Toilet Manners.

Captain Ginger

Well, I'm not one of those people who demand the seat gets left (or put it down myself for that matter). But I had to go drop the kids to the pool while at work, and in my section there are only two guys (including myself) and so we only have one toilet here.

So I stroll in all excited about some reverse buttsecks when I find the place in a right state, pubes on the seat, urine on the seat and floor and tissue in the bowl. This isn't what one wishes to deal with first thing in the morning and it really got to me (guy isn't drunk or hungover).


So any of you live or work with people who have no manners at all in this respect?

AnonoBoy

GGGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This drives me mental. I have a flatmate who pisses all over the place and never wipes it up. No matter how many times you say it to him the lad has no sense of hygiene. **** stains all over the bowl - he wouldn't even be arsed throwing a bit of Domestos in there to get rid of it.

No respect. No respect at all.

Sean Quagmire

snots on the wall in my place - nackers

I tend to shit on the carpet.

Captain Ginger

Sean Quagmire wrote: »

snots on the wall in my place - nackers

Ughhhh I hate that also, I know a guy who pics his nose and rubs the snot on objects around him, let him crash at mine a while ago and next day sat on my chair and put my hand on the level to pull it up (you know those computer chairs) and got a large dry nose rock on my fingers.

Ughhh never had him round again.

c - 13

I've gone into a lot of public toilets over the last few years in various places college, pubs etc. To discover that some absolute cunt has wiped shit all over the walls of the cubicles.

Now thats rotten.

ejmaztec

c - 13 wrote: »

I've gone into a lot of public toilets over the last few years in various places college, pubs etc. To discover that some absolute cunt has wiped shit all over the walls of the cubicles.

Now thats rotten.

Probably Banksie looking for inspiration.

milod

Captain Ginger wrote: »

....when I find the place in a right state, pubes on the seat, urine on the seat and floor...

Don't get me started. There's some ar5ew1pe in our place that must intentionally pluck a handful of pubes and sprinkle them. The distribution over the seat is so comprehensive it's the only explanation.

Obviously he hoses the seat first for extra adhesion before tossing on the organic floss. I think he necks Berocca too, just to ensure a nice orangey-yellow hue.

There really are some fukcing savages out there

Captain Ginger

What I don't understand in my case is that they guy who's doing it know's besides me he's the only one who uses it....

Has he no shame?

milod

No - he probably has an Irish mammy that cleans up his sh1te for him...

DonalN

take a photo of it, and a pic of him, a little bit of photoshop, and stick it up on a noticeboard with a good caption.....

xzanti

Captain Ginger wrote: »

So I stroll in all excited about some reverse buttsecks when I find the place in a right state, pubes on the seat, urine on the seat and floor and tissue in the bowl. This isn't what one wishes to deal with first thing in the morning and it really got to me (guy isn't drunk or hungover).

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VERYinterested

Don't forget the S bend terrors! I don't know how it's achieved but how do people manage to get multiple (50 or so) skid marks on the S bend/base of jacks bowl? No amount of Mr. Shifter seems to work. Used Tampon/Sanitary Towel, sunny side up, on the ledge is also another pleasant site I witnessed in a Ranelagh Kebab shop loo at 3am.

xzanti

VERYinterested wrote: »

Don't forget the S bend terrors! I don't know how it's achieved but how do people manage to get multiple (50 or so) skid marks on the S bend/base of jacks bowl? No amount of Mr. Shifter seems to work. Used Tampon/Sanitary Towel, sunny side up, on the ledge is also another pleasant site I witnessed in a Ranelagh Kebab shop loo at 3am.

Burritos & Blues? That toilet is a ****hole at the best of times... scuse the pun.. Good burritos though..

Zangetsu

There is only 3 toilets in my office building and someone (it has to be the same person everytime) blocks the jacks nearly everyday. Its rediclious, in the mornings they're all fine, by the end of the day one is flooded with brown trouts flapping around the place!

Beekay

Zangetsu wrote: »

There is only 3 toilets in my office building and someone (it has to be the same person everytime) blocks the jacks nearly everyday. Its rediclious, in the mornings they're all fine, by the end of the day one is flooded with brown trouts flapping around the place!

LOL! great description


Worst I've seen was from a mate in KFC hammered one night. He got a touch of the green apple splatters and went into to the jax but in his state didn't notice the toilet lid down...there was a good bit of spray from it all hitting the lid and the wall ended up looking like a modern art exhibit

mumhaabu

c - 13 wrote: »

I've gone into a lot of public toilets over the last few years in various places college, pubs etc. To discover that some absolute cunt has wiped shit all over the walls of the cubicles.

Now thats rotten.

Probably Bobby Sands ghost at work.

gamblitis

DCU computer building toilets are def the worst! S**t everywhere!!! Blocked up soaking in p**s. You' actually swear they were gorillas!! No actually, i think gorillas would have more respect!

Epic Tissue

Captain Ginger wrote: »

Well, I'm not one of those people who demand the seat gets left (or put it down myself for that matter).

yay for brackets

beerbaron

AnonoBoy wrote: »

No respect. No respect at all.

No esteem either ! It was rough I tell ya....