worst fart you ever did!!

langerdan79 · 22-08-2008 4:47pm #1

was in sydney last year and every evening i took a 40 min bus ride home. this one summer day in particular i had been farting pretty smelly ones at work so i was hoping that i would be in the clear on the journey home. however half way home i realised i was sitting on a fart of catastrophic magnitude so it took all my strength to keep it in until i got to my stop. the bus was jammers and the heat inside was unreal but i was happy with my self control especially since i was sitting next to a really hot girl. so at my stop i get up and realise i have about 7 seconds till i let possibly the biggest smelliest fart on record out. so i try and squeeze through the crowd as quickly as possible but about 2 seconds from the side door it comes out, its silent but evil. so there is a few seconds smell left on the bus as i hop off and turn around to see the door closing and about 8 peoples nostrils start flaring up and many other faces wrenched in disgust! it was a good day