A New Ireland

fakearms123

Let's just imagine that Ireland was under danger of a nuclear explosion in Sellafield that would wipe out the entire Irish race in Ireland and there was only room for 5 people in a specially made bunker in... lets say it was located in Tramore for the laugh, anyway this bunker could only hold 5 people.
And now hours before the nuclear explosion reaches Ireland we have to make a vote on who the 5 people of Ireland will be to carry on the Irish race after the disaster.
I personally would vote for a crazy bunch of nutters to run the country while we're gone.

first of all
Taoiseach - Roy Keane
Tommy Tiernan
Sinead O'Connor
Ronan Keating
One of the Scissor Sisters

Gone West

Myself and 4 lucky ladies.
Obviously there would be some sort of reality TV show to decide who they would be.

Silenceisbliss

eh.....yore ma, yore da, yore sisters....eh.... that hot one on tg4, siobhan or sinead or whatever, marry harney....mmmmm....yummyness!

(in case were forced to resort to cannabalism....her carcus would feed us for generations

and lil old me.

longshanks

well meself obviously, then the two birds off the afternoon show, cos i just imagine them to be filthy bitches. maybe dylan moran for a drink and a laugh, and pamela flood cos she is so fiiine.
dylan would have a seperate room

Pighead

Degsy and four Nigerian dole scroungers.

Just to piss him off.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Pighead wrote: »

Degsy and three Nigerian dole scroungers and one paedophile

Just to piss him off.

Not like you to make a mistake Pighead. Sorted for you now, though.

whiskeyman

Pighead wrote: »

Degsy and four Nigerian dole scroungers.

Just to piss him off.

With Dave McSavage as Minister for Comedy & Music

Silenceisbliss

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Degsy and three Nigerian dole scroungers and one paedophile.

why would you want snyper to survive???

arybvtcw0eolkf

fakearms123 wrote: »

Let's just imagine that Ireland was under danger of a nuclear explosion in Sellafield that would wipe out the entire Irish race in Ireland and there was only room for 5 people in a specially made bunker in... lets say it was located in Tramore for the laugh, anyway this bunker could only hold 5 people.
And now hours before the nuclear explosion reaches Ireland we have to make a vote on who the 5 people of Ireland will be to carry on the Irish race after the disaster.
I personally would vote for a crazy bunch of nutters to run the country while we're gone.

first of all
Taoiseach - Roy Keane
Tommy Tiernan
Sinead O'Connor
Ronan Keating
One of the Scissor Sisters

First time I've heard Ronan keating being called a crazy nutter!.

fakearms123

Mairt wrote: »

First time I've heard Ronan keating being called a crazy nutter!.

sure he's the worst on that list haha

javaboy

fakearms123 wrote: »

Taoiseach - Roy Keane
Tommy Tiernan
Sinead O'Connor
Ronan Keating
One of the Scissor Sisters

Oh God what sort of accent would the Ireland of the future suffer from with that lot as the founders?

Ross_Mahon

fakearms123 wrote: »

first of all
Taoiseach - Roy Keane
Tommy Tiernan
Sinead O'Connor
Ronan Keating
One of the Scissor Sisters

That would be some craic!

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javaboy wrote: »

Oh God what sort of accent would the Ireland of the future suffer from with that lot as the founders?

In fairness, there probably wouldn't be an Ireland in the future. Leaving one of the scissor sisters with a load of annoying pr1cks like that isn't going to go too well.

javaboy

elviscostello wrote: »

In fairness, there probably wouldn't be an Ireland in the future. Leaving one of the scissor sisters with a load of annoying pr1cks like that isn't going to go too well.

+1. Even if she managed to resist killing them and chopping off their willies, the chance of procreation from that group is fairly small. Can you imagine trying to tell sometime lesbian Sinéad O'Connor that it's now her job to manafacture babies for the sake of the future? :eek:

Also after said scissor sister is finished her stretch inside, I imagine there's a good chance she'll have gone gay. I don't have statistics to hand but iirc something like 100% of prisoners who enter jail straight come out gay.*

So basically we've got:
Roy Keane - good athletic specimen who has a good track record of producing young'uns but has a Cark accent.
Tommy Tiernan - annoying loudmouth who thinks he's funny. Beard is a plus though.
Sinéad O'Connor - possible lesbian. Probably wouldn't subscribe to the baby factory role required for repopulation. Good singer. Diagnosed as bipolar.
Ronan Keating - bad singer. Pretentious. Handsome in a girl next door kind of way. Struggled to shake off gay rumours early in his career.
Scissor Sister - a convicted killer and possible addict. Not a looker.

Seems like an awful start to the gene pool tbh. Plus would it not be a better idea to have more females than males rather than the other way around? Men have a shorter turnaround time for babymaking than Ryanair whereas women take 9 months+ before they're ready again.


*source: The Onion Field, Bad Girls

MIN2511

A thought just occured... what if men got pregnant and had the kids.... in "A new Ireland"

JerryHandbag

1. The gay one from Westlife who looks like a fish
2. Biffo Cowen
3. Amanda "cant keep her tits in" Brunker
4. Daniel O' Donnell
5. Steve Staunton
The westlife fella to set future fashion trends, biffo cos the future would need sound judgement and leadership (as well as plenty of burgers and cake), Amanda Brunker for pro-creational purposes, and wee Daniel of course to make the tea!.....oh and Stan gets a chance to redeem himself by managing a new Ireland team of 4 people

Now, when is this reality TV show starting again?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

I'd have thought politicians would be the most useless people to save in this kind of situation...?

MagicMarker

Hmmm, inbred Ireland.

Quazzie

There already is an island called New Ireland for anyone that cares.

WooPeeA

FuzzyLogic wrote: »

Myself and 4 lucky ladies.
Obviously there would be some sort of reality TV show to decide who they would be.

ScumLord

5 people isn't enough to restart anything you'd need at least 60. Strangly enough I learned that from a star trek episode where they where trying to resettle aliens that where obviously Irish nackers.