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  • 08-09-2008 11:08pm
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    dak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,577 ✭✭✭


    Doctored Advice
    David: “Doctor, Doctor, I’m shrinking!”
    Doctor: “Now, now David, be a little patient.”

    Cavemen Talk
    Jim: “John, I’m going to invent the wheel.”
    John: “That will cause a revolution, Jim.”

    Subject Matter
    A robber went into a bank, pointed a gun at the teller, and said, "Give me all your money, or you'll be geography!"

    The teller said, "Don't you mean history?"
    The robber snapped back, "Don't change the subject!"


    Painful
    “Last night I dreamed I was the tail pipe on a Ferrari.”
    Jim: “What happened then?”
    John: “I woke up exhausted!”


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