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Germany and Poland battle over Nudist Beach

  • 22-08-2008 6:35pm
    #1
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭


    A nudist beach on the border of both Poland and Germany is causing rows. While German's have a love of nudity the prude poles want their nude neighbours to put it away.

    German's say the Polish beach goers spit, swear at and my favourite use binoculars on....the Nudie Germans. Nothing better to do then stare at the bollocks of a 50 year old German man through x10 magnification in Poland so.

    The government have responded by putting signs in both languages on the beaches.


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  • #2
    Random
    Closed Accounts Posts: 19,080 ✭✭✭✭Random


    HouseHippo wrote: »

    The government have responded by putting signs in both languages on the beaches.

    WARNING: Saggy Bits.


  • #3
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    :D


  • #4
    Uthur
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 414 ✭✭Uthur


    well i think the acrimony between the poles and the russians may have more urgent repercussions for us all at some point in the future. :eek:

    also, the poles are just jealous of the germans' oversized sausages! :D


  • #5
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    Uthur wrote: »
    well i think the acrimony between the poles and the russians may have more urgent repercussions for us all at some point in the future. :eek:

    also, the poles are just jealous of the germans' oversized sausages! :D
    Hehe BratWURST!!!


  • #6
    GhostInTheRuins
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,978 ✭✭✭GhostInTheRuins


    Uthur wrote: »
    well i think the acrimony between the poles and the russians may have more urgent repercussions for us all at some point in the future. :eek:

    that's not what they said in '39


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  • #7
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    GhostInTheRuins wrote: »
    that's not what they said in '39
    Alot of things were said in '39
    eg;I think Hitler might be good for Germany
    Or of course that great policy of appeasement


  • #8
    DaBreno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,156 ✭✭✭DaBreno


    Curious situation, the Poles attempting to infringe on Germanys Lebensraum. Perhaps Germany should just claim the beach in some sort of a Lightning annexation.

    Is there a precedent for this?


  • #9
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Feckin' sex-starved catholics AGAIN... at least the Germans are getting some....!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • #10
    brianthebard
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard


    This time the germans can't wear polish clothes and pretend they were attacked...


  • #11
    Frisbee
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,571 ✭✭✭✭Frisbee


    HouseHippo wrote: »
    Alot of things were said in '39

    "Lebensraum is a great idea..."


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  • #12
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    +1


  • #13
    genericgoon
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,676 ✭✭✭genericgoon


    Blitzkreig it is so. Lets see how them interfering Poles stand up to a Panzer.


  • #14
    DaBreno
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,156 ✭✭✭DaBreno


    genericgoon wrote: »
    Blitzkreig it is so. Lets see how them interfering Poles stand up to a Panzer.

    Always someone dragging the conversation into the gutter...


  • #15
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    random wrote: »
    WARNING: Saggy Bits.

    I concur. We got a cheap package deal to a resort with one of the biggest nudist beaches in Europe. Popular with Germans too incidentally. I thought it would be wall to wall nubility. I thought wrong.


  • #16
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    I hear they put saggy bitted people on the beaches on purpose, combats public erections


  • #17
    ejmaztec
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,231 ✭✭✭✭ejmaztec


    "You've never been to a nudie beach before, have you Otto?"


    "No I haven't. How can you tell?"


    "It sticks out a mile" :pac::pac::pac:


  • #18
    flanum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    Nuden Vorboten!


  • #19
    HouseHippo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭HouseHippo


    I hear Germany is threatening to take over the beach now.


    *sighs*ah no, I think we've been here before


  • #20
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,762 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    flanum wrote: »
    Nuden Vorboten!

    Maybe in Cavan, but everything's forbidden in Cavan.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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