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Best opening paragraphs

  • 04-09-2008 11:33am
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭


    Which opening paragraphs stick in your mind? The ones that grabbed your attention from the outset. I can usually tell if I am going to enjoy a book from it's opening paragraph. Similarly, a turkey is easily identifiable from the first few sentences.

    For me, the opening paragraph of the first book of the Gormenghast Trilogy; Titus Groan by Mervyn Peake is the most memorable. I was immediately immersed. The imagery is spectacular.


    "Gormenghast, that is, the main massing of original stone, taken by itself
    would have displayed a certain ponderous architectural quality were it
    possible to have ignored the circumfusion of those mean dwellings that
    swarmed like an epidemic around its outer walls. They sprawled over the
    sloping earth, each one half way over its neighbor until, held back by the
    castle ramparts, the innermost of these hovels laid hold on the great
    walls, clamping themselves thereto like limpets of a rock. These dwellings,
    by ancient law, were granted the chill intimacy with the stronghold that
    loomed above them. Over their irregular roofs would fall throughout the
    seasons, the shadows of time-eaten buttresses, of broken and lofty turrets, and enormous of all, the shadow of the Tower of Flints. This tower, patched unevenly with black ivy, arose like a mutilated finger from among the fists of knuckled masonry and pointed blasphemously at heaven. At night the owls made of it an echoing throat; by day it stood voiceless and cast its long shadow."


    I'm also a big fan of the opening paragraph of Catch 22.


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,267 ✭✭✭mcgovern


    I'm sure these two will be mentioned:
    The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some . . .

    and
    The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭John


    I was just about to post that Dark Tower one, probably one of the best opening lines ever. I'll post more when I get home to my books.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 42,362 Mod ✭✭✭✭Beruthiel


    This one from Charles Dickens - A Tale of Two Cities, keeps popping up in my mind every so often.
    It was the best of times, it was the worst of times; it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness; it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity; it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness; it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair; we had everything before us, we had nothing before us; we were all going directly to Heaven, we were all going the other way.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 637 ✭✭✭Lizzykins


    Thanks for that Beruthiel. I love that Dickens novel.
    One of my favourites is Jane Eyre. There was no possibility of taking a walk that day.....
    And Rebecca by Daphne Du Maurier. Last night I dreamed I went to Manderlay.....


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 777 ✭✭✭boogle


    Yes to the Dark Tower. Just finished the seventh book, and it makes that first paragraph really stand out.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28 kovski


    I've always loved the opening paragraph of The Butcher Boy. You get straight into Francie's rhythm and style of talking.

    'When I was a young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago I lived in a small town where they were all after me on account of what I done on Mrs Nugent. I was hiding out by the river in a hole under a tangle of briars. It was a hide me and Joe made. Death to all dogs who enter here, we said. Except us of course. You could see plenty from inside but no one could see you. Weeds and driftwood and everything floating away downstream under the dark archway of the bridge. Sailing away to Timbuctoo. Good luck now weeds, I said.'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 138 ✭✭Lemon


    "It was a queer, sultry summer, the summer they electrocuted the Rosenbergs, and I didn't know what I was doing in New York."

    The Bell Jar, Sylvia Plath.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 349 ✭✭AJG


    "I am living at the Villa Borghese. There is not a crumb of dirt anywhere, nor a chair misplaced. We are all alone here and we are dead."

    Henry Miller - 'Tropic of Cancer'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,149 ✭✭✭ZorbaTehZ


    From Voltaire's Candide

    In the country of Westphalia, in the castle of the most noble Baron of Thunder-ten-tronckh, lived a youth whom Nature had endowed with a most sweet disposition. His face was the true index of his mind. He had a solid judgment joined to the most unaffected simplicity; and hence, I presume, he had his name of Candide. The old servants of the house suspected him to have been the son of the Baron's sister, by a very good sort of a gentleman of the neighborhood, whom that young lady refused to marry, because he could produce no more than threescore and eleven quarterings in his arms; the rest of the genealogical tree belonging to the family having been lost through the injuries of time.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,135 ✭✭✭✭John


    The beginning of a very big headache:
    riverrun, past Eve and Adam's, from swerve of shore to bend of bay, brings us by a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

