Golf Shot Nicknames

stooge

What nicknames do you have for certain types of golf shots??

"A Dennis Wise" - Nasty five footer putt
"A Sonia O'Sullivan/Sally Gunnel" - Not a pretty shot but it will run all day.

Any others?

PhilipMarlowe

A Gerry Adams (provisional)

WHIP IT!

An ADOLF HITLER - Took two shots in the bunker.

An ARTHUR SCARGILL - Good strike, but a poor result.

stevire

No offence intended!!


Mary Harney - Fat and ugly

A Ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it
seems

Dearg81

A Rodney King - over-clubbed

An O.J. Simpson - somehow got away with it

A Condom - safe but didn't feel very good

An elephant's arsehole - it's high; and it stinks

A sister-in-law -I'm up there, but I know I shouldn't be

A Sally Gunnell - it's ugly but it's still running

A Kate Moss - thinned it

An IRA shot - hitting a provisional

A nipple licker - a shot that opens up the hole

A Diego Maradonna - nasty five footer

A Salman Rushdie - an impossible read

A Rock Hudson- thought it was straight, but it wasn't

Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant - shaving the hole

A Paris Hilton - an expensive hole

A Cuban - needs one more revolution

An Elton John - a big bender that lips the rim

A Glen Miller - kept low and didn't make it over the water

A Marilyn Monroe - a fair crack up the middle (aka "A Blondie")

A Princess Grace - should have taken a driver

A Princess Di - shouldn't have taken a driver

A Robin Cook - just died on the hill

A Michael Jackson - gradually fading

An Anna Kournikova - looks great, but unlikely to get a result

A Vinnie Jones - nasty kick when you're not expecting it

A Tony Blair - too much spin

A Bin Laden - driven out, never to be found again

Jamie Oliver - you really want to smack it but you can't

Marshy

stevire wrote: »

A Ladyboy - Looks like an easy hole but all may not be what it
seems

Lol! Very good

A Ken Livingstone - A long way left

A Jean-Marie Le Pen - Way out right

A.Partridge

A Kate Winslett...a bit fat, but otherwise perfect.

deko43

A David O'Leary - its not my fault its the club !

mccutchie

A Spar - Under the tree

Imhof Tank

Dearg81 wrote: »

Putting like a gynaecologist's assistant - shaving the hole

aka a Brazillian

K4t

'running faster than an ethiopian chasing a loaf of bread'

I hate myself.

Goodluck2me

Arsene Wenger - Ugly but effective.

C0SM0

A Hologram- Rimmer

spfeno

ABSOLUTELY CLASSIC LADS !!!!!!!!

PISSN MYSELF

Alzar

Excellent one's there!

Anyone got any more?

Al.

fatherbuzcagney

a guy said this to me after he 3 putted '' 3 putting is like w@nking, you are discusted after doing it ......but you know that you'll do it again sometime'':D

timmc

how about "the ryanair" ....takes off great, but lands nowhere close to where you want to be!:D

SpencerJames

In fairness lads. have you no lives? this thread is pointless.

stooge

hit a terrible tee shot at the weekend, went about 10yards. Was told it was a 'fanny-shot'.......didnt get past the women's tee box

SpencerJames wrote: »

In fairness lads. have you no lives? this thread is pointless.

thanks for your contribution :rolleyes:

Mat the trasher

A sister in-law shot.

You're up there but you know you shouldn't be!