Best way to make money on holidays?

newbie123

Whats yours?
Mein is to buy as many fags/drink as i can and sell em to friends and family for discounted prices mweahahahahaha
anyone else got any other ideas?

Xavi6

Why would you want to work on holidays?

ironictoaster

Sell your body.

hussey

Mule?

Lockstep

creggy wrote: »

Sell your body.

Oh Creggy,I've been down that road. I know it's glamorous and the parties are great, but you'll end up spending every dollar you make on jewelry and skintight pants.

togster

Abduct small children and sell them.

Mossy Monk

hussey wrote: »

Mule?

FTW

overexcitedaj

togster wrote: »

Abduct small children and sell them.

Im both worried and curious by your comment

javaboy

togster wrote:

Abduct small children and sell them.

overexcitedaj wrote: »

Im both worried and curious by your comment

Just make sure you keep all dealings on thread please.

overexcitedaj

javaboy wrote: »

Just make sure you keep all dealings on thread please.

why? you curious too?

Homer

overexcitedaj wrote: »

Im both worried and curious by your comment

I'm aroused by it!

Tak3n

togster wrote: »

Abduct small children and sell them.

ill take 5 please... maddy is getting a bit too old for my liking now so i think ill let her go.

Steve_o

Tak3n wrote: »

ill take 5 please... maddy is getting a bit too old for my liking now so i think ill let her go.

:eek:

OP.. smuggling drugs into Hong Kong, its safe as houses, can't possibly go wrong!!!

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briantwin

A beach a gazebo, a packet of table tennis balls and yore ma.

xzanti

Buy a book of Cloakroom tickets, some chalk and a bumbag... Go round early in the morning before the sunbed man makes an appearance... Cha Ching..

ssmith6287

A mate of mine sold aspirin to posh english lads in lanzarote. Think he sold em for 5 each. Funny thing was, the stupid cnuts pretended to be out of it

javaboy

ssmith6287 wrote: »

A mate of mine sold aspirin to posh english lads in lanzarote. Think he sold em for 5 each. Funny thing was, the stupid cnuts pretended to be out of it

That's what I call the Cidona effect. Give a teenager a drink of Cidona out of a bottle with the label ripped off and they will inevitably get drunk.

stovelid

ssmith6287 wrote: »

A mate of mine sold aspirin to posh english lads in lanzarote. Think he sold em for 5 each. Funny thing was, the stupid cnuts pretended to be out of it

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placebo

ftw, to be honest. No health effects.

javaboy

stovelid wrote: »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Placebo

ftw, to be honest. No health effects.

I suppose it's like a placebo effect all right but generally the placebo thing is associated with making you feel better.

The Cidona effect relates specifically to inducing a feeling of inebriation or intoxication.

andrew

I like to seduce rich men, marry them, kill them and make off with the insurance money. Can't think of a better summer job really.

phasers

I get a job as a valet, make off with an expensive car and sell it on the black market

Jigsaw

Or stay at home and think about how much money you've saved by not going on holiday.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

PR or shot girl for clubs. Even if you just show up and do nothing, you'll at least get a couple of nights on the piss for free out of it

ejmaztec

Raffle your arse and fuck off before the big draw!

Jigsaw

Kaya Delicious Seance wrote: »

PR or shot girl for clubs. Even if you just show up and do nothing, you'll at least get a couple of nights on the piss for free out of it

That's no good for fat ugly aul cnuts. They would never get hired. There may be a few openings for them as windbreakers. Or they could give kids piggy backs on the beach.

pq0n1ct4ve8zf5

Jigsaw wrote: »

That's no good for fat ugly aul cnuts. They would never get hired. There may be a few openings for them as windbreakers. Or they could give kids piggy backs on the beach.

Shot girl for dyke bars