How the World Sees Boards

Due to it being a Saturday night and the TV being a bit crap I decided to use urban dictionary to see what people thought of many of my favourite sites.

Did a search for boards and found this.

An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen in public a place to complain about the Polish and to internet stalk random z list Irish "celebrities". Its membership consists of 90% moderators who spend all thier time banning the other 10% for daring to talk about anything besides the Polish and z list Irish "celebrities".
"Typical boards.ie thread"
The Polish Keep Eating Our Swans?
Has anyone else noticed thier are a lot fewer swans in Ireland the last few years? I blame the Polish, the other day I saw one eat a swans head while it was still alive.

Random poster 1. Yeah lol yore ma lol, I hate the polish, atari jaguar lol yore ma.

Random poster 2. At least thier not gypsies, lol yore ma's an atari jaguar.

Random Moderator 1. Thats it your both banned for using omproper punctuation. IM LOCKING THIS THREAD!!! THIS THREADS BANNED! IM BANNED TOO, EVERYONES BANNED, I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BANNED BANNED BANNED. (ohh god, I just want some non-internet friends).

AlmightyCushion

Darko banned!!!!! IM LOCKING THIS THREAD!!! THIS THREADS BANNED! IM BANNED TOO, EVERYONES BANNED, I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BANNED BANNED BANNED. (ohh god, I just want some non-internet friends).

Karl Hungus

How the world sees boards? More like one disgruntled reject who did this in between signing up 50 different accounts so they could post tubgirl and goatse pics on people's profile comments while beating themselves off, listening to coldplay, and doing other annoying things like grinding their teeth and eating marmite.

eVeNtInE

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partyatmygaff

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yor mah

I'm telling you, I'm not racist but those damned Polish. Coming over here, staeling our wimmins and water based winged creatures.

RobertFoster

Tubgirl + Marmite ftw.

Karl Hungus

RobertFoster wrote: »

Tubgirl + Marmite ftw.

A combination for win, if I ever I saw it.

Creamy Goodness

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm telling you, I'm not racist but those damned Polish. Coming over here, staeling our wimmins and water based winged creatures.

and tey tuck urrr jewbs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2fGl9587X8

Shryke

And in a handful of replies we have three mods... hmmmm....

The guy

Did anyone notice that they even went to the effort of signing up with the name DeVore?

eVeNtInE

This post has been deleted.

Jonathan

/heads off to the prison to look for threads started around Aug 15, 2007

Ross_Mahon

Like i have somewhere to be on a Saturday night...:(

Karl Hungus

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Like i have somewhere to be on a Saturday night...:(

Do you have no real-life friends? Boards.ie has a moderator position for you! Nothing fills the gap in your life of failing social interaction than randomly banning unsuspecting persons for your own personal amusement. Sign up today!

Ruu_Old

Join today for a half eaten packet of Tayto! First ban for free!

billy the squid

An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen in public a place to complain about the Polish and to internet stalk random z list Irish "celebrities". Its membership consists of 90% moderators who spend all thier time banning the other 10% for daring to talk about anything besides the Polish and z list Irish "celebrities".
"Typical boards.ie thread"
The Polish Keep Eating Our Swans?
Has anyone else noticed thier are a lot fewer swans in Ireland the last few years? I blame the Polish, the other day I saw one eat a swans head while it was still alive.

Theya re confusing Boards.ie with Stormfront ireland.

Sangre

that definition was probably put by those fecking polish.

billy the squid

billy the squid wrote: »

An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen in public a place to complain about the Polish and to internet stalk random z list Irish "celebrities". Its membership consists of 90% moderators who spend all thier time banning the other 10% for daring to talk about anything besides the Polish and z list Irish "celebrities".
"Typical boards.ie thread"
The Polish Keep Eating Our Swans?
Has anyone else noticed thier are a lot fewer swans in Ireland the last few years? I blame the Polish, the other day I saw one eat a swans head while it was still alive.

Theya re confusing Boards.ie with Stormfront ireland.

I think they dislike Stormfront a lot more than us.

A racist website that whites flock to to spread their hateful beliefs and opinions. This website promotes white sumpremacy, the users on this site claim that they're racialists, a more "polite" term for a racist. The users of thie site also believe in White superiority, basically they think that they're superior to those of other racists. This site also tries to pinpoint mistakes made by MLK instead of trying to pinpoint his achievements.
One stormfront user talking to another stormfront user-
"I really hope I do well in basketball this season, I really want to beat the black kids."

"Yea, best of luck to you! Be sure to stuff the ball down their throats when you're done beating them!"


neo-nazi website. Authors like to pretend they just love their race unfortunatly their love seems to include considering themselves better than everyone else.
bunch of internet sad casses pretending to be poland-invading-baby-killers who lack the sand to admit what they are.

