a complete Arsehole to live with.
I regularly eat my flatmates food, drink their beer, dont wash up after me, im consistently loud when arriving home late, never put out the rubbish & i rarely clean.

When they give out i always have the same reply; "Relaaax will ya, Its only a bit of [insert stolen item here] i'll get it back for you tommorrow."
I never do.

Oh God I'd have definitely killed you after a week.

rainbow kirby

Restarted our router to try fix a bad ping in World of Warcraft - while my flatmate was trying to submit an essay. (I didn't know she was submitting it at the time)

Alter-Ego

Moved my girlfriend in to my room rent free for 6 months and a friend onto the couch rent free for 6 months.

Heisenberg.

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Brian

Alter-Ego wrote: »

Moved my girlfriend in to my room rent free for 6 months and a friend onto the couch rent free for 6 months.

Niiiiiiiice.

carlybabe1

Clare Bear wrote: »

Oh God I'd have definitely killed you after a week.

:eek: A WEEK, YOU'RE FIERCE PATIENT, he'd of been suckin his food through a straw steven hawking stylee after the first raiding of the beer :pac:
Im serious though

CPT. SURF

Moved out the day before next months rent was due. In the middle of the day, with a "what the **** you gonna do about it attitude?" They were C***TS though, so

MagicMarker

In the middle of the night i'd walk into a flatmates room and slap them in the face with my knob singing ''hit me with your rhythm stick, HIT ME, HIT ME!''.

Made my old housemates believe our house was haunted and then planned a huge ass prank.

Fajitas!

We used to play some terrible pranks on each other.... Well.. mostly to just one of the housemates.

My favorite was fried garlic between the pillow and the pillow cover. He was complaining for a week that he had a funny smell in his nose.

We could smell him from the other side of the room.

I'm still giggling at it.

Captain Darling

When i was in college, one of my mates stuck his flatmates tooth brush up his hole and took a picture of it with the same flatmates disposable camera. She was leaving the follwing day, but wouldnt be getting the pictures developed until she flew back home to the States. I've always wondered how long it took her to get the pictures developed...........

Heisenberg.

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staker

Once in a house where i lived,there were 2 lads using cocaine. Used to see one fella swopping half the other fella's line with salt and then your man would come home from work the following day with a nosebleed wondering what the fvk was going on???
Looking back the bstrd deserved it lol.

AlmightyCushion

Got one of my housemates favourite tshirts (he loved the thing), put it in a mop bucket, filled the mop bucket with water and then put it in the freezer and threw food on top of it so he wouldn't see it. It stayed there for about 2 months until a few of us came back drunk at 4 in the morning and used the block of ice to slide down the hill on. After that we smashed chunks off the block and played football with the remains. The tshirt was ripped to shít by the time we were finished with it.

Wrapped everything one of my housemates owned into a sheet and threw it out the back of the house. I came up with a stupid reason for doing it (I was really just doing it for a laugh though) and made him apologise for making me do it.

Pissed on someones bed. In fairness it was a party and one of the guys pissed in his shoe so relatively speaking it wasn't that bad.

Got sick in the sink while there was a load of dishes in there.

General noisyness when people are trying to sleep.

Threw knives at one of the lads bedroom doors which was solid wood and practically destroyed by the time we got done with it. He let us do is so it wasn't all bad.

I'm sure there's other stuff I just can't remember it all.

AlmightyCushion

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Got one of my housemates favourite tshirts (he loved the thing), put it in a mop bucket, filled the mop bucket with water and then put it in the freezer and threw food on top of it so he wouldn't see it. It stayed there for about 2 months until a few of us came back drunk at 4 in the morning and used the block of ice to slide down the hill on. After that we smashed chunks off the block and played football with the remains. The tshirt was ripped to shít by the time we were finished with it.

Wrapped everything one of my housemates owned into a sheet and threw it out the back of the house. I came up with a stupid reason for doing it (I was really just doing it for a laugh though) and made him apologise for making me do it.

Pissed on someones bed. In fairness it was a party and one of the guys pissed in his shoe so relatively speaking it wasn't that bad.

Got sick in the sink while there was a load of dishes in there.

General noisyness when people are trying to sleep.

Threw knives at one of the lads bedroom doors which was solid wood and practically destroyed by the time we got done with it. He let us do is so it wasn't all bad.

I'm sure there's other stuff I just can't remember it all.

Remind me never to move in with you.

Ross_Mahon

Break the cup!

Overheal

Had sex with my flatmate's gf so he didnt have to.

tbh I dont think I did anything that was particularly above and beyond as a roommate. Something to think about though.

Gummy Panda

Overheal wrote: »

Had sex with my flatmate's gf so he didnt have to.

Wait.. wut?

SnowMonkey

I've broken dish washers and hid them in a stupid place's like behined a tree then replaced it.... with one from home then we decied wed move out so we had a big party trashed the place got our friends van and filled all our crap into it and moved out then we get a phone call 6 weeks latre asking where we are and why is the house wreacked... and we o six weeks rent....

I spent a month rent on getting drunk . said that i posted the rent in the office in the area we lied i didnt really tho.even tho my flat mate think i did..

then we got shouted at bye our head master of the collage and i tol d him to F Off because he was shouting at me like a 12 year old and said if i left the room id never be allowed in collage for next year (small country town ways ) then, I said fine so and left and said i aint paying the rent eather I didnt pay a deposit to which he said dont bring your dublin ways down here boy to my answer assk my bollix and stormed of, he ssaid youle never come back to this collage again...

rang my dad he rang the solicter drew up a letter next day got a phone call from a calm head master apoligising for his behavour

so in fact i drank my flat mates rent money... distroyed a dish washer, trashed a hoilday home.

then when i lived in france i broke a sink because i was shaging frenchy bit on the side, in the bathroom...
Then another night my flat mate pulled a posh blue blood english chick.. and we slept in the same room smokey a few jays chatin he fell asleep, so i got up went to the toilet and she was waiting for me nice

then my mate nailed a french and i nailed her a day later....

i once cme into an ozy girls personall mayonase jar because she anoyed me that much, i locked a girl i lived with in the cubard because she went a bit sico at me.....

emeraldstar

The Scientist wrote: »

I'm a complete Arsehole to live with.
I regularly eat my flatmates food, drink their beer, dont wash up after me, im consistently loud when arriving home late, never put out the rubbish & i rarely clean.

When they give out i always have the same reply; "Relaaax will ya, Its only a bit of [insert stolen item here] i'll get it back for you tommorrow."
I never do.

I would HATE you.

chickenhawk

Slept with my flatmates girlfriend who was our other flatmate. :cool::eek::(

SnowMonkey

emeraldstar wrote: »

I would HATE you.

are you shore it coule be envy ?

Heisenberg.

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monkeyfudge

Once I was sharing a house and I had the habit of drinking too much absinthe at the time.

Absinthe seems to give me super human strength but it only works on cupboard doors and kitchen stools.

I think I'd managed to pull every cupboard door in the kitchen off it's hinges at some time or another.... and I think I went through all 4 stools... the metal legs would just buckle completely when I sat on them... I'm not even a fat c*nt...

brendansmith

The Scientist wrote: »

I'm a complete Arsehole to live with.
I regularly eat my flatmates food, drink their beer, dont wash up after me, im consistently loud when arriving home late, never put out the rubbish & i rarely clean.

When they give out i always have the same reply; "Relaaax will ya, Its only a bit of [insert stolen item here] i'll get it back for you tommorrow."
I never do.

Who is that in your picture thing?? I must know!