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  • 07-09-2008 3:55am
    #1
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭


    I've just swallowed some tin foil.
    I can't help remembering Mg reacting with HCL from 1st year science.

    Am I in trouble? Where exactly is Alumuminiumm on the periodic table.
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  • #2
    tallaght01
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,778 ✭✭✭tallaght01


    Have you ever thought about what you'd do if you only had 45 minutes to live?

    If you haven't, you should mebbe give it some consideration in the next quarter of an hour or so ;)


  • #3
    amacachi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,316 ✭✭✭✭amacachi


    You should go get laid one last time.


  • #4
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Double ****!


  • #5
    Teferi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,320 ✭✭✭Teferi


    amacachi wrote: »
    You should go get laid one last time.

    Everyone should do that before wednesday anyway :pac:


  • #6
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    amacachi wrote: »
    You should go get laid one last time.
    or a first time.


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  • #7
    ewj1978
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭ewj1978


    Teferi wrote: »
    Everyone should do that before wednesday anyway :pac:

    why? whats happening wednesday?


  • #8
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    ugh, let me guess... LHC? leave me alone. I was in florida in 98 when they launched their first nuclear sattelite, Cassini. That will make you lose sleep. This LHC scare is bogus.


  • #9
    ewj1978
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭ewj1978


    LHC...omfg people are actually worried about this? LMAO!!


    fs people, they've been running a smaller version of this in texas(AFAIK) for decades and nowts happened, Nothings going to happen in CERN either(actually thats one of their fears...that nowt new will happen and they'll have wasted €6 billion)


  • #10
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    better 6 billion euro than 6 billion lives!

    /madatory hippy comment


  • #11
    Run_to_da_hills
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,009 ✭✭✭✭Run_to_da_hills


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I've just swallowed some tin foil.
    I can't help remembering Mg reacting with HCL from 1st year science.

    Am I in trouble? Where exactly is Alumuminiumm on the periodic table.


    From the consumption of Aluminium (AL) into your system you are quite susceptible to develop Alzheimer's disease. In that case you have no worries because you will forget about it :D


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  • #12
    Gaspode
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,051 ✭✭✭Gaspode


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I've just swallowed some tin foil.
    I can't help remembering Mg reacting with HCL from 1st year science.

    Am I in trouble? Where exactly is Alumuminiumm on the periodic table.


    You in BIG twubble moonbaby!!!


  • #13
    Gordon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 35,522 ✭✭✭✭Gordon


    Don't worry, it will protect your stomach against the probing governmental stomach rays.


  • #14
    Gran Hermano
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,330 ✭✭✭Gran Hermano


    I hope you're not going through airport security in the next nine months as you might find it's latex glove inspection time.


  • #15
    Kold
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Semen will neutralise any reaction. Go. Find some.


  • #16
    KamiKazi
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 6,195 ✭✭✭KamiKazi


    Unfortunately you are doomed :(


  • #17
    AckwelFoley
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,555 ✭✭✭✭AckwelFoley


    take a laxative.


  • #18
    Overheal
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 86,729 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    KamiKazi wrote: »
    Unfortunately you are doomed :(
    I love it when some idiot kid becomes the property of the internet.


  • #19
    brundle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 94 ✭✭brundle


    Doctor can prescribe a weeks course of pills that desolve metals in your system. I think you should go this route.


  • #20
    longshanks
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I've just swallowed some tin foil.
    .


    new to drugs? what you do is take them out of the tin foil, then swallow them


  • #21
    jackbutler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 106 ✭✭jackbutler


    I'd say you have an hour. Although what would i know, i've only died once from aluminium foil poisoning.


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  • #22
    sweet-rasmus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,128 ✭✭✭sweet-rasmus


    clear the way! chemistry graduate here...

    you WILL live :D


  • #23
    Fringe
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,082 ✭✭✭Fringe


    RIP Moonbaby.


  • #24
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    Magnesium? In tin foil? lol


  • #25
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 8,016 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Get a priest to shove his hand up your arse. Worked in the 60/70s


  • #26
    BrokenArrows
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,516 ✭✭✭BrokenArrows


    KamiKazi wrote: »
    Unfortunately you are doomed :(

    rofl haha. that thread rocked.

    dad dad you gota bring me to the hospital, the internetz told me i was going to die because i ate some tinfoil. :D


  • #27
    GirlInterrupted
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,440 ✭✭✭GirlInterrupted


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I've just swallowed some tin foil.
    I can't help remembering Mg reacting with HCL from 1st year science.

    Am I in trouble? Where exactly is Alumuminiumm on the periodic table.

    Moonbaby, don't get in the microwave.......:eek:!


  • #28
    Dord
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,817 ✭✭✭✭Dord


    Ok, you've just swallowed tin foil and are now looking for methamphetamine?
    I think you may have a problem...

    :eek:


  • #29
    genericgoon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭genericgoon


    Dont worry if you eat some cold meat now, the tin foil will be naturally attracted to that and will follow it through your digestive system.


  • #30
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    ...or you could go the other route, eat another few rolls of the stuff and sh*t yourself out a shiny new Louisville Slugger. Handy for beating local yobs or playing rounders with the kids.


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  • #31
    CreepingDeath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,015 ✭✭✭CreepingDeath


    Moonbaby wrote: »
    I've just swallowed some tin foil.
    I can't help remembering Mg reacting with HCL from 1st year science.

    Am I in trouble? Where exactly is Alumuminiumm on the periodic table.

    You should be fine, but for recycling purposes please take your next dump in the green bin.


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