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Prank phone call
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I did one before where I found a name and address in the phone book, it was something like John Smith, 18 whatever street it was, so when he picked up I said as fast as I could "Hi John it's me next door in number 19, this is embarrassing, but I'm dying to go to the toilet and I've no toilet roll, could you drop some in quick please" and he quickly said "yeah I'll be in now" and I said "great thanks bye" and that was it. Can just imagine him calling next door with toilet roll in his hand and the awkward situation that followed
Rang up one of the top hotels in Dublin asking about their most expensive room (something like 3K a night) with a New York gangster type accent on saying my boss needs it for 2 months for some business he needs to take care of in Dublin and there'd be people coming and going and could be up to 30 people in his room at once and it'd need to be private and all this. The bill was coming to around €180,000 for 2 months and I said my boss never likes to pay full price for anything and I think they ended up knocking about 20K off the price
Rang up a hotel once off a private number saying I didn't use the hotel phone because I don't want them to know what room I'm in and that I'm looking for the number for an escort, they wouldn't give me "that kind of number" and I went on asking why not? That in my country it's no problem and some hotels even provide such a service. I asked is there a number I could ring to find a number and they gave me 11811, so I spent ages asking what was the number for 11811 while I was at it Finally got the number for 11811 and said thanks. 5 mins later I rang back reception with the same accent and said that there will be a lady coming in 1 hour, and please let her up to the 2nd floor and I'll meet her there, told them what she'd be wearing but they refused to let her in and I kept going on at them asking why not and eventually the call ended. 5 mins later I rang back saying I was really sick and my doctor needs to come to my room and told them what she'd be wearing (same as I said last time :P) and I think they agreed to let her up
Rang up another hotel before and asked in a really shy voice "hi are you the same girl that was just at reception 5 minutes ago" and if she said yeah I'd say, I just wanted to say you look really nice and I really liked you since the day I checked in and wrote a song for you, so I continued to get the guitar and play a really crappy song for about 10 seconds and say that's all I've written so far and then get all shy on the phone and hang up.
This was a really bad one now and if it was you, I'm terribly sorry, but I was young and foolish at the time
Anyway I copied this off one I heard before, got another name and address from the phonebook and rang up saying Hi this is the driver from Four Star Pizza, I'm in "X estate" now and asking which house are you? Queue confusion over nobody ordering a pizza, but then they asked who ordered it, and I said the name in the phonebook and then they went silent and said "that's my wifes mother, she died 3 years ago" :eek: Needless to say I felt really bad and just said oh that's strange and not to worry about it.
I've rang a few random numbers before and just asked "Hi have you got the time please", some would start getting mad, some would just say it and I'd just say "thanks a lot, bye"
I've never done any like ordering a huge takeaway to some random house as I don't really agree with them ones.0 -
I love the accent in the phone zone one..."I won't be he-uh!"
The David Beckham dinosaur one was great, too. Here's a hilarious one, but it's not a prank.
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A fellah kept trying to prank me when I was younger. I found out who he was and got his home number, at this stage, he was just resorting to pure abuse... And some pretty nasty abuse at that...
I set up a divert on my phone to his house number. Mother picked up the phone and before she could answer, he started into his tirade of abuse.
Heh, he got in some sh*tload of trouble 0 -
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Where was the landlord from? I couldn't understand a thing he was saying, or that Billy Connolly character either.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnZb5wi_jsU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmO2H3AeHOY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqhlG9qYsR8
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