My lunch was stolen

lisajane

I had my lunch left in the fridge at work. Its normally safe but some fcker stole my lunch. :mad:

jigglywoo

Rub poo on the outside of it (over the tinfoil/cling film/lunch box) and hopefully nobody will touch it.

Gary ITR

lisajane wrote: »

I had my lunch left in the fridge at work. Its normally safe but some fcker stole my lunch. :mad:

Bit late for lunch isn't it?

Kiera

Write a letter of complaint to "The Man".

suckslikeafox

Vengence:D

Aodan83

suckslikeafox wrote: »

Vengence:D

It's the only way they will learn.
What kind of scummy fceker steals someone elses lunch? Surely they can afford a sandwich if they have a job!

RxQueen

eehhh , what was in this lunch??

LolaLuv

emo!! wrote: »

eehhh , what was in this lunch??

This is a very important question. If it was something too delicious, you've really only got yourself to blame. That's why I always take canned mackerel and hard tack.

Archeron

This is the reason I started bringing dogsh*te sandwiches to work, putting them in the fridge, and then buying lunch out.
You don't get people stealing from you often, but when you do, they make a point of remembering not to do it again

Warhammer

that was a lovely lunch i had woops............ sorry lisajane:D

GabiP

What a Facking Liberty!!

I'd have gone round all the usual suspects offfices and checked their bins then I'd have SHAMED them all over the department
Put a HUGE notice up on the lunch room door on Monday, include dates, contents of the lunch & a good old threat of what you will put on the next lot of sandwiches that are left in the fridge, state that they can have a choice of chicken with Domestos sauce au gratin, Ham with your salive all over it or tuna that has spent half an hour in the jax with the lid off!! state whoever took it better leave a fiver in the fridge in a sealed envelope with your name on it and keep your lunch in a cool bag in future.

Revenge is sweet!

ejmaztec

I expect some thieving charitable fecker posted it to Darfur. :P

Fringe

Next time, put some laxatives in!

marco murphy

It was Harney doing the rounds.

Ross_Mahon

Poison the food next time

Itsdacraic

Follow a similar tack as you would when in a nightclub infested with tight fisted, pint robbing students i.e. piss in a pint glass and leave it on a counter and wait for one of them to rob it...........

bug

lisajane wrote: »

I had my lunch left in the fridge at work. Its normally safe but some fcker stole my lunch. :mad:

Wow, thats low.
So low in fact that it doesn't generally happen, even in the ****tiest of jobs.

I would question what you did for someone to hold such hatred for you.

Was your name on it?

LolaLuv

This is actually a pretty common occurrence in the states. It's almost expected tbh.

Run_to_da_hills

lisajane wrote: »

I had my lunch left in the fridge at work. Its normally safe but some fcker stole my lunch. :mad:

Canteen staff probably dumped them because you were not buying anything or ellse someone opened the fridge and smelt poo and did the right thing by removing them.

ellenmelon

Methinks it's time for a passive aggressive note

Degsy

Ross_Mahon wrote: »

Poison the food next time

I know somebody who did that.
Some bloke he worked with was always nicking the milk from the fridge so he put brake fluid in the milk.
Apparantly the bloke who drank it hit the floor immediatly,had to be rushed to hospital and yer man who did itgot six months in jail.

ziggy

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