Could you be a hangman?

Pighead · 16-09-2008 8:58am #1

Pighead was walking down to the snooker hall yesterday( won the match 3-1 capped off with a solid if unremarkable break of 31 in the 4th) after work when he noticed that there was a clamper clamping a car by the side of the road. Three people past by the clamper and all three looked at him with varying degrees of disgust. They looked at him just like a gentleman would look at a filthy cholera ridden tramp who clung to their leg whilst begging for a euro.

Hard to put into words the looks of disgust on their faces so here's three pictures which closely resemble the looks on each of their faces.

Disgusted Man 1: http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj311/FreshQueen12/disgust.jpg

Disgusted Man 2: http://philippefaraut.com/images/tools/disgust.jpg

Disgusted Woman : http://marshallart.com/portfolio/fun/images/Disgust.jpeg

Anyway it got Pighead thinking about how the clampers are the modern day hangmen except it's not as hard as they don't actually have to kill anybody. And at least the hangmen had balaclavas on during the killings.

So, if they brought back hanging and offered a decent salary with good perks and weekends off would you have the heart/stomach/testes for it?

KTRIC · 16-09-2008 9:01am

Quite possibly, I've been trying to get out of IT for a while. I don't think there's much difference.

6th · 16-09-2008 9:04am

Pighead, are you being sneaky and putting a picture of yourself in there? 1st picture obviously.

In answer to the question at hand ... yes, I could do it no problem.

Pighead · 16-09-2008 9:08am

6th wrote: »

Pighead, are you being sneaky and putting a picture of yourself in there? 1st picture obviously.

In answer to the question at hand ... yes, I could do it no problem.

Pighead hasn't got a sneaky bone in his body 6th. That picture is just one of a random face of millions plucked from the world wide web. He looks kind of Australian to Pighead. A bit soft. Definitely not hangman material.

6th · 16-09-2008 9:16am

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead hasn't got a sneaky bone in his body 6th.

Expect someone like Snyper to say "would you like one?"

Pighead wrote: »

That picture is just one of a random face of millions plucked from the world wide web. He looks kind of Australian to Pighead. A bit soft. Definitely not hangman material.

I agree, he probably writes in his diary if he steps on a bug.

4zn76tysfajdxp · 16-09-2008 9:16am

I wouldn't, I don't think I could be capable of it. Would you kill a man Pighead?

Pighead · 16-09-2008 9:21am

Ronan Brief Windpipe wrote: »

Would you kill a man Pighead?

It depends. Don't think Pighead could kill for a living like a hangman. It'd get a tad monotonous using the exact same technique each and every time. Being somebody like James Bond would be alright though. Travelling to deepest darkest Russia to kill an evil mastermind who was seconds away from pushing the big red button of destruction. And then making sweet sweet love for four days with a sexy Russian ballerina called Olga Supplebreastserov

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shoelaceface · 16-09-2008 9:33am

well clearly the obvious solution would have been to take the spotlight off the clamper...

pighead you should have just stripped and taken the attention.... that would have sent them running with faces like this

>:eek: and then they would be around the corner crying like this

>:( and wondering what exactly they saw because you are an alien

i always find simplicity is the best policy!

Pighead · 16-09-2008 9:39am

shoelaceface wrote: »

pighead you should have just stripped and taken the attention.... that would have sent them running with faces like this
>:eek: and then they would be around the corner crying like this
>:( and wondering what exactly they saw because you are an alien

That would be called a penis, shoelaceface. Despite what your mama told you they are actually a part of the male body. Now run away little eunuch man.

shoelaceface wrote: »

i always find simplicity is the best policy!

That's because you are simple.

shoelaceface · 16-09-2008 9:54am

Pighead wrote: »

That would be called a penis, shoelaceface. Despite what your mama told you they are actually a part of the male body. Now run away little eunuch man.

That's because you are simple.

hmmm..... is that what it is... i was actually referring to your face when i said they would run away....

simple-y the best!.... THANKS!

WindSock · 16-09-2008 10:11am

My car got clamped the other day, I think I made a face not unlike pic number 3.
I think I could be a hang clampy man woman. I would like to be able to carry around the 'tough shit' self righteous attitude.

RossFixxxed · 16-09-2008 10:12am

If the pay was good sure. Sounds a bit better than most stuff out there atm.

Wazdakka · 16-09-2008 11:09am

Pighead wrote: »

Could you be a hangman?.

Well I am pretty well hung already soooo.....

/Gets Coat

Pighead · 16-09-2008 11:17am

Wazdakka wrote: »

Well I am pretty well hung already soooo.....

/Gets Coat

Leave your coat where it is. Nothing wrong with a bit of gallows humour.

Having thought about it for the last 67 minutes Pighead has decided he could never do it. The shrieks of anguish, the smell of urine, faeces and vomit, the family members begging for mercy, the thoughts swirling around your head "what if the fcuker is actually innocent?". Nope, not for Pighead.

Black Swan · 16-09-2008 11:21am

Hangman? No. Wrong gender! Ha!

Drummerboy2 · 16-09-2008 11:32am

Just call me Pierpoint!!

Acacia · 16-09-2008 11:33am

I don't think I have the physical presence. Hangmen were always huge, scary dudes, and I, as a rather petite young woman, wouldn't be able to strike sufficient fear into the hearts of the condemned. :pac:

4zn76tysfajdxp · 16-09-2008 11:34am

Acacia wrote: »

I don't think I have the physical presence. Hangmen were always huge, scary dudes, and I, as a rather petite young woman, wouldn't be able to strike sufficient fear into the hearts of the condemned. :pac:

You will after you kill them.

Silenceisbliss · 16-09-2008 11:42am

that cant be pighead in the photo....i always pictured pighead as an old balding fat guy! (no offence), but....thats just ow i figured ud look....

Holsten · 16-09-2008 11:43am

Yeah it would be grand, I'd have no problem getting paid to kill scum.

Pighead · 16-09-2008 11:46am

Silenceisbliss wrote: »

that cant be pighead in the photo....i always pictured pighead as an old balding fat guy! (no offence), but....thats just ow i figured ud look....

For the last time Silenceisbliss, Pighead is not your father.