A racist neo-nazi website promoting white "nationalism" which is another way of saying white power. People here claim to be in favor of preserving the white race and white herritage, but at the same time they demoralise and dehumanise all non white races.
One of stormfronts prime targets is people of the Jewish religeon or who have Jewish background. According to stormfront users, Jews are responsible for all sinister and evil in the world. They accuse Jews of planning the 9/11 attacks. They believe that Jews are trying to create the "Empire of Greater Israel" which is supposedly the Jewish race's secret plan to take control of the middle east. They claim that our government is run by communist Jews (nicknamed Z.O.G. or Zionist Occupied Government") and that the country and the media is run by Jews who manipulate history and news to favor their own interests. They claim such wild things such as president Lincoln being killed by Jewish terrorists by radio waves which triggered a poison capsule inside his body to burst and kill him, and that every white person born since then has one of these poison capsules implanted in their bodys.

Stormfront has an open debate forum wher non whties can start a debate with the white users. Nearly every time somebody starts a thread asking why non white races are inferior to the white race, or asking why they are racist against non whties, they will bring up their only real weapon, which is a conspiracy site such as Jewwatch.com or similar which have "facts" supporting their insane and illogical claims about race. their sites have no credability and they often dotn care because if you point that out they will respond by calling you a dirty Jew, or a ****** lover socialist or a self hateing anti.

Non white users who register on their website are banned from all sections except the opposing viewpoints forum. This is an attempt to keep their ideas from becomming poisoned by the filthy kikes and gorillas that plague America.

According to the users of the site, Whites are going to be exterminated by non white races, especialy the Jews and blacks. They back this up with statistics showing the population of whites verses the population of non whties and pointing out that the percentage of non whites is rapidly increacing while the population of whites isnt increacing at the same rate. They often attribute this to the "fact" that non whites are more fertile than whites are. The white nationalists believe that expelling the non whites from the country is the only sollution to americas "problems" of multiculturalism, which to them is promoted by those dirty Jews.They plan to take control of the country's government and begin exporting non whites to their "native countries" such as poland, Nigeria, Mexico, China, etc. They want to create an all white America run by Whites which they feel will work better because non whites will no longer be stealing money from the government.
"facts" that stormfront users believe: concentration camps durring WW2 were actualy just german rubber making factories, and some were german uniform factories. There is no such thing as the holocaust. Jews are parasites and are going to kill off the whites! All blacks are criminals and need to be sent back to Africa. No whites ever owned slaves in America.

A site promoting white supremacy and pride in the white race. It demotes other races.

This site has been classified by tolerance.org as a racist site that promotes hatred.
People harass Stormfront by posting dissenting material on their message boards.

Stormfront's leader has a young man who, ironically enough, doesn't like the "hateful comments" of others.

A website dedicated preservation of the white race, and the celebration of its heritage. There is a difference between believing your race is superior to others, and simply having pride in what you are.
Hispanic person: I'm proud to be hispanic!
Everyone: Good for you!

Black person: I'm black and I'm proud!
Everyone: Right on, brother.

White person: White pride!
Everyone: RACIST! <commense stone-throwing>

Does anyone see what's wrong with this picture?

rogue-entity

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Do you have no real-life friends? Boards.ie has a moderator position for you! Nothing fills the gap in your life of failing social interaction than randomly banning unsuspecting persons for your own personal amusement. Sign up today!

*signs up*

Urban Dictionary reads like Youtube comments, great place to go when you want good laugh.

teetotaller

Deleted User wrote: »

I'm telling you, I'm not racist but those damned Polish. Coming over here, staeling our wimmins .

I'd say that Irish are stealing Polish wimmins more often


feckin thiefs

Nalz

Sangre wrote: »

that definition was probably put by those fecking polish.

:eek:

KnifeWRENCH

Karl Hungus wrote: »

Do you have no real-life friends? Boards.ie has a moderator position for you! Nothing fills the gap in your life of failing social interaction than randomly banning unsuspecting persons for your own personal amusement. Sign up today!

Oooh ooh pick me! I have no friends and need to compensate. If I ban everyone, I'll have a huge e-penis, which all others shall envy.
So I can haz mod? kthxbai yore ma etc.

Overheal

did someone say e-penis?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_ehXRc2YNU

AckwelFoley

Snyper is a hated figure on stormfront.

They even went to the bother of doing up a cartoon of me.

Im rather proud of that... going to al that bother with their left foot.

I will hand it to the guy that wrote he the quote in the OP, at least it funny.

