A Liverpool couple...

keen

After having their 12th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was enough, as the social wouldn't buy them a bigger bed and they weren't strong enough to rob one.

The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more kids.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was expensive.

A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.

The Scouser said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can is going to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job " said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count "1,2,3,4,5" at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting on his other hand.

dh0661

Good one, half way through I was wondering how it was going to end up.