Why Men Can't Win

rocky25

Why Men Can't Win.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favouritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist pig, you bastard.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favour.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.

If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore, and you must be sleeping around.

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A woman was in the kitchen cooking dinner and she was just singing,
humming and giggling all over herself.

Her husband asked her why she was so happy.

She said,

"I went to the doctor today and he said I have the breasts of a twenty year old."

The husband then asked,

"What did he say about your fifty year old ass?"

"Your name didn't come up in our conversation." She replied.

dh0661

rocky25 wrote: »

Why Men Can't Win.

I know one man that always wins, well most of the time anyway.

Creamy Goodness

brilliant, never a more truthful post.