Short Ones

livEwirE

The McCann's revealed today that they have spent 1,000,000 quid in their search for Maddie.

I assume that includes the tenner they decided not to spend on a babysitter.

<snip> Unsuitable material - Hagar <snip>

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I was really excited about the Large Hadron Collider and thought it was going to be great but when I saw Stephen Hawking being interviewed about it on TV this morning he didn't seem very animated about it at all.


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It's been 7 years now since 9/11, and I can't help wondering...

...has George Bush finished reading My Pet Goat yet?


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In Britain, some 50 chavs die every week from drinking too much Tesco-brand vodka.

Every little helps!

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A guy goes to the pub, and says to his friend, "You won't believe what happened! I was taking a shortcut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to the rails. I untied her, and we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything!"

His friend replies, "That's great! Did you get a blowjob?"

"No, I never found the head."

The Bollox

nice. good ones there

oobydooby

short lived ones I'd say:D

patmac

Good ones but in before lock.

Duras

brilliant, all of them

fred funk }{

The 2nd and the last one are the best

Posy

I like the Tesco vodka one!

cHaTbOx

8 out of 10 cats?:)
Jimmy Carr