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I Think My Wife is Cheating on Me

conjamuk · 2008-09-09 22:04:22

I'm hesitant to post this, but I really need the some advice on what could be one of the most dramatic decisions I've ever made in my life. I suspect that my wife has been cheating on me for some time now... So far it's the usual warning flags… the caller hangs up if I answer the phone when it rings. My woman has been…

09-09-2008 10:04pm

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I'm hesitant to post this, but I really need the some advice on what could be one of the most dramatic decisions I've ever made in my life. I suspect that my wife has been cheating on me for some time now...

So far it's the usual warning flags… the caller hangs up if I answer the phone when it rings.

My woman has been "going out with the girls" much more lately but when I ask their names she just says, “Some friends from work you don’t know yet.”

I stay up late to look for the taxi bringing her home, but she always walks down the drive as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner, since I can hear a car somewhere. I really think she's isn't arriving by taxi...

Once I picked up her cell phone to see what time it was and she went crazy and told me that I should never touch her phone again and got all defensive about "why was I checking up on her?"

You can see I'm nervous to bring up the subject with my wife because I think deep down I'm not sure I want to admit truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to get to the bottom of things.

I decided to hide out near the bushes in the front yard so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, sitting in the bushes with my wireless laptop, that I decided my PC is too damn slow and needs an update.

So should I finally start using Windows Vista or do you think I should keep using XP?

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#2 09-09-2008 10:06pm

quarryman

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Linux.

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#3 09-09-2008 10:07pm

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Who cares?

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#4 09-09-2008 10:07pm

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Man... XP all the way.

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#5 09-09-2008 10:07pm

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OS X ftw.

In before lock?

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#6 09-09-2008 10:08pm

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I love this thread!

conjamuk - awesome!

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#7 09-09-2008 10:10pm

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If you only realised your laptop was slow when you were outside it's probably because the wireless signal is weak. You should upgrade to a good draft n wireless router. As for the cheating, it depends. If she's cheating at snakes and ladders I'd give her a second chance. If it was monopoly on the other hand, I'd ditch the bitch, because cheating at monopoly is pretty much stealing your money as well.

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#8 09-09-2008 10:18pm

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Tut tut!!!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055370356

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#9 09-09-2008 10:21pm

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Kiera wrote: »

Tut tut!!!

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055370356

And that guy copied it from someone else in after hours.

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#10 09-09-2008 10:23pm

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I think his wife should upgrade husband1.5 to toyboy2.3_release17

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#11 09-09-2008 10:24pm

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

And that guy copied it from someone else in after hours.

If you can't better it, copy it!

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#12 09-09-2008 10:24pm

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Not to worry, the world's ending soon anyway.

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#13 09-09-2008 10:26pm

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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

And that guy copied it from someone else in after hours.

So its been done in AH before? Was it moved to humour? I'll copy it and maybe post it next week. :P

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#14 09-09-2008 10:28pm

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The original had me falling off the chair with laughter. The two lame attempts to copy it are just sad to be honest.

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#15 09-09-2008 10:29pm

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I saw a version that was supposedly from a help page in a bike mag; the fellow was hiding around the corner when he noticed a leak from the rocker box on his hog.
If t's good it deserves repeating I say!

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#16 09-09-2008 10:31pm

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Kiera wrote: »

So its been done in AH before? Was it moved to humour? I'll copy it and maybe post it next week. :P

See the second post in the thread you linked to.

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#17 09-09-2008 11:22pm

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It was done better here.. http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=57066352&postcount=106

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#18 09-09-2008 11:26pm

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I dont get it

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#19 09-09-2008 11:28pm

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You really need to get a good wireless connection. From the sound of things, your wife is already using BROADBAND

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#20 09-09-2008 11:58pm

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This is just getting old now!

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#21 10-09-2008 12:07am

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the real question is this, is your wife hot?

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#22 10-09-2008 12:10am

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i knew the story sounded familiar

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#23 10-09-2008 12:25am

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Eh, this aint Humour.

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