Favourite curses while driving

Carsinian Thau

I'd say nearly everyone does it.
So, what is everyone's prefered curse while driving?

Usually, I use a pretty tame "Blast!" whenever I do mess up something (I'm an L-driver) but resort to stronger when people get in my way or do things that annoy/panic me.

arse..biscuits

Snagglepuss

keane2097

seeyounexttuesday ftw imo.

BroomBurner

"Blast"? You'll never get rid of those L-Plates being such a mild-mannered driver!

Frisbee

Swampdonkey

shenanigans1982

F*cking Taxi driver scumbag.

CtrlSource

"Get out of my way, you c**t b1tch / slutb1tch cumwhore!"

javaboy

I screwed up a little on the reverse around a corner during my test and finished a little far out from the kerb.

I was proud of my very restrained "Sh -all I try that again?"

Duff

F*ck off, ya silly Pricck.

SUNGOD

" ya whore's melt"

Winters

Awww ... how kute ^_^

Turd Ferguson

Knob-gobblin is good, although I dont drive so I just stand on the side of the road and shout that at oncoming traffic.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

I generally go for quantity rather than quality as in "you stupid f*cking pr1ck of a sh1te of a scumbag retard, I hope you die!"

I don't even drive I'm just a very enthusiastic passenger

Degsy

I hate taxi men.
My latest is "You dirty wanker taxi-rapist bastard ya"

Morlar

my repertoire at the moment is

'ok block the ****ing lane you ****ing c*ckf*g'
'****ing indicate b*****'
'you are ****ing having a ****ing laugh'
'****ing m-****ing fif****ingty'

Black Swan

Had a friend that would not swear, but he would yell Italian food dish names and shake his fist at passing motorists that offended him. You would be surprised how mad they got, thinking him saying something terribly offensive!

Morlar

Blue_Lagoon wrote: »

Had a friend that would not swear, but he would yell Italian food dish names and shake his fist at passing motorists that offended him. You would be surprised how mad they got, thinking him saying something terrible to them!

I'll extra olives you ya bastard!

Wazdakka

Cuntflaps...

TestTransmission

****ing stupid ****

stovelid

Usually just mutter, but when I'm angry, I think Cnut, Geebag, and Whoremaster are definitely in the repertoire.

TestTransmission

stovelid wrote: »

Usually just mutter, but when I'm angry, I think Cnut, Geebag, and Whoremaster are definitely in the repertoire.

Dont forget cnutbag

Jet Black

Towards all men>>> You cun* of a p!ss midget.

Towards all women no matter what colour hair>> You stupid blonde bitch.

Generally>>>>>>>>>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Degsy

"Get off the fcucking phone and DRIVE you stupid fcucking prick ya!"
I say that a LOT!!

ewj1978

Who the **** gave Stevie wonder a licence.... My mrs slaps me for that one...

anniehoo

Morlar wrote: »

my repertoire at the moment is

'ok block the ****ing lane you ****ing c*ckf*g'
'****ing indicate b*****'
'you are ****ing having a ****ing laugh'
'****ing m-****ing fif****ingty'

+1 including all the "star" bits

and for f*ck bleeding sake u absolute c8ntin stoopid diddle face

120_Minutes

"ARE INDICATORS ****ING OPTIONAL ON YOUR CAR YOU ****ING PRICK????"

Karoma

What's your favourite humming noise?
What's your favourite curse? Blah blah blah.
Locked like previous threads that are just an excuse to re-enact being 5 again and seeing who can come up with the best curse. Thems were the days, eh? If you miss 'em there's always the Cuckoo's Nest.