First love

byrner88

I was over in England, and I was walking down a country lane when I met an old farmer. I asked him if this lane carried on to the main road, as I needed to get back into town."Yes", he said, "and I'll walk along with you and show you the way".We walked for a while talking about interesting "stuff", you know, the weather, cow **** and the like.

He suddenly stopped and pointing to a field close by said,"You see that oak tree over there?" "Yes", I said. "When I was a lad I made love under that tree for the first time in my life "

.I said, "really". "Yes", he said,"and you see that other oak tree about 10 feet away,well her mother stood there watching us".

I said, "you mean to say you were having sex and her mother just stood there?"

"Yes" he said.

"What did she say?", I asked.

"Oh! not much", he said, "just the occasional BAAAAAH! BAAAAAAH!"

Diddy Kong

Haha, classic

kmart6

Bad bad man,lol

rocky25

Good One...that Farmer told me he paid €50 for it,

I think he was fleeced





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