Seemingly demonic kids

Milky Moo

I recently had the misfortune of being in contact with my nieces friend who had some serious Damian like qualities..when my niece could not go out to play with her she stood at the gate staring in through the window relentlessly for a good 20minutes with no expression on her face...i swear i have seen some scary things in my short yet colourful life but nothing that freaked me out like that did..anyone else cross paths with a kid like this or is it just me

krpc

Milky Moo wrote: »

I recently had the misfortune of being in contact with my nieces friend who had some serious Damian like qualities..when my niece could not go out to play with her she stood at the gate staring in through the window relentlessly for a good 20minutes with no expression on her face...i swear i have seen some scary things in my short yet colourful life but nothing that freaked me out like that did..anyone else cross paths with a kid like this or is it just me

Yeh, the one from the Excorcist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qG5V2iBvFs

Chris MacNeil: You're telling me that I should take my daughter to a witch doctor? ....

Regan MacNeil: Do you know what she did, your cnuting daughter?

Varkov

Babies as a species are bloated headed, gurgling, salivating spawn.

Cthulhu

Fratton Fred

pump em full of skittles and keep them up til 10pm. They all turn into Satan.

Milky Moo

Varkov wrote: »

Babies as a species are bloated headed, gurgling, salivating spawn.

Cthulhu

Ahhhh burn it send it (back) to hell

Dudess

i-bloodhound wrote: »

Yeh, the one from the Excorcist.

Chris MacNeil: You're telling me that I should take my daughter to a witch doctor? ....

Regan MacNeil: Do you know what she did, your cnuting daughter?

I don't know. Give me Regan any day before the kid described in the OP's post - crikey! Sinister coldness like that is far freakier than head-spinning, green vomit-puking, crucifix-masturbating, potty-mouthedness in a croaking old man's voice etc.

I am sure it'd be a laugh bringing Damo down to the park. Watch him set alight the lovely swans etc. It would be fabulous!

krpc

Dudess wrote: »

I don't know. Give me Regan any day before the kid described in the OP's post - crikey! Sinister coldness like that is far freakier than head-spinning, green vomit-puking, crucifix-masturbating, potty-mouthedness in a croaking old man's voice etc.

Personally, I was scared of the priest, Father Merrin.

Zangetsu

I'd start to panic OP, all kids are like that, first they take your money, then they sell your **** and finally consume you soul only to pass the baton on to suffer the same fate...

i-bloodhound

i-bloodhound wrote: »

Personally, I was scared of the priest, Father Merrin.

So were all kids Blood, for obvious reasons :pac:

Milky Moo

the image of her standing there practically motionless just staring will haunt me to my dying day..imagine tucking that in at night..im pretty sure if you listen hard enough the theme tune to the omen can be heard playing softly as she passes you by :eek:

Nerin

I'll kill it for a fiver,exorcise it for fifty.

Fizman

i-bloodhound wrote: »

Personally, I was scared of the priest, Father Merrin.

Juande Ramos?

Ross_Mahon

I was down at a wedding in Carlow a few weeks ago, And there was this little girl attacking people from under the tables, So i started calling her 'Damien' the whole night and she was attacking me all night! Throwing pepper in my eyes and grabbing me by the legs from under the table.

The next morning, my parents approach a table as they recognize the adults, It happens to be the demonic child's parents...She gives me this evil stare....Then she shouts out really loud "WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME DAMIEN?" and everyone in the whole restaurant stares at me as if I'm some trouble maker?

Nerin

Nerin wrote: »

I'll kill it for a fiver,exorcise it for fifty.

Fiddy cent?

krpc

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

I was down at a wedding in Carlow a few weeks ago, And there was this little girl attacking people from under the tables, So i started calling her 'Damien' the whole night and she was attacking me all night! Throwing pepper in my eyes and grabbing me by the legs from under the table.

The next morning, my parents approach a table as they recognize the adults, It happens to be the demonic child's parents...She gives me this evil stare....Then she shouts out really loud "WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING ME DAMIEN?" and everyone in the whole restaurant stares at me as if I'm some trouble maker?

You got whipped, clearly.

Dinter

i-bloodhound wrote: »

Personally, I was scared of the priest, Father Merrin.

Yeah did you see how he drove the parents out of the bedroom before beginning the "exorcism"?

"Oh Judge, I tried to stop her talking dirty to me and playing with my crucifix but she was possessed you see. . . "

Ross_Mahon

i-bloodhound wrote: »

You got whipped, clearly.

She was nine, If she was my child...a swift Dragon Kick to the head would sort her out!


But yeah...I got burnt!