The Mermaid Sex Question

HouseHippo

Fish head, Lady Parts

Lady Head, Fish bottom??????

Which would you rather???

Naos

Lady head, Fish Bottom.

I'd sit on a rock, she can sit in dark water. I'd pretend she was just your regular woman and ignore the flapping sounds but not the fapping sounds, oh yeah.

Pompey Magnus

I have had this discussion before, its got to be woman head and fish bottom. It would be wierd though.

WindSock

Would you not be worried about the smell of minge from the fish bottom though?

jebuz

WindSock wrote: »

Would you not be worried about the smell of minge from the fish bottom though?

its opposites, her minge would smell of human

drunkmonkey

I'd go with the human head and a blow job on the rocks, probably feed her to the cat after that..:D

Silenceisbliss

.....fail for humanity

ShooterSF

Your sick why does it have to be half woman half fish?! What's wrong with the good old days of just a fish. Sad day for beastiality

Kold

I have Ichthyophobia so she can just f*ck off back to the sea.

Turd Ferguson

The fish bottom may be a bit weird but then there is always ear sex!!!

togster

No head and woman bottom :pac:

drunkmonkey

Anyone remeber this, no don't tell me you'd rather a fish head...

http://mspmg.photobucket.com/albums/v736/Missproclivity/daryl_hannah_gallery_58.jpg

Turd Ferguson

drunkmonkey wrote: »

Anyone remeber this, no don't tell me you'd rather a fish head...

http://mspmg.photobucket.com/albums/v736/Missproclivity/daryl_hannah_gallery_58.jpg

Compared to this I think I know which one I'd do...although its the complete opposite as to which one I'd rather listen to!!

Capt'n Midnight

http://www.bigplansbigcrash.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/full_1250831.jpg

Wazdakka

Nah.. I couldnt decide.

So I think that I'd take the top from one, and stick it onto the other end of the other.
Then I would have sex with a ripped up fish wrapped in sellotape.



wait...

Frisbee

Woman head, fish bottom and just take repeated BJ's...

brianthebard

I'd take what I'm given tbh.

One Cold Hand

Woman body, fish head, and a brown paper bag.

Tazz T

I'd settle for a finjob.

Overheal

why cant i have twins? One with the lady top and one with the lady bottom... you get the idea im sure.

antodeco

Wouldnt the fish bottom one have a fanny somewhere? In order to exist, they have to propagate....
*wanders down to sealife in Bray*

LEIN

Lady head.

Im sure ill find some where to stick my micky into.

Turd Ferguson

antodeco wrote: »

Wouldnt the fish bottom one have a fanny somewhere? In order to exist, they have to propagate....
*wanders down to sealife in Bray*

Dont they lay eggs?

Rossibaby

dont some mermaids when they are out of water get human legs??so just do that...

otherwise,would have to be human head.i mean woman bottom is just like riding the ugliest bird you could imagine...bj's FTW

Den_M

A fish top half obviously, I'm sure I'd manage to find a hole somewhere on the bottom half....

chopperbyrne

Mon Calamari FTW!

Turd Ferguson

Has anyone seen the show H2O?

Its about teenage mermaids and is the ULTIMATE non-porn fapping material

vodkadub

HouseHippo wrote: »

Fish head, Lady Parts

Lady Head, Fish bottom??????

Which would you rather???

fish head, lady parts for me, imagine a bj from a fish best of both worlds with the lady parts thrown in!

gcgirl

drunkmonkey wrote: »

I'd go with the human head and a blow job on the rocks, probably feed her to the cat after that..:D

i nearly spit out my tea there laughing:D

brianthebard

vodkadub wrote: »

fish head, lady parts for me, imagine a bj from a fish best of both worlds with the lady parts thrown in!

Fish have teeth in their throats for crushing stuff. Just keep that in mind before you assault a carp....

AARRRGH

I'd go for fish head, woman bottom... but I'd ignore the woman part and bang the airhole.