McDonalds Dating

vodkadub

Say you want to impress a girl, is the practice of bringing her to McDonalds, and letting her keep the Happy Meal toy frowned upon? Is this acceptable behaviour?

Smyth

not if you're 13

kaimera

she'd be lovin it

Mr. Incognito

It depends. Are you a paedo?

Slow Motion

vodkadub wrote: »

Say you want to impress a girl, is the practice of bringing her to McDonalds, and letting her keep the Happy Meal toy frowned upon? Is this acceptable behaviour?

Absolutely! Go for it, then report back to PI and tell us all how you got on!

monkeyfudge

Depends on the toy.

What are they doing at the moment? Is it Pokémon? Or is that in Burger King... Pokémon is pretty awesome... I want a Chimchar!

Top tip: Hill Billy Chicken are doing Space Chimp toys.

Pompey Magnus

vodkadub wrote: »

Say you want to impress a girl, is the practice of bringing her to McDonalds, and letting her keep the Happy Meal toy frowned upon? Is this acceptable behaviour?

I would say it is acceptable on maybe the third date, you don't want to seem too eager as it puts some girls off.

krpc

I'd personally bring her to Burger King and give her a Whopper.

Slow Motion

Ah, I see where this thread is going!

If she is finger lickin' good, go to Kentucky Fried Chicken.

LeahBaby

I wouldn't mind but if you only shelled out for a eurosaver..

Bye bye boobie privlages

Gran Hermano

Just bring her to the cinema, least you'll avoid having to talk to her.

antodeco

If its a sex toy. Im in.

Varkov

Put your cockerel in your burger and show her. She'll probably find it witty.

Turd Ferguson

You have to tell her you are going to bring her to a very fancy restaurant called The Golden Arches...oh the look on their face is priceless when you get there.

LouOB

BF brought me - was happy
Then again he has a 'big mac' - its still a nickname I have for him plus Mc is in his name

But if she is expecting 'nice' meal and has dressed for occasion
I wouldnt tempt faith

Overheal

McDates? Are you McCheap or something?

vodkadub

McRecession, I have to splash out on eurosaver!

fatgav

i-bloodhound wrote: »

I'd personally bring her to Burger King and give her a Whopper.

and then a burger afterwards

Slow Motion

vodkadub wrote: »

McRecession, I have to splash out on eurosaver!

Don't worry, with style like yours you won't have to pay for two for long, so it would be a win win for you!

Splinter

if its a first date shes not worth a wispa mcflurry anyway...

Ross_Mahon

Get a supersize mega mac meal to show your a big man, And get her a happy meal because you don't want to break the bank.

The Master

I was in a fast food place in Germany a few
years back and saw a big fat Germany guy
getting head of an equally fat german girl
While he was sitting at a table eating

MIN2511

A guy took me to Mc Donalds on a date... Very impressive! He then proceeded to ask for a Euro saver menu!!!!!!

monkeyfudge

The Master wrote: »

I was in a fast food place in Germany a few
years back and saw a big fat Germany guy
getting head of an equally fat german girl
While he was sitting at a table eating

Is that a poem?

Splinter

The Master wrote: »

I was in a fast food place in Germany a few
years back and saw a big fat Germany guy
getting head of an equally fat german girl
While he was sitting at a table eating

sure she didnt just drop a fry?

vodkadub

The Master wrote: »

I was in a fast food place in Germany a few
years back and saw a big fat Germany guy
getting head of an equally fat german girl
While he was sitting at a table eating

Score!

Dinter

The Master wrote: »

I was in a fast food place in Germany a few
years back and saw a big fat Germany guy
getting head of an equally fat german girl
While he was sitting at a table eating

As if their food isn't salty enough.

krpc

The Master wrote: »

I was in a fast food place in Germany a few
years back and saw a big fat Germany guy
getting head of an equally fat german girl
While he was sitting at a table eating

Probably just washing down the burger(s).

Turd Ferguson

The Master wrote: »

I was in a fast food place in Germany a few
years back and saw a big fat Germany guy
getting head of an equally fat german girl
While he was sitting at a table eating

How efficient is THAT!!!!

useful_contacts

i-bloodhound wrote: »

I'd personally bring her to Burger King and give her a Whopper.

Thats assuming you have one:D

Prof.Badass

I brought yore ma out on a mc donalds date. She was very impressed.:D

useful_contacts

vinylmesh wrote: »

I brought yore ma out on a mc donalds date. She was very impressed.:D

Turd Ferguson

vinylmesh wrote: »

I brought yore ma out on a mc donalds date. She was very impressed.:D

Yeah, she's used to just chewing on her lead :pac: