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Guts or Balls

dh0661 · 2008-09-07 21:10:35

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them ?. In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are as follows. GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your missus with a broom, and having the guts…

07-09-2008 9:10pm

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There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them ?.

In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are as follows.

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, being met by your missus with a broom, and having the guts to ask - are you still cleaning, or you flying off somewhere ?.

BALLS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the boys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the arse and having the balls to say - your next fatty.

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#2 07-09-2008 9:50pm

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I'd give this one a C-. It's good, but not great.

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#3 08-09-2008 7:01am

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try that on any of the women i know and you wont have balls for long!!

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#4 08-09-2008 8:05am

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He He

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#5 09-09-2008 9:20am

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Im so stealing that :-)
Thats great

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#6 09-09-2008 8:23pm

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Enright wrote: »

try that on any of the women i know and you wont have balls for long!!

I ain't got no balls

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#7 10-09-2008 8:48am

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dh0661 wrote: »

..........
............ your next fatty.

Your next fatty what?

Oh, you meant

".............you're next, fatty!"

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#8 10-09-2008 9:22am

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Golferx wrote: »

Your next fatty what?

Oh, you meant

".............you're next, fatty!"

SAD

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#9 10-09-2008 2:31pm

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Golferx wrote: »

Your next fatty what?

Oh, you meant

".............you're next, fatty!"

Hate ppl like this... f##k off

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#10 10-09-2008 2:49pm

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NeVeR wrote: »

Hate ppl like this... f##k off

Why, thank you.

I, on the other hand, have little time for people who cannot spell, or use proper punctuation. (or use "ppl" when they mean "people")

The standard of literacy, these days, is appalling. (FFS, check out how many posts on boards.ie contain the expression "I done")

It seems to be accepted by so many, a sign of deteriorating educational standards.

As to why someone would get upset by such an error being highlighted? God knows why.

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#11 10-09-2008 2:58pm

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Golferx wrote: »

Why, thank you.

I, on the other hand, have little time for people who cannot spell, or use proper punctuation. (or use "ppl" when they mean "people")

The standard of literacy, these days, is appalling. (FFS, check out how many posts on boards.ie contain the expression "I done")

It seems to be accepted by so many, a sign of deteriorating educational standards.

As to why someone would get upset by such an error being highlighted? God knows why.

SAD

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#12 10-09-2008 3:36pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055114761

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#13 10-09-2008 4:02pm

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Lads, come on. Play nicely with each other! Don't make unnecessary work for Hagar or Rabies!

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#14 10-09-2008 5:03pm

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Indeed, I was just going to say something along those lines myself.

Would the posters who are engaged in the mindless tit for tat shyte please read the charter regarding comments on jokes. Use the thread rating system. Thank you.

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#15 10-09-2008 5:22pm

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haha, fair play.

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#16 10-09-2008 5:25pm

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Golferx wrote: »

Why, thank you.

I, on the other hand, have little time for people who cannot spell, or use proper punctuation. (or use "ppl" when they mean "people")

The standard of literacy, these days, is appalling. (FFS, check out how many posts on boards.ie contain the expression "I done")

It seems to be accepted by so many, a sign of deteriorating educational standards.

As to why someone would get upset by such an error being highlighted? God knows why.

Thanks for pointing that out Golferx. I think, that if you checked my spellings, you'd find that they are correct 99.99% of the time.
My punctuation on the other hand, is not as good, maybe 89.99%.
But I get by.

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