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Quickie (REAL one!)

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 2008-09-22 23:12:10

I've just had a medical. All went well, but the doctor told me to stop masturbating. I asked him why. "Beacuse I'm trying to take your blood pressure."

22-09-2008 11:12pm

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Princess Consuela Bananahammock

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I've just had a medical. All went well, but the doctor told me to stop masturbating.
I asked him why.
"Beacuse I'm trying to take your blood pressure."

Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.

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#2 23-09-2008 6:58am

The Bollox

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that's brilliant!

that's just silly but I can't stop laughing. well played, sir

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