    A perfect mood setting paragraph, you can feel the atmosphere from the beginning:
    During the whole of a dull, dark, and soundless day in the autumn of the year, when the clouds hung oppressively low in the heavens, I had been passing alone, on horseback, through a singularly dreary tract of country ; and at length found myself, as the shades of the evening drew on, within view of the melancholy House of Usher. I know not how it was - but, with the first glimpse of the building, a sense of insufferable gloom pervaded my spirit. I say insufferable ; for the feeling was unrelieved by any of that half-pleasurable, because poetic, sentiment, with which the mind usually receives even the sternest natural images of the desolate or terrible. I looked upon the scene before me - upon the mere house, and the simple landscape features of the domain - upon the bleak walls - upon the vacant eye-like windows - upon a few rank sedges - and upon a few white trunks of decayed trees - with an utter depression of soul which I can compare to no earthly sensation more properly than to the after-dream of the reveller upon opium - the bitter lapse into everyday life - the hideous dropping off of the veil. There was an iciness, a sinking, a sickening of the heart - an unredeemed dreariness of thought which no goading of the imagination could torture into aught of the sublime. What was it - I paused to think - what was it that so unnerved me in the contemplation of the House of Usher ? It was a mystery all insoluble ; nor could I grapple with the shadowy fancies that crowded upon me as I pondered. I was forced to fall back upon the unsatisfactory conclusion, that while, beyond doubt, there are combinations of very simple natural objects which have the power of thus affecting us, still the analysis of this power lies among considerations beyond our depth. It was possible, I reflected, that a mere different arrangement of the particulars of the scene, of the details of the picture, would be sufficient to modify, or perhaps to annihilate its capacity for sorrowful impression ; and, acting upon this idea, I reined my horse to the precipitous brink of a black and lurid tarn that lay in unruffled lustre by the dwelling, and gazed down - but with a shudder even more thrilling than before - upon the remodelled and inverted images of the gray sedge, and the ghastly tree-stems, and the vacant and eye-like windows.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,916 ✭✭✭RonMexico


    We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

    - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭macgowan


    RonMexico wrote: »
    We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

    - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson

    No more of that talk or I'll set the f*cking leeches on you, understand?


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 47,351 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.

    - Neuromancer by William Gibson


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 232 ✭✭boobookitty


    I am a vampire. For centuries I believed I was the last vampire on Earth, that I was the most powerful creature in existence. That belief gave me great self-confidence. I feared nothing because nothing could harm me. Then one remarkable day, my supposedly dead creator, Yaksha, came for me, and I discovered I was not omnipotent. A short time later, another vampire appeared, one Eddie Fender. He had Yaksha's strength, and once again I was almost destroyed. Yet I survived both Yaksha and Eddie, only to give birth to a daughter of unfathomable power an incomprehensible persuasion---Kalika, Kali Ma, the Dark Mother, the Supreme Goddess of Destruction. Yes, I believe my only child to be a divine incarnation, an avatar, as some would describe her. In a devastating vision he showed me her infinite greatness. The only problem is that my daughter seems to have been born without a conscience.

    Actually I do have three other small problems.

    I don'u know where Kalika is.

    I know I must destroy her.

    And I love her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 612 ✭✭✭okmqaz42


    Then there was the bad weather. It would come in one day when the fall was over. We would have to shut the windows in the night against the rain and the cold wind would strip the leaves from the trees in the Place Contrescarpe.The leaves lay sodden in the rain and the wind drove the rain against the big green autobus at the terminal and the Cafe des Amateurs was crowded and the windows misted over from the heat and the smoke inside. It was a sad, evilly run cafe where the drunkards of the quarter crowded together and I kept away from it because of the smell of dirty bodies and the sour smell of drunkenness. The men and women who frequented the Amateurs stayed drunk all of the time, or all of the time they could afford it, mostly on wine which they bought by the half-liter or liter. Many strangely named aperitifs were advertised, but few people could afford them except as a foundation to build their wine drunks on. The women drunkards were called poivrottes which meant female rummies.

    A Moveable Feast-Ernest Hemingway


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    The man in black fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.

    Ah, good times.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    "It took me a long time and most of the world to learn what I know about love and fate and the choices we make, but the heart of it came to me in an instant, while I was chained to a wall and being tortured. I realised, somehow, through the screaming in my mind, that even in that shackled, bloody helplessness, I was still free: free to hate the men who were torturing me, or to forgive them. It doesn't sound like much, I know. But in the flinch and bite of the chain, when it's all you've got, that freedom is a universe of possibility. And the choice you make, between hating and forgiving, can become the story of your life."

