What do I say???

neaideabh

I got a girl back to the house for the first time in ages there about two weeks back ending a lengthly drought! Then last wknd I met a girl in the local nightclub... Actually saw her in the que at the start of the night and we both acknowledged each other. Met her on the way out and started small talk with her... she then went on to say she thought I was hot (well delighted!) but I was just stuck for words! What do I say to break the ice? I cam never overcome this threshold barrier!

meathstevie

Well, that's great. Do you want to get burned ?

ZygOte

tell her shes no minger herself, unless she is.... then dont tell her she is.

neaideabh

Well lets see what they say!

tobiesheba

Try and stop thinking of her as a potential score and just chat to her and remember to pay her a compliment every so often. If you ignored her telling you she thinks your hot she probably has written you off though. Really should have hit her with something along the lines of "well you're gorgeous..."

Captain Darling

Pull out your langer and do the helicopter.

Always breaks the ice.....

slipss

"I bet you have unusually wide and elongated salpinges" works every time.

gandhi123

how about.. u dont sweat much for a fat burd!!

works a charm i tell ya..




gigidy...

taidghbaby

well i'd say she's probly gone home now at this stage so its too late to say anything!!

Karoma

I find "so...been for a sh*t lately?" a good ice-breaker.

Adam

Try hitting her.

neaideabh

I have taken all your recommendations on board and will attempt all of them!!! They better work!

SuperSean11

"Pull my finger":p

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

You are the hottest thing since sunburn.

Go-Go-Gadget

Her: "your hot"
You: "i live with my parents, well they live with me, but its totally cool, i live in the basement, i call it my pad."

now, isnt getting stuck for words better than verbal diharrea?

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

Can I have a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

connundrum

You: Hey so what do you think of this place? Pretty decent, this is my first time here. I hate going to the same place twice.

Her: Yeah I hate going to the same place more than twice in sucession.

You: So you have a sister?

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

If you were my homework I'd be doing you rite now all over my desk!

ThE_IVIAcIVIAIV

another good one is :

Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again?

admiralofthefleet

ask snyper, he is a helpful chap in these matters

Riddle101

Be calm and say, I don't know what to say. I'm flattered and all but eh maybe you were just looking in a mirror

AckwelFoley

neaideabh wrote: »

I got a girl back to the house for the first time in ages there about two weeks back ending a lengthly drought! Then last wknd I met a girl in the local nightclub... Actually saw her in the que at the start of the night and we both acknowledged each other. Met her on the way out and started small talk with her... she then went on to say she thought I was hot (well delighted!) but I was just stuck for words! What do I say to break the ice? I cam never overcome this threshold barrier!

Walk up to her next tim you see her and hand her a tub of sudocream with a red ribbon attached to it for the romantic effect.

Tell her shes going to need that for the 3rd degree burns after you lash the gee out of her.


... i ve posted this before - last girl i chatted up in Athlone, i was drunk, and i satdown beside her, i told her a few dead baby jokes and she put her hand on me leg. I told her if she does that again, she gettin raped.

That was 2 months ago.. shes moving into my home on friday.

The sex is great.

kthanxbi

flanzer

snyper wrote: »

Walk up to her next tim you see her and hand her a tub of sudocream with a red ribbon attached to it for the romantic effect.

Tell her shes going to need that for the 3rd degree burns after you lash the gee out of her.


... i ve posted this before - last girl i chatted up in Athlone, i was drunk, and i satdown beside her, i told her a few dead baby jokes and she put her hand on me leg. I told her if she does that again, she gettin raped.

That was 2 months ago.. shes moving into my home on friday.

The sex is great.

kthanxbi

Pure gold! I've just LOLed in the office here and people asked me was I alright.

I take it your writing this from a prison cell after one of your mates smuggled in a laptop up his ass!!!

Ourlad

Captain Darling wrote: »

Pull out your langer and do the helicopter.

Always breaks the ice.....

lol

Aurora Borealis

Start of night - Hi, how are you?
End of night - Hi, how was your night?

Mimikyu

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steo87

Bring her home and watch the movie "Straightheads"

Sailormoon

neaideabh wrote: »

she then went on to say she thought I was hot (well delighted!) but I was just stuck for words! What do I say to break the ice? I can never overcome this threshold barrier!

"Ah yeah, I kind of am gorgeous, can't argue with you on this one... you know, you're not THAT bad yourself"