Women go to the Toilet together , but surely not men!

Chong

Ok where I work there are two asian lads, that go to the bog together. One calls by the others desk and off they go laughing and joking to the toilet. Surely no Irish men do this do they.

boogle

You don't have to be a foreigner to be ghey.

bluto63

The toilet is about gettin in and gettin out asap. There's no hanging around talking.

Chong

Well I dont think they are, I know their GF's, unless its Brokeback Toilet.

togster

I have pissed on my best friends shoes before if that counts?

Procasinator

It's either homosexuality or they're doing coke.
QED.

Indian lads?

adsgirl

Procasinator wrote: »

It's either homosexuality or they're doing coke.
QED.

Thought it was Aian guys not Irish

Silenceisbliss

i keep running into my boss lately in the bathrooms just randomly. it PISSES ME OFF to NO end! jaysus, it's really one of those things that grinds my gears. I hate talking to people in the Bog, its not a conversational place...its STFU, do ur business and GTFO!

Sean Quagmire

Ah their probably just playing battleshits :pac:

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Van Zuylen wrote: »

Ok where I work there are two asian lads, that go to the bog together. One calls by the others desk and off they go laughing and joking to the toilet. Surely no Irish men do this do they.

Next time follow them and report back. You have your orders.

admiralofthefleet

Moonbaby wrote: »

Indian lads?

i would love one please, chicken tikka masala with keema naan

TerrorFirmer

Saw the Hot Chick again last night.

"I got to hit the little girls room before I soak my panties!" (Sees barman staring) "By that, I mean.....my girlfriends panties."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73ZN7ceYAJw

Blitzkrieger

The Poles seem to do it all the time here. I can't see going to the bathroom as a social activity myself.....

dreamr

i think its funny when guys like go to the backroom, and they find their bathroom times are synced with a complete stranger. haha

girls are ok, cos we use different toliets.

ejmaztec

I blame it on those twin-seater loving bogs.

Chong

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Next time follow them and report back. You have your orders.

I have, well inadvertently. One day I was in a cubicle, and all I could hear is these two lads talking quite loud in their language at each other in a good way.

Ruu_Old

Ask if you can go with them. Tell them whatever it is, you want in!

Sherifu

An bhfuil cead againn?

FlutterinBantam

They are obviously in training for the "Top Turd" competition in the office and hope to beat the opposition to come in one and two.

They go together to compare the Turd scoring points:

Smoothness
Girth
Colour
Smell
Aesthetic appeal
Spread
and Position in the Water.

Both are on a diet of curry and fried American rice and are nearing perfection in all categories.

taidghbaby

you still 2-1 favourite flutterin??

gcgirl

Its called the Pissing Possey !!

FlutterinBantam

taidghbaby wrote: »

you still 2-1 favourite flutterin??

Shhhh man.... they don't know I'm on a diet of strained prunes and rib eye for the shine and Big Al's Quarter Pounders and white bread for the girth.

A few hot chilis and refried beans + 452g can of Ambrosia Full Creamed Rice and I'll canter home.

taidghbaby

FlutterinBantam wrote: »

Shhhh man.... they don't know I'm on a diet of strained prunes and rib eye for the shine and Big Al's Quarter Pounders and white bread for the girth.

A few hot chilis and refried beans + 452g can of Ambrosia Full Creamed Rice and I'll canter home.

dont forget a couple of large macs off the shelf to wash it down

gcgirl

Did you not know Women do not fart or ****e!! its a myth !! We are pure!!

brianthebard

I was in the ladies room of a busy pub once,i chatted about penis envy with the assembled females at my friends behest.

taidghbaby

gcgirl wrote: »

Did you not know Women do not fart or ****e!! its a myth !! We are pure!!

ya's do......it just comes out of your mouth in the form of words

gcgirl

Spot on !! verbal pooh!!

ninty9er

Procasinator wrote: »

It's either homosexuality or they're doing coke.

My money's on powdering their noses