    -Shantaram
    (Gregory David Roberts)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 950 ✭✭✭EamonnKeane


    Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-lee-ta: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of three steps down the palate to tap, at three, on the teeth. Lo. Lee. Ta.
    !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 55 ✭✭fated2pretend


    Having placed in my mouth sufficient bread for three minutes' chewing, I withdrew my powers of sensual perception and retired into the privacy of my mind, my eyes and face assuming a vacant and preoccupied expression. I reflected on the subject of my spare-time literary activities. One beginning and one ending for a book was a thing I did not agree with. A good book may have three openings entirely dissimilar and inter-related only in the prescience of the author, or for that matter one hundred times as many endings.

    At Swim-Two-Birds, Flann O' Brien

    In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since. 'Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone,' he told me, 'just remember that all the people in the world haven't had the advantages you've had.' He didn't say any more, but we've always been unusually communicative in a reserved way, and I understood that he meant a great deal more than that. In consequence, I'm inclined to reserve all judgements.

    The Great Gatsby, F. Scott Fitzgerald

    Bret Easton Ellis has great opening paragraphs as well, as can be seen by the fact that his latest, Lunar Park, opens with him discussing his previous openings!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,577 ✭✭✭Heinrich


    Kim - Kipling

    He sat, in defiance of municipal orders, astride the gun Zam Zammah on her brick platform opposite the old Ajaib-Gher - the Wonder House, as the natives call the Lahore Museum. Who hold Zam-Zammah, that 'fire-breathing dragon', hold the Punjab, for the great green-bronze piece is always first of the conqueror's loot.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 669 ✭✭✭Photi


    okmqaz42 wrote: »

    A Moveable Feast-Ernest Hemingway

    + 1

    I really love this book, evoked Paris completely for me.


    As for me, once I read this paragraph I know I wasn't going to be able to stop reading..

    A green hunting cap squeezed the top of the fleshy balloon of a head. The green earflaps, full of large ears and uncut hair and the fine bristles that grew in the ears themselves, stuck out on either side like turn signals indicating two directions at once. Full, pursed lips protruded beneath the bushy black moustache and, at their corners, sank into little folds filled with disapproval and potato chip crumbs. In the shadow under the green visor of the cap Ignatius J. Reilly's supercilious blue and yellow eyes looked down upon the other people waiting under the clock at the D. H. Holmes department store, studying the crowd of people for signs of bad taste in dress. Several of the outfits, Ignatius noticed, were new enough and expensive enough to be properly considered offenses against taste and decency. Possession of anything new or expensive only reflected a person's lack of theology and geometry; it could even cast doubts upon one's soul.


    A Confederacy Of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    "Know, oh prince, that between the years when the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of, when shining kingdoms lay spread across the world like blue mantles beneath the stars--Nemedia, Ophir, Brythunia, Hyperborea, Zamora with its dark-haired women and towers of spider-haunted mystery, Zingara with its chivalry, Koth that bordered on the pastoral lands of Shem, Stygia with its shadow-guarded tombs, Hyrkania whose riders wore steel and silk and gold. But the proudest kingdom of the world was Aquilonia, reigning supreme in the dreaming west. Hither came Conan, the Cimmerian, black-haired, sullen-eyed, sword in hand, a thief, a reaver, a slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to tread the jeweled thrones of the Earth under his sandalled feet."

    The Phoenix and the Sword (Conan) - Robert E. Howard.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,772 ✭✭✭toomevara


    Lolita, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul.

    Nabokov, Lolita.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,558 Mod ✭✭✭✭Dades


    Photi wrote: »
    As for me, once I read this paragraph I know I wasn't going to be able to stop reading.
    There's enough purple prose in there for me to put it straight back on the shelf!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 41 john77


    "When the women found milk in her breasts, and other secret feminine tokens, Scaife, the constable's man, an archdolt, was dispatched across the windswept moors and icy mountains to fetch Mr. John Brigge, coroner in the wapentakes of Agbrigg and Morley." Ronan Bennett, Havoc, in its Third Year.

    "It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on the other end asking for someone he was not" Paul Auster, City of Glass

    Also the opening scene of Kafka's The Trial, don't have a copy to hand, but that scene always sticks in my mind.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,718 ✭✭✭The Mad Hatter


    boogle wrote: »
    Which opening paragraphs stick in your mind? The ones that grabbed your attention from the outset. I can usually tell if I am going to enjoy a book from it's opening paragraph. Similarly, a turkey is easily identifiable from the first few sentences.

    For me, the opening paragraph of the first book of the Gormenghast Trilogy; Titus Groan by Mervyn Peake is the most memorable. I was immediately immersed. The imagery is spectacular.