Galvasean

Karl Hungus wrote: »

How the world sees boards? More like one disgruntled reject who did this in between signing up 50 different accounts so they could post tubgirl and goatse pics on people's profile comments while beating themselves off, listening to coldplay, and doing other annoying things like grinding their teeth and eating marmite.

Love the attention to detail.

Carsinian Thau

OP, that was the best (and obviosuly the most accurate!) description of boards I've ever read.

What a shame I'm banned and can't post.


Wait...

Placebo

i wanna shake his hand

minxie

rather amusing.....:pac:
sure theres nothing to do on a sunday either....:D

ferdi

an amusing rant with more than its fair share of truth!

antodeco

I for One welcome our Polish swan eating moderators.

Riamfada

I got a text saying we were giving out about the Polish?

Joe Cool

Damn polish

AckwelFoley

I got a text saying we were giving out about the Polish? [/QUOTE

Meh, ive never followed trends, i prefer giving it in to the polish

Riamfada

I thought id get some Polish but It made my shoes too damn black

CiaranC

Seems pretty accurate to me

Tar.Aldarion

Sangre wrote: »

that definition was probably put by those fecking polish.

It's amazing what those polish get up to between swans.

jackbutler

How the world sees boards?
With a mixture of envy, and lust.

Bob the Builder

darn polish
^^
that song.

zig

ive read on some different irish forums similar descriptions of this site! Fairly accurate tbh.

Guy:Incognito

wrote: »

An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen in public a place to complain about the Polish and to internet stalk random z list Irish "celebrities". Its membership consists of 90% moderators who spend all thier time banning the other 10% for daring to talk about anything besides the Polish and z list Irish "celebrities".
"Typical boards.ie thread"
The Polish Keep Eating Our Swans?
Has anyone else noticed thier are a lot fewer swans in Ireland the last few years? I blame the Polish, the other day I saw one eat a swans head while it was still alive.

Random poster 1. Yeah lol yore ma lol, I hate the polish, atari jaguar lol yore ma.

Random poster 2. At least thier not gypsies, lol yore ma's an atari jaguar.

Random Moderator 1. Thats it your both banned for using omproper punctuation. IM LOCKING THIS THREAD!!! THIS THREADS BANNED! IM BANNED TOO, EVERYONES BANNED, I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BANNED BANNED BANNED. (ohh god, I just want some non-internet friends).

I lol'ed. Iz I bannedz?

snyper wrote: »

i prefer giving it in to the polish

MrSheen is about the only polish you get your hands on.

Karl Hungus

zig wrote: »

ive read on some different irish forums similar descriptions of this site! Fairly accurate tbh.

You've got a fairly loose definition of the word accurate, don't you? :pac:

0ubliette

An internet message board set up to give Irish geeks too ugly to be seen in public a place to complain about the Polish and to internet stalk random z list Irish "celebrities". Its membership consists of 90% moderators who spend all thier time banning the other 10% for daring to talk about anything besides the Polish and z list Irish "celebrities".
"Typical boards.ie thread"
The Polish Keep Eating Our Swans?
Has anyone else noticed thier are a lot fewer swans in Ireland the last few years? I blame the Polish, the other day I saw one eat a swans head while it was still alive.

Random poster 1. Yeah lol yore ma lol, I hate the polish, atari jaguar lol yore ma.

Random poster 2. At least thier not gypsies, lol yore ma's an atari jaguar.

Random Moderator 1. Thats it your both banned for using omproper punctuation. IM LOCKING THIS THREAD!!! THIS THREADS BANNED! IM BANNED TOO, EVERYONES BANNED, I'LL KILL YOU!! I'LL KILL YOU ALL! BANNED BANNED BANNED. (ohh god, I just want some non-internet friends).

It is pretty accurate, to be fair.

_feedback_

Jesus .... too many shoe/furniture polish jokes on this thread...


Anyway, I hear Ray Foley is writing for the Urban Dictionary these days ...







Oh wait a sec..........

Yore all banned from my forum.

Dudess

Definition of irony: People who are bitter about being "left out" of Boards.ie labelling Boards.ie members as sad nerds with no friends.

zig

Dudess wrote: »

Definition of irony: People who are bitter about being "left out" of Boards.ie labelling Boards.ie members as sad nerds with no friends.

These people dont exist to be honest. Its more people who are rightfully bitter about being banned for having a bit of a joke or putting up a bit of a debate and then getting banned.

Karl Hungus

zig wrote: »

These people dont exist to be honest. Its more people who are rightfully bitter about being banned for having a bit of a joke or putting up a bit of a debate and then getting banned.

Depends on your definition of "Having a bit of a joke" though, doesn't it? There's lots of people who find it amusing to constantly troll and stir ****. Likewise "putting up a bit of a debate".

So, zig... What was your previously banned username? :pac: