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Ask The Oracle
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27-08-2008 3:20am#1http://www.askoracle.net/index.phpYou asked:
Is Xavi the best midfielder in the world?
The Oracle replied:
Absotively posilutely.
Well we already knew that one.......You asked:
Will Liverpool win the Premiership this year?
The Oracle replied:
If I’ve ever been sure of anything, this is it. However, you must keep in mind that occasionally my answers are nonsense.
You asked:
Will I ever see City win a trophy?
The Oracle replied:
I bet my ass you will.You asked:
Will Ireland qualify for the 2010 World Cup?
The Oracle replied:
Very likely.
:eek:You asked:
Will Cristiano Ronaldo go to Real Madrid next summer?
The Oracle replied:
If I’ve ever been sure of anything, this is it.You asked:
Will Des become a fan of Sundireland?
The Oracle replied:
Very, very likely. This is sensitive information and you must keep it to yourself. Got it?
Shit sorry Des, I let the cat out of the bag!
So there you have it folks, all life's mysteries solved in one foul swoop!0
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You asked:
Will Riera will an excellent player for Liverpool Football Club?
The Oracle replied:
Looks bad. Don’t push your luck.
Ouch!!! A few people won't be happy with this??You asked:
Will Mr. Alan and Fernando Torres get married and live happily ever after?
The Oracle replied:
Very likely
Al keep your chin up.....
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You asked:
Will Shels win promotion this year?
The Oracle replied:
If we were to bet on it, I’d say ’yes’.
Better be true:D
You asked:
Will Dundalk bottle it?
The Oracle replied:
After the most thorough investigation I can answer with confidence: maybe.
Great. Optimism:D
You asked:
Will Watford win promotion this year?
The Oracle replied:
If you ask me - as many people do - I say no.
You asked:
Will Watford be relegated this year?
The Oracle replied:
No, but thinks look bright nevertheless.
Phewwwww!
Thought this one was a gem.
You asked:
Who will win the Premiership?
The Oracle replied:
The Olsen Twins0 -
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You asked:
Who will finish top scorer in the Premiership?
The Oracle replied:
Nicole KidmanYou asked:
Why does the Irish team mess up so often?
The Oracle replied:
Religious fanticism is behind this tragedy.You asked:
Is Brian Kerr on the level?
The Oracle replied:
After the most thorough investigation I can answer with confidence: maybe.You asked:
Can Man United retain the European Cup?
The Oracle replied:
Yes, definitelyYou asked:
Eamon Dunphy - genius or nutcase?
The Oracle replied:
The first one seems better.You asked:
Will Trap be better than Staunton was?
The Oracle replied:
Sure!You asked:
When will Ireland win the World Cup?
The Oracle replied:
That will never happen. Revealing this information to others might jeopardize national security. Keep it to yourself.You asked:
Who’s hotter - Gabby Logan or Bill O’Herlihy?
The Oracle replied:
The latter one seems better.You asked:
Will Cristiano Ronaldo be at Real Madrid next season?
The Oracle replied:
Not in my lifetime. And I am going to live long.
:eek:You asked:
Will Andy Reid ever get in shape?
The Oracle replied:
This matter is entirely up to you.You asked:
How is it up to me?
The Oracle replied:
With patience.You asked:
Are you talking out of your arse, lady?
The Oracle replied:
Not any longer. I used to be.You asked:
Seems like you’ve had a difficult time of things.
The Oracle replied:
I can’t catch your train of thought.You asked:
Maybe you’d catch it over a coffee? Shall we say this weekend?
The Oracle replied:
I don’t understand.You asked:
Listen if you don’t want to go out with me just say so.
The Oracle replied:
*Smiles and nods*You asked:
Well **** you then!
The Oracle replied:
Pithecanthropic pickpocket! Weevil! Hooligan!
Shot down lads.
Great site by the way. Love it.0 -
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You asked: Is Tottenham Hotspur really a feeder club for the big four disguising themselves as a team building for the future?
The Oracle replied: Are you a Spurs fan? Because if you are YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
You asked: Is Tottenham Hotspur really a feeder club for the big four disguising themselves as a team building for the future?
The Oracle replied: Like a Greek statue.0 -
Sorry to dissapoint:
You asked:
Is Xavi the best midfielder in the world?
The Oracle replied:
I just contacted the gods and they said no.
It's all clearly bollox anyway:
You asked:
Is Xavi6 the best midfielder in the world
The Oracle replied:
After the most thorough investigation I can answer with confidence: maybe.
More bad news for you:
You asked:
Is Xavi6 the best midfielder on boards
The Oracle replied:
I just contacted the gods and they said no.0 -
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You asked:
Who will be happier after the 13th of Sept , Mr Alan or Rockman ?
The Oracle replied:
We discussed this in an International Oracle’s conference. The vote ruled on the latter one, although personally I disagreed.
Proof that shows the Oracle himself is a bit crazy, BUT his fellow workmates are a sound group of lads and lasses ,who know their stuff .You could not meet a nicer lot .:D 0 -
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