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Doctors Diagnosis

  • 02-09-2008 3:07pm
    #1
    Homer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,372 ✭✭✭


    Harry came into work on Monday feeling absolutely fine, and so was astonished when his secretary urged him to lie down on the sofa.
    Even more so when his boss took one look at him and ordered him to take the day, if not the week off work.
    Even his friends wouldn't have anything to do with him, insisting he go straight to bed.
    Finally, tired of resisting everyone's advice, he went to see his doctor. His doctor took one look at him and rushed over with a stretcher. "But doctor," he protested, I feel fine." Well, this was a puzzler, conceded the doctor, who proceeded to refer to the enormous reference books behind his desk....

    His doctor muttered to himself...

    "Looks good, feels good.... No, you look like hell."

    "Looks good, feels terrible.... Nah, you feel fine, right?"

    Thumbing furiously through another volume, he said,

    "Looks terrible, feels terrible.... Nope, that won't do it either."

    Finally his doctor had it!

    "Looks terrible, feels terrific... Aha! You're a vaginal"


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