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I'm a useless bastard (in terms of women)

ballybay_eh · 2008-09-20 02:49:46

I can safely say I haven't been as disappointed in myself in a long, long time. Was out tonight with a group of mates. Now, there's a girl in this group that I really like and I know that she likes me and yet... I absolutely bottled it tonight. It wasn't a clear cut chance but I could have (if I wasn't such a useless cnut)…

20-09-2008 2:49am

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I can safely say I haven't been as disappointed in myself in a long, long time. Was out tonight with a group of mates. Now, there's a girl in this group that I really like and I know that she likes me and yet... I absolutely bottled it tonight. It wasn't a clear cut chance but I could have (if I wasn't such a useless cnut) developed the situation. But I didn't. I ****/shat on it. And the worst thing is, I think my chance to get with this girl (who I actually like) has now passed.

I'm just angry with myself. Incredibly so. I'm a pretty confident guy but when it comes to women (especially those that I genuinely like, like the aforementioned girl) I fcuking bottle it.

Has anyone any advice on how to overcome (what I would refer to as) being a "useless bastard"? I'm in such a foul mood at the minute, I'd welcome any advice. Constructive or otherwise.

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#2 20-09-2008 2:51am

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=127

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#3 20-09-2008 2:52am

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If you want I can move this to personal issues for you. You might get more serious replies and less "yore ma" comments.

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#4 20-09-2008 2:58am

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I have your problem sometimes. Unfortunately you snooze you lose, and the general idea is that you're so pissed that you take a chance next time. And by next "Time" I mean next girl.

Who knows, you might be lucky and still have a chance with said girl. I take it you were out tonight? Where were ya?

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#5 20-09-2008 3:49am

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Dude, rape was invented for people in your position!

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#6 20-09-2008 3:54am

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yore ma

sorry had to be done

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#7 20-09-2008 3:59am

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ballybay_eh wrote: »

I can safely say I haven't been as disappointed in myself in a long, long time. Was out tonight with a group of mates. Now, there's a girl in this group that I really like and I know that she likes me and yet... I absolutely bottled it tonight. It wasn't a clear cut chance but I could have (if I wasn't such a useless cnut) developed the situation. But I didn't. I ****/shat on it. And the worst thing is, I think my chance to get with this girl (who I actually like) has now passed.

I'm just angry with myself. Incredibly so. I'm a pretty confident guy but when it comes to women (especially those that I genuinely like, like the aforementioned girl) I fcuking bottle it.

Has anyone any advice on how to overcome (what I would refer to as) being a "useless bastard"? I'm in such a foul mood at the minute, I'd welcome any advice. Constructive or otherwise.

ROFL

Sorry mate but I am just home drunk and that made me giggle. Get a cock

Good night

Dont look back in anger, I heard you say.

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#8 20-09-2008 3:59am

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ballybay_eh wrote: »

Now, there's a girl in this group that I really like and I know that she likes me

hmm I dont think so. Normally she would make the move if you dont or look or seem nervous or whatever. Of course you could both be shy but anyway something should have clicked. Maybe re-evaluation of circumstance is needed?

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#9 20-09-2008 4:00am

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

If you want I can move this to personal issues for you. You might get more serious replies and less "yore ma" comments.

Good to see that even at this time of night that there are people looking out for (slightly drunken) idiots. Thats probably the best place for this topic.

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

I have your problem sometimes. Unfortunately you snooze you lose, and the general idea is that you're so pissed that you take a chance next time. And by next "Time" I mean next girl.

Who knows, you might be lucky and still have a chance with said girl. I take it you were out tonight? Where were ya?

"Where were ya?" = Who do you exacerbate an already piss poor situation? i.e. I was in Coppers. Not by my own choice. Or hers. Some of the group wanted to head there though. So we did.

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Dude, rape was invented for people in your position!

I know but I left my rohypnol in my other rape jeans and I just couldn't be bothered with the regular kind. I'm just too lazy.

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#10 20-09-2008 4:02am

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ROFL

Sorry mate but I am just home drunk and that made me giggle. Get a cock

Good night

Dont look back in anger, I heard you say.

That made me laugh too. Still though... you complete bastard, ye!

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#11 20-09-2008 4:12am

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Captain Ginger wrote: »

Dude, rape was invented for people in your position!

