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I Think My Wife is Cheating on Me

  • 09-09-2008 10:04pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 134 ✭✭


    I'm hesitant to post this, but I really need the some advice on what could be one of the most dramatic decisions I've ever made in my life. I suspect that my wife has been cheating on me for some time now...

    So far it's the usual warning flags… the caller hangs up if I answer the phone when it rings.

    My woman has been "going out with the girls" much more lately but when I ask their names she just says, “Some friends from work you don’t know yet.”

    I stay up late to look for the taxi bringing her home, but she always walks down the drive as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner, since I can hear a car somewhere. I really think she's isn't arriving by taxi...

    Once I picked up her cell phone to see what time it was and she went crazy and told me that I should never touch her phone again and got all defensive about "why was I checking up on her?"

    You can see I'm nervous to bring up the subject with my wife because I think deep down I'm not sure I want to admit truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to get to the bottom of things.

    I decided to hide out near the bushes in the front yard so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, sitting in the bushes with my wireless laptop, that I decided my PC is too damn slow and needs an update.

    So should I finally start using Windows Vista or do you think I should keep using XP?


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,497 ✭✭✭quarryman


    Linux.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,398 ✭✭✭MIN2511


    Who cares?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,243 ✭✭✭truecrippler


    Man... XP all the way.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 16,661 CMod ✭✭✭✭faceman


    OS X ftw.

    In before lock?


  • Posts: 14,266 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I love this thread!


    conjamuk - awesome!


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    If you only realised your laptop was slow when you were outside it's probably because the wireless signal is weak. You should upgrade to a good draft n wireless router. As for the cheating, it depends. If she's cheating at snakes and ladders I'd give her a second chance. If it was monopoly on the other hand, I'd ditch the bitch, because cheating at monopoly is pretty much stealing your money as well.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera




  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Kiera wrote: »
    And that guy copied it from someone else in after hours.


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I think his wife should upgrade husband1.5 to toyboy2.3_release17


  • Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    And that guy copied it from someone else in after hours.

    If you can't better it, copy it! :D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 45,643 ✭✭✭✭Mr.Nice Guy


    Not to worry, the world's ending soon anyway.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,130 ✭✭✭✭Kiera


    And that guy copied it from someone else in after hours.

    So its been done in AH before? Was it moved to humour? I'll copy it and maybe post it next week. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,752 ✭✭✭pablomakaveli


    The original had me falling off the chair with laughter. The two lame attempts to copy it are just sad to be honest.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,677 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    I saw a version that was supposedly from a help page in a bike mag; the fellow was hiding around the corner when he noticed a leak from the rocker box on his hog.
    If t's good it deserves repeating I say!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,162 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Kiera wrote: »
    So its been done in AH before? Was it moved to humour? I'll copy it and maybe post it next week. :P
    See the second post in the thread you linked to.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,015 ✭✭✭Epic Tissue




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 102 ✭✭cheridere


    I dont get it :(


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,470 ✭✭✭DonJose


    You really need to get a good wireless connection. From the sound of things, your wife is already using BROADBAND ;)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,174 ✭✭✭✭kmart6


    This is just getting old now!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,469 ✭✭✭weeder


    the real question is this, is your wife hot?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,516 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    i knew the story sounded familiar


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,396 ✭✭✭✭Karoma


    Eh, this aint Humour.


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