newly weds

lorweld

A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were
> spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and
> began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife
> asked, 'What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and
> weird.' 'I had tolio as a child,' he answered.'You mean polio?' she
> asked.'No,tolio. The disease only affected my toes.'When the groom took
> off his pants, his bride once again asked'What's wrong with your knees?
> They're all lumpy and deformed!''As a child, I also had kneasles,' he
> explained.'You mean measles?' she asked.'No, kneasles. It was a strange
> illness that only affected my knees.'The new bride had to be satisfied
> with this answer.As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed
> his underwear.'Don't tell me,' she said.'Let me guess...Smallcox?'

Climate Expert

2/10 and I'm being generous here.

dh0661

Brought a smile to my face.

rocky25

Me likey

patmac

Climate Expert wrote: »

2/10 and I'm being generous here.

There is no beginning to your generosity:rolleyes: Why don't you post a few jokes and we will all rate them.

Good joke Lorweld.

ryoishin

I laughed!

Climate Expert

ryoishin wrote: »

I laughed!

Thats because you're brain damaged from all the blows you've recieved to your head.

Splinter

no need to be like that Climate, - reported

nice joke, i liked it

Climate Expert

splinter wrote: »

no need to be like that Climate, - reported

nice joke, i liked it

Why report me, we're good mates who box together.

Rabies

ok... who woke me up from my slumber?

Reported post?

Right... you and you. Ya, I'm talking to you. Settle down.

To use that annoying word "Chillax"

sorted.

Nice.

Bye