It's not rape, it's surprise sex.:D

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#12 20-09-2008 4:25am

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What if it is woman rape:D It happens...and we enjoy it but we dont complain:pac:

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#13 20-09-2008 4:30am

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In before the move!

If she's not having it then maybe just build a shrine. Steal some underwear, a lock of hair etc and put it all on a blow up doll. Just as good.

Maybe you should ask someone with experience in this sort of thing - Jigsaw

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#14 20-09-2008 4:32am

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Just start sucking dicks instead. It seems more your thing OP.

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#15 20-09-2008 4:39am

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ballybay_eh wrote: »

I ****/shat on it.

Rookie mistake my friend... Never shit on a girl until you've at least copped a feel, otherwise it's just awkward.

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#16 20-09-2008 4:47am

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Ass Face wrote: »

Just start sucking dicks instead. It seems more your thing OP.

No need to be an Ass Face.

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#17 20-09-2008 4:53am

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Get her drunk.
...
...
?
Sex.

I believe somebody called Captain Ginger would have a similar problem OP, Pm each other.

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#18 20-09-2008 5:30am

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Man, I've been that soldier so many times. There's really **** all I can say to make you feel better.

I'm still as useless as I always was. BUT, the one thing that worked with my telling-gilrs-I-like-them phobia was getting pally with their mates. One of them will nearly always spill the beans when you're chatting to them if their friend likes you, especially if you mention her in conversation a few times.

It's the only thing that worls for me.

Alternatively, cats are good for company :P

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#19 20-09-2008 8:01am

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Get her number, call her today and take her out for lunch tomorrow, or for dinner tonight, whichever, just ask her out on a date! I'm sure if you both like each other then you haven't completely messed it all up by not coming onto her last night.

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#20 20-09-2008 8:06am

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#21 20-09-2008 11:46am

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After Hours is great. I get the two things I really need. Genuine help and the piss ripped out of me. Both of which I need.

Now does anyone have any advice to help with erectile dysfunction problem?

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#22 20-09-2008 11:49am

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#23 20-09-2008 6:31pm

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I'm glad that i'm really really ridiculously good looking.

No... you good at looking.

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#24 20-09-2008 6:42pm

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Ass Face wrote: »

Just start sucking dicks instead. It seems more your thing OP.

That sounds like too bold and forward a move for the OP. I'd wager taking dicks up the buttocks is more his style.

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#25 20-09-2008 9:37pm

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ballybay_eh wrote: »

Now does anyone have any advice to help with erectile dysfunction problem?

Tie it and keep it up with a piece of string.

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#26 21-09-2008 9:54am

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ballybay_eh wrote: »

I can safely say I haven't been as disappointed in myself in a long, long time. Was out tonight with a group of mates. Now, there's a girl in this group that I really like and I know that she likes me and yet... I absolutely bottled it tonight. It wasn't a clear cut chance but I could have (if I wasn't such a useless cnut) developed the situation. But I didn't. I ****/shat on it. And the worst thing is, I think my chance to get with this girl (who I actually like) has now passed.

I'm just angry with myself. Incredibly so. I'm a pretty confident guy but when it comes to women (especially those that I genuinely like, like the aforementioned girl) I fcuking bottle it.

Has anyone any advice on how to overcome (what I would refer to as) being a "useless bastard"? I'm in such a foul mood at the minute, I'd welcome any advice. Constructive or otherwise.

Man, I hear ya.

Only advice I can give you is to just stop caring about rejection, I was like that for years, there was this one girl I've admired from afar for years and literally couldn't speak to her and then I stopped caring and only last night I was talking to her, not a deep and meaningful, but I spoke to her. And I didn't kiss her or anything, but I did get her number.

The key is to stop caring about rejection, it isn't the end of the world

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#27 21-09-2008 9:59am

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rhohypnol. Talking is overrated OP :pac:

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#28 21-09-2008 10:04am

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Get her number right now and ring her!
You might mention to her that you had wanted to make a move last night but lost the nerve...

She'll find it cute.

You will both will giggle over it.

You will ask her out next Friday.

She will say yes.

All is resolved.

If she fancied you too then bet shes just as disappointed as you!
So get off your ar$e and go make that phone call!
Better late than never and it will have her excited for the whole week!

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Rohipnol.

it's not rape, it's surprise sex.

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