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Bird Viagra

  • 10-09-2008 1:11pm
    #1
    coldfire1x
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,356 ✭✭✭


    A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.
    His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.

    Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.

    "How come you are sweating?" he asks.

    The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"

    Water, Please

    A couple is on a plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark and quiet.
    The woman says to her husband: "let's have sex right here".
    The hudband says: "You are crazy. people will hear and see us".
    "But everybody is asleep", claims the wife, "I will prove it to you. I will ask for water and you'll see that nobody answers me and nobody even hears what i'm saying".
    So the woman says in a low voice: "Can I have some water please?". But noone answers. So the husband starts having sex with her.

    After the plane lands, a man runs to the steward and says: "quick, give me water. I have been so thirsty for the last 5 hours".
    The steward gives him water and asks him: "why didn't you ask for water during the fligh?".
    so the guy says: "No way, a woman two rows in front of me asked for water and you won't believe what they did to her!".

    Fire Truck

    A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She is wearing a fireman's hat and has the wagon tied to a dog.

    The fireman says "Hey little girl. What are you doing?"

    The little girl says "I'm pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!"

    The fireman walks over to take a closer look. "Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!" the fireman says.

    "Thanks mister" says the little girl.

    The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles.

    "Little girl", says the fireman, "I don't want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog's neck I think you could go faster."

    The little girl says, "You're probably right mister, but then I wouldn't have a siren!'


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