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and God created woman...

The Bollox · 2008-09-05 15:41:19

one day in the Garden of Eden Adam was moping around looking rather dissatisfied. God noticed this and came down to Adam and said "Adam, why are you so glum? you have everything you could need here: fresh water, lots of food, loads of places to explore and lots of things to do" "I know" said Adam "but what I would really…

05-09-2008 3:41pm

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one day in the Garden of Eden Adam was moping around looking rather dissatisfied. God noticed this and came down to Adam and said "Adam, why are you so glum? you have everything you could need here: fresh water, lots of food, loads of places to explore and lots of things to do"

"I know" said Adam "but what I would really like is some company here, it's getting very lonely"

God thought for a little while and said "ok, Adam, I will make you a woman: she will be kind, caring, loving, understanding and will always be there for you, you will never fight and she will tend to your every need. it'll cost you though. I will need an arm, a leg and and eye"

Adam pondered and said "what can I get for a rib?"

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#2 05-09-2008 4:04pm

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A Magical Tale...very good Mr. Bollox Sir

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