    "Gormenghast, that is, the main massing of original stone, taken by itself
    would have displayed a certain ponderous architectural quality were it
    possible to have ignored the circumfusion of those mean dwellings that
    swarmed like an epidemic around its outer walls. They sprawled over the
    sloping earth, each one half way over its neighbor until, held back by the
    castle ramparts, the innermost of these hovels laid hold on the great
    walls, clamping themselves thereto like limpets of a rock. These dwellings,
    by ancient law, were granted the chill intimacy with the stronghold that
    loomed above them. Over their irregular roofs would fall throughout the
    seasons, the shadows of time-eaten buttresses, of broken and lofty turrets, and enormous of all, the shadow of the Tower of Flints. This tower, patched unevenly with black ivy, arose like a mutilated finger from among the fists of knuckled masonry and pointed blasphemously at heaven. At night the owls made of it an echoing throat; by day it stood voiceless and cast its long shadow."


    I'm also a big fan of the opening paragraph of Catch 22.

    That's a wonderful opening paragraph alright - one of my favourite books, too. You really got the sense that he was an artist as much as a writer in his descriptions.
    Beruthiel wrote: »
    This one from Charles Dickens - A Tale of Two Cities, keeps popping up in my mind every so often.

    Shame it's been so overquoted, though. 'It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times?! You stupid monkey!'

    Here's my contribution, from Watchmen by Alan Moore.
    Rorschach's journal. October 12th, 1985.
    Dog carcass in alley this morning. Tire tread on burst stomach. This city is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up around them and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'

    And I'll look down and whisper 'No.'


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 4,726 Mod ✭✭✭✭Gonzovision


    RonMexico wrote: »
    We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive..." And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about a hundred miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

    - Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas - Hunter S. Thompson

    "Just tell me about the goddamn golf shoes!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 631 ✭✭✭Joycey


    Bleak House ftw, just started reading it the other day.



    London. Michaelmas term lately over, and the Lord Chancellor
    sitting in Lincoln's Inn Hall. Implacable November weather. As
    much mud in the streets as if the waters had but newly retired from
    the face of the earth, and it would not be wonderful to meet a
    Megalosaurus, forty feet long or so, waddling like an elephantine
    lizard up Holborn Hill. Smoke lowering down from chimney-pots,
    making a soft black drizzle, with flakes of soot in it as big as
    full-grown snowflakes--gone into mourning, one might imagine, for
    the death of the sun. Dogs, undistinguishable in mire. Horses,
    scarcely better; splashed to their very blinkers. Foot passengers,
    jostling one another's umbrellas in a general infection of ill
    temper, and losing their foot-hold at street-corners, where tens of
    thousands of other foot passengers have been slipping and sliding
    since the day broke (if this day ever broke), adding new deposits
    to the crust upon crust of mud, sticking at those points
    tenaciously to the pavement, and accumulating at compound interest.

    Fog everywhere. Fog up the river, where it flows among green aits
    and meadows; fog down the river, where it rolls defiled among the
    tiers of shipping and the waterside pollutions of a great (and
    dirty) city. Fog on the Essex marshes, fog on the Kentish heights.
    Fog creeping into the cabooses of collier-brigs; fog lying out on
    the yards and hovering in the rigging of great ships; fog drooping
    on the gunwales of barges and small boats. Fog in the eyes and
    throats of ancient Greenwich pensioners, wheezing by the firesides
    of their wards; fog in the stem and bowl of the afternoon pipe of
    the wrathful skipper, down in his close cabin; fog cruelly pinching
    the toes and fingers of his shivering little 'prentice boy on deck.
    Chance people on the bridges peeping over the parapets into a
    nether sky of fog, with fog all round them, as if they were up in a
    balloon and hanging in the misty clouds.

    2 paragraphs I know, but sure....


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,547 Mod ✭✭✭✭Amirani


    "Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressinggown, ungirdled, was sustained gently behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:
    -- Introibo ad altare Dei." (Ulysses)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Bearhunter


    'Friday, in the evening, the landlady shouted up the stairs: "Oh God, oh Jesus, oh Sacred Heart. Noy, there's two gentlemen to see you."
    I knew by the screeches of her that these gentlemen were calling to inquire after my health, or to know if I'd had a good trip.'

    And thus begins Brendan Behan's Borstal voyage.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 247 ✭✭MadameGascar


    'It was the day my grandmother exploded. I sat in the crematorium, listening to my Uncle Hamish quietly snoring in harmony to Bach's Mass in B Minor, and I reflected that it always seemed to be death that drew me back to Gallanach.'

    Iain Banks 'The Crow Road'.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6 MPB1975


    Jeffrey Eugenides: The Virgin Suicides: "On the morning the last Lisbon daughter took her turn at suicide - it was Mary this time, and sleeping pills, like Therese - the two paramedics arrived at the house knowing exactly where the knife drawer was, and the gas oven, and the beam in the basement from which it was possible to tie a rope."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,384 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    "If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth."

    -J.D Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭marienbad


    -Tolstoy Anna Karenina -All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

    -Dante Divine Comedy - Midway in the journey of our life I found myself in a dark wood where the right way was lost.


    Margaret Atwood The Blind Assassin -Ten days after the war ended, my sister Laura drove a car off a bridge.


    L.P Hartley The Go-Between -The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there.

    That last one has become a bit of a cliche but it was brilliant when I first read it all those years ago.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7 robbie7171


    mcgovern wrote: »
    I'm sure these two will be mentioned:



    and

    I agree, The man in black.....is one of the greatest opening lines I've read. Also the opening line from Moby Dick is a cracker......"Call me Ishmael"


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 545 ✭✭✭WatchWolf


    Tyler gets me a job as a waiter, after that Tyler's pushing a gun in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die. For a long time though, Tyler and I were best friends. People are always asking, did I know about Tyler Durden.
    .


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,990 ✭✭✭longshanks


    Three men at McAlester State Penitentiary had larger penises than Lamar Pye, but all were black and therefore, by Lamar’s own figuring, hardly human at all. His was the largest penis ever seen on a white man in that prison or any of the others in which Lamar had spent so much of his adult life. It was a monster, a snake, a ropey, veiny thing that hardly looked at all like what it was but rather like some form of rubber tubing.


    Dirty White Boys
    Stephen Hunter


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 714 ✭✭✭Livvie


    'It was the day my grandmother exploded. I sat in the crematorium, listening to my Uncle Hamish quietly snoring in harmony to Bach's Mass in B Minor, and I reflected that it always seemed to be death that drew me back to Gallanach.'

    Iain Banks 'The Crow Road'.

    That one was my first thought.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 208 ✭✭fionav3


    "If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth."

    -J.D Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye

    + 1. You saved me having to type this all out. Love this opening sequence. :)
    marienbad wrote: »
    -Tolstoy Anna Karenina -All happy families are alike; each unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

    Would never have thought of this as its been years since I read the book but it does make an excellent opening.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 243 ✭✭Quatermain


    On the first Monday of the month of April, 1625, the bourg of Meung, in which the author of the Romance of the Rose was born, appeared to be in as perfect a state of revolution as if the Huguenots had just made a second Rochelle of it. Many citizens, seeing the women flying towards the High Street, leaving their children crying at the open doors, hastened to don the cuirass, and, supporting their somewhat uncertain courage with a musket or a partizan, directed their steps towards the hostelry of the Franc Meunier, before which was gathered, increasing every minute, a compact group, vociferous and full of curiosity.

    The Three Musketeers - Alexandre Dumas.
    The building was on fire. And it wasn't my fault.

    Blood Rites - Jim Butcher.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    I am a vampire. For centuries I believed I was the last vampire on Earth, that I was the most powerful creature in existence. That belief gave me great self-confidence. I feared nothing because nothing could harm me. Then one remarkable day, my supposedly dead creator, Yaksha, came for me, and I discovered I was not omnipotent. A short time later, another vampire appeared, one Eddie Fender. He had Yaksha's strength, and once again I was almost destroyed. Yet I survived both Yaksha and Eddie, only to give birth to a daughter of unfathomable power an incomprehensible persuasion---Kalika, Kali Ma, the Dark Mother, the Supreme Goddess of Destruction. Yes, I believe my only child to be a divine incarnation, an avatar, as some would describe her. In a devastating vision he showed me her infinite greatness. The only problem is that my daughter seems to have been born without a conscience.

    Actually I do have three other small problems.

    I don'u know where Kalika is.

    I know I must destroy her.

    And I love her.

    What book is this?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,384 ✭✭✭Duffy the Vampire Slayer


    'Ours is essentially a tragic age, so we refuse to take it tragically. The cataclysm has happened, we are among the ruins, we start to build up new little habitats, to have new little hopes. It is rather hard work: there is now no smooth road into the future: but we go round, or scramble over the obstacles. We've got to live, no matter how many skies have fallen.'

    -Lady Chatterley's Lover.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 550 ✭✭✭lockman


    'The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the peace and safety of a new dark age.'

    The Call of Cthulhu; HP Lovecraft


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,461 ✭✭✭--Kaiser--


    Blood Meridian
    See the child. He is pale and thin, he wears a thin and ragged linen shirt. He stokes the scullery fire. Outside lie dark turned fields with rags of snow and darker woods beyond that harbor yet a few last wolves. His folk are known for hewers of wood and drawers of water but in truth his father has been a schoolmaster. He lies in drink, he quotes from poets whose names are now lost. The boy crouches by the fire and watches him.

    Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
    We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like, "I feel a bit lightheaded; maybe you should drive . . ."And suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, which was going about 100 miles an hour with the top down to Las Vegas. And a voice was screaming: "Holy Jesus! What are these goddamn animals?"

    Catcher in the Rye
    If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have about two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They're quite touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They're nice and all I'm not saying that-but they're also touchy as hell. Besides, I'm not going to tell you my whole goddam autobiography or anything. I'll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me around last Christmas just before I got pretty run-down and had to come out here and take it easy. I mean that's all I told D.B. about, and he's my brother and all. He's in Hollywood. That isn't too far from this crumby place, and he comes over and visits me practically every week end. He's going to drive me home when I go home next month maybe. He just got a Jaguar. One of those lithe English jobs that can do around two hundred miles an hour. It cost him damn near four thousand bucks. He's got a lot of dough, now. He didn't use to. He used to be just a regular writer, when he was home. He wrote this terrific book of short stories, The Secret Goldfish, in case you never heard of him. The best one in it was "The Secret Goldfish." It was about this little kid that wouldn't let anybody look at his goldfish because he'd bought it with his own money. It killed me. Now he's out in Hollywood, D.B., being a prostitute. If there's one thing I hate, it's the movies. Don't even mention them to me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9 slow.loris


    MPB1975 wrote: »
    Jeffrey Eugenides: The Virgin Suicides: "On the morning the last Lisbon daughter took her turn at suicide - it was Mary this time, and sleeping pills, like Therese - the two paramedics arrived at the house knowing exactly where the knife drawer was, and the gas oven, and the beam in the basement from which it was possible to tie a rope."

    ^That makes me want to read this book.

    My favourite opening line is from One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez:

    "Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover ice."


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    Albert Camus - The Outsider
    MOTHER died today. Or, maybe, yesterday; I can’t be sure. The telegram from the Home says:
    YOUR MOTHER PASSED AWAY.FUNERAL TOMORROW.DEEP SYMPATHY. Which
    leaves the matter doubtful; it could have been yesterday.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,230 ✭✭✭Wetbench4


    The War of the Worlds:
    No one would have believed in the last years of the nineteenth century that this world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences greater than man’s and yet as mortal as his own; that as men busied themselves about their various concerns they were scrutinised and studied, perhaps almost as narrowly as a man with a microscope might scrutinise the transient creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water. With infinite complacency men went to and fro over this globe about their little affairs, serene in their assurance of their empire over matter. It is possible that the infusoria under the microscope do the same. No one gave a thought to the older worlds of space as sources of human danger, or thought of them only to dismiss the idea of life upon them as impossible or improbable. It is curious to recall some of the mental habits of those departed days. At most terrestrial men fancied there might be other men upon Mars, perhaps inferior to themselves and ready to welcome a missionary enterprise. Yet across the gulf of space, minds that are to our minds as ours are to those ofthe beasts that perish, intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic, regarded this earth with envious eyes, and slowly and surely drew their plans against us. And early in the twentieth century came the great disillusionment.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 976 ✭✭✭NinjaDucks


    Queen-Mise wrote: »
    Albert Camus - The Outsider

    Strange, I just started reading that today in French. It's interesting.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    NinjaDucks wrote: »
    Strange, I just started reading that today in French. It's interesting.

    I really like it - it is an odd little book.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 42 GiveEmHellKid


    A Picture of Dorain Gray = Oscar Wilde
    "The artist is the creator of beautiful things. To reveal art and conceal the artist is art's aim. The critic is he who can translate into another manner or a new material his impression of beautiful things.The highest as the lowest form of criticism is a mode of autobiography.
    Those who find ugly meanings in beautiful things are corrupt without being charming. This is a fault.Those who find beautiful meanings in beautiful things are the cultivated. For these there is hope. They are the elect to whom beautiful things mean only beauty.
    There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written. That